The Detective Duo

by JusSonic

Rating: everyone
Tags: Pinkie Pie, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Alternate Universe, Original Character, Mystery, Comedy
Length: 5648

Pinkie and Detective Dan teams up to solve a mystery.

Pinkie joins Detective Dan on a case when an important artifact from Ponyville is missing. Will the two be able to solve the case or will it fall apart?

Published 2015-11-09 13:40:01 UTC
Last updated 2015-11-09 13:40:01 UTC

Chapter 1

The Detective Duo

The scene begins to slowly open up to a familiar detective’s that has the noir theme. Right now, we see Detective Dan sitting in his chair, as his ceiling fan slowly twirls around. Then we see the time is around the later part of the morning day, as the office was as quiet as usual.

“It was another day in the office, nothing much was going on….it was like a Monday & some folks hate Mondays cause it’s the start of something.” Detective Dan narrates off in stating how the day was going for him at this time.

“Yawn….” Dojo was seen waking up from his nap to stretch himself a bit.

“For some, they just can’t seem to wake up & get going. It’s as dull as a dull diamond getting polished.” Detective Dan narrates off in mentioning this sort of thing as how things are dull & not so exciting.

“Knock-knock, knock!” Then just at that time, a knock was heard the front office’s door.

“Course seems like on boring days, we might get some customers.” Detective Dan narrates off in seeing that the guy may have a customer in the waiting here.

Soon the door opens to reveal who was at the detective’s door & appearing from it was none other than…a pink surprise; Pinkie Pie.

“Detective Dan, I need help!” Pinkie Pie exclaimed off to say this in sounding very panicky.

“It was Pinkie Pie of the Mane Six, a Council member of Friendship under the term Laughter!” Detective Dan narrates off in stating the facts of who Pinkie Pie was to much of Equestria in the Rainbow Kingdom.

“I know, right?” Pinkie Pie replied off to say this in breaking the fourth wall.

“Her specialty is breaking fourth walls & being random…” Detective Dan narrates in stating more factors about how the girl is one random pony.

“That’s also true too of what your narration is doing.” Pinkie Pie smiled off to break the fourth wall again in having heard the narration.

“And I go on longer, but seeing this pony can hear me, this will just get silly fast.” Detective Dan narrates in stating how talking while someone speaks during narration is gonna get old real fast.

“Oh don’t mind me, I’m just being me!” Pinkie Pie waved off to randomly say this in not minding the narration stuff at all.

“So what’s a pink mare like you doing in my place?” Detective Dan asked off straight about what Pinkie Pie was doing here.

“The most horrible thing has happened yesterday during a show moment by Rainbow Castle…” Pinkie Pie exclaimed off in mentioning this about what has happened to her.

“Uh-huh.” Detective Dan nods his head in hearing this.

“It’s terrible to believe!” Pinkie Pie stated off that what she has is terrible news.

“Uh-huh.” Detective Dan nods his head again in having heard more.

“And are you ready for this?” Pinkie Pie asked off if the guy was ready to hear what she has to say.

“Uh-huh.” Detective Dan nods off as if hearing more of what this pony was saying to nod for everything.

“Okay…guuuaaauhhhhh!” Pinkie Pie took in a deep breath at this moment before saying this. “An important artifact from Ponyville has gone missing!” She blurted out what the problem was & it sounds like it’s really important.

“Hmm….that’s some serious stuff, can you give me any details of what happened? Or who was there before the crime?” Detective Dan asked off in liking to know more things about what happened so he can get a better understanding.

“That’s just it….Twilight asked me to watch it within the castle, but then I saw a delicious cake was sitting nearby & I went for a piece…” Pinkie Pie stated off in what she was doing at the time in watching the artifact while losing herself to a tasty cake left in the kitchen.

“Oh boy, I think we may guess what happened. How many slices did you take?” Dojo slapped his forehead in just knowing what comes next with this random pink pony.

“Um….two….no wait, three….four…” Pinkie Pie was stating, but looked to be nervous from asking for the truth, & then…she burst the truth of the matter. “Oh I can’t take it, I ATE THE WHOLE CAKE!” She gave in to admit that she ate the whole darn cake instead.

“It figures!” Dojo rolled his eyes in seeing that the pink pony would be doing something like that.

“And then afterwards, the artifact was gone! How am I gonna tell Twilight I lost it when on a cake eating break, she’ll never let it down!” Pinkie Pie stated off that after she was done having so much cake, the artifact was gone, she doesn’t know how to break this down to Twilight about bumbling this important task.

Then without warning, Pinkie Pie suddenly let off a waterworks of tears from her eyes that looked like a broken fuss it. Those in the office could see the pony was really letting them tears out.

“It was a sad sight to see a pony let off bucket full of tears on sight. Especially when her tears are literally filling up our buckets.” Detective Dan narrates off in seeing what was happening, as buckets were being filled up by the ink pony’s tears.

“Dan, you might wanna wrap this up, I can only move so many buckets so fast?” Dojo asked off to say this in seeing they got six buckets full of water from the tear downpour here.

“Alright, quit the water works, Miss Pie.” Detective Dan rolled his eyes in wanting this crazy scene to end now.

“Sniff….sorry.” Pinkie Pie sniffs a bit before stopping her leaky tears.

“Now, any clues to what went on while you were stuffing your face with cake?” Detective Dan asked off in getting back on track of what they can figure out here.

“Hugh, now that I think about it…I heard the strange sound of tiny flapping noises.” Pinkie Pie stated off to say in lastly recalling something that occurred.

“Flapping noises hugh, then this theft is a winger, could be anything of a sneaky, greedy type of fiend or something else! I’ll start looking into this, Dojo, let’s go!” Detective Dan stated off in thinking of a good guess that something small with wings took the object as he & Dojo were gonna get going to check this out.

“Wait! I’m coming too! I once helped Twilight solve a cake mystery once, besides, two heads are better than one, right?” Pinkie Pie issued off in knowing that she once help Twilight solve a case once, maybe she can do so again here.

“I suppose that’s true, alright, you can be my other assistant, lets roll!” Detective Dan rubbed his chin for thought about that as he decides to let the pony come along.

“Yippy!” Pinkie Pie cheers off in seeing she can come along.

“Something tells me, this will be an odd case with two nutty ponies taking the lead.” Dojo rolled his eyes in knowing this will be something crazy to be unexpected, he just knows it.

The scene begins to fade out as everyone here begins to leave the detective’s office. Now they are about to begin a strange investigation under the task of Ponyville’s strangest ponies…

Now the scene opens up to where it’s the inside of the Rainbow Castle, where we see Detective Dan & Pinkie Pie along with Dojo looking around the council room to even the kitchen area. Right now, the search to figure out who took the artifact was now on the way of those who can figure it out.

“Alright, first thing you wanna do is show off your badge of which department you belong to.” Detective Dan issued off to say this in knowing that when doing such a business of investigation, one needs to flash their badges around.

“Really Dan, there’s nobody here?” Dojo asked off in feeling that is a little weird to do something like that.

“Oh, I got a good badge to show off!” Pinkie Pie issued off to say this while showing to anyone’s surprise; a badge. “Party Instigator.” She introduced herself as such a character under such a name.

“Private Detective.” Detective Dan stated off to show his own badge about the matter of what career he’s in. “Gotta admit, don’t know why a Party Inspector would be working here, also….my badge’s bigger than yours.” He pointed off in stating these things about the pink one’s choice for a badge & line career & because his badge was bigger too.

“Oh that’s simple, the cake in question was made with the intent to celebrate something special, so…this is Party Business 104.” Pinkie Pie issued off to explain her random case of meaning of what she’s gonna be doing during this investigation. “Also, this here’s my travel badge. Here’s my REAL Badge!” As she said this, she pulled out a brief case that had a larger party investigator’s badge on it.

“Oh ho! You must have been looking at the wrong….BADGE!” Detective Dan exclaimed off in seeing this before pulling his suit’s shirt off to reveal…& even BIGGER badge of his job for the pony to see.

“Wah!” Pinkie Pier yelped in seeing this, she was not expecting this. “Ugh curses….you win this surprise round detective!” She stated in seeing how well the random guy managed to pull something off here that was silly & fun.

“Honestly, I’m not even sure how he fit a badge that size in his coat.” Dojo rolled his eyes to shake his head in seeing how such a pony carries a badge that big on himself.

“So what sort of clues can we find?” Pinkie Pie asked off in being curious about what to find around here.

“Crumbs, hoof-prints, something that sticks out like a sour thumb.” Detective Dan issued off in what they should start looking around for.

“But we don’t have thumbs…except for Dojo.” Pinkie Pie pointed off this factor of who has thumbs since ponies have hooves.

“Hey-hey, don’t be saying such things, next thing you know, you’ll be saying I did it!” Dojo issued off in not about to get in this crazy mix up here.

“Did you?” Detective Dan leans in from actually asking such a question.

“Oh boy.” Dojo rolled his eyes in seeing this was gonna be weird.

“Hmmm….did anyone else KNOW about the item?” Detective Dan asked the pink pony for anyone knowing about the artifact.

“Well, there were a few others…” Pinkie Pie responded off in having last recall something of who else knew.

“Then we need to question them straight away, it may be possible, they snatch the artifact when you weren’t looking!” Detective Dan issued off that they need to question those that may know something.

“What! They never commented any crimes!” Pinkie Pie stated that her friends couldn’t possibly have commented crimes like taking an old artifact here. “Well okay, there was that one time AJ, Rainbow Dash, Rarity & Fluttershy did eat Mr. & Mrs. Cake’s Mhmmmmm….but you don’t think my other pals did this.” Pinkie Pie was stating off from lastly recalling an old memory before having doubt it was gonna be like that.

“Every lead will lead us somewhere, let’s get cracking!” Detective Dan issued off in knowing they best start figuring this out as quick as they can.

“Miss Pie! Delivery!” Fred’s voice is heard as we see him & Barney pushing a large cloth object on wheels over.

“Oh, Fred, Barney, you brought it, thanks.” Pinkie Pie smile doff to say this in giving the two her thanks.

“Happy to help, enjoy!” Barney waved off in seeing their task done as they return to their Royal Guard duties.

“What’s under that?” Dojo asked off in being curious about what they see.

“Hah!” Pinkie Pie unveils what was under the cloth to reveal a monster size badge bigger than two to three ponies standing on each other. “You were saying? Top that!” She issued off in having had the last word of who has the bigger badge here.

“Sure’s good with them surprises alright.” Detective Dan nods off in stating what he sees here, the pony knows how to surprise folks.

“Somehow, showing off who has a bigger badge doesn’t help get this case solve any sooner,” Dojo sighs to say this in seeing how silly this was getting.

“Alright, times ticking…lets go-go, go!” Detective Dan issued off that they gotta be going here, they got a case to solve.

“Aye-aye!” Pinkie Pie saluted in hearing this & was ready to get going again.

“Oh boy.” Dojo rolled his eyes in knowing this day is gonna be getting weirder by the minute.

Soon the group collected any clues they could find here before deciding that those that Pinkie Pie said knew about the missing artifact were these names; Spike, Phobos, Apple Bloom, Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, Octavia Melody, Tough Apple, Feathermay, DJ Pon-3, Time Turner, Bon-Bon, Lyra Heartstrings, Derpy & some other animal creatures that were performing for an off stage show performance outside the Rainbow Castle, but some went in & out for meals during breaks when putting on a show for the town’s folk that went off all day yesterday while Pinkie Pie was on artifact watch duty. So as the scene goes dark, the case to solving a crime is under foot once again…even by weird standings.

At this time during a part of the day, we find somewhere on a nice quiet park, we find some faces of those hanging out, having fun or just chatting. A lot of them ponies & such seem to be having a swell time at the moment. Just then without warning, Detective Dan & Pinkie Pie arrived on the scene, as Dojo grew giant size to carry them to make an entrance before landing & shrinking down to size.

“Hold it right there! We’re with the Private Eye & Party Investigators!” Detective Dan issued off to say this in a sly style, before he & Pinkie Pie presented their badges for everyone to see & they were just the carry on badges.

“Wow, those are some big badges!” Phobos stated off in seeing the badges they see before them.

“Oh, why thank you very much.” Detective Dan smile doff to nod in seeing someone liked his big badge.

“Yes, I think mine’s pretty big too.” Pinkie Pie smiled off in happy liking this comment of her badge’s size.

“Detective Dan…Pinkie Pie….what are you both doing here?” Spike asked off in what was going on here, what was going on?

“Well folks, heh, you’re gonna find this strange when you hear it.” Dojo pointed off to sheepishly say this in knowing what’s gonna be coming next here.

“Alright, we need you all to come with us to answer some questions.” Detective Dan insisted off that they need those here to be brought in for questioning.

“For what?” The CMC asked off puzzled about this.

Then the scene shifts towards what was likely Town Hall in Ponyville as every pony else mind their daily business….something was going on inside, especially when the background was playing ‘Interrogation Song’ from Muppets Most Wanted film to build up the suspense. We see Pinkie Pie, Detective Dan, & Dojo sitting together on a table in a dark room with a lit lamp light on as they began to talk with…Tough Apple.

Pinkie Pie: Tough Apple, let’s begin
Describe the day you played In Ponyville

Tough Apple: We rehearsed and then we walked about
We ate apple fritters and apple pie

Detective Dan: That night at ten o’ three
Were you inside the Council’s Gathering?

Tough Apple: From ten o’clock to ten o’ four
Was when we did the show encore

Pinkie Pie: Hmm, Toughy we’ve got our doubts
Can you confirm your whereabouts?

Tough Apple: My alibi is watertight
Them pony folk saw me sing all night

Detective Dan: Buddy we know you did the crime

Tough Apple: I was on stage that whole time
Ask who sang “Oh My Darling Clementine”

Pinkie Pie & Detective Dan: Thank you Tough Apple, no more questions

As this went through, they were done asking these questions as Tough Apple began to leave the interrogation room. Then entering the room next was Tough’s little lover, Feathermay, as she wore a nice dress in trying to come in in hoping this was not going to be a big problem.

Detective Dan: Hello, I think it’s time for strategy of good cop, romantic cop

“Hugh?” Pinkie Pie yelped when Detective Dan flipped the table to show an Italian dinner table with plates, silverware, fancy glasses, lit candles & a rose pot.

“Oh boy, let’s hope this one won’t blast him.” Dojo slapped his forehead in having a bad feeling this could turn ugly in what his partner was doing; the romance approach to get a girl to reveal her secrets, just as Detective Dan was pouring a Cider into a glass.

Detective Dan: Miss Feathermay, you could end up locked inside
Now’s your chance to save your hide

Feathermay: Boys, please, I did not know
It’s a crime to steal the show

Pinkie Pie: Tell us how the artifact was taken

Detective Dan: If you want to save your flank hide

Feathermay: I haven’t seen your missing artifact
All I’ve stolen that day, was the audience hearts

Pinkie Pie: We can give you a plea deal

Detective Dan: All you have to do is say neigh

Feathermay: I’m not a thief, I wouldn’t know how
All I’ve ever taken was just a bow

Detective Dan: We’ll catch the pasture that did this job

Feathermay: Give up the horse puns, guys
That’s going too far, that’s all I have to say

Pinkie Pie & Detective Dan: Thank you Feathermay, no more questions

Soon Feathermay takes her leave from the weird questions she was handling. Soon the detective, pink pony & Dojo walked into a room in order to have a discussion of what has gone on.

Detective Dan: I think she likes me

Dojo: I don’t think your puns are helping the investigation

Detective Dan: You know, I think they did it

Dojo: No they didn’t

Detective Dan: Yes they did, and we can pin it

Dojo: If they did, how did they do it?

Detective Dan: If they didn’t, how did they didn’t?

Dojo: If they didn’t then it’s easy, ’cause they simply didn’t do it

Detective Dan: If they did it, then I knew it, but we’ve nothing that can prove it

“Um, guys….Feathermay’s Tough Apple’s lover, probably best to keep that in mind.” Pinkie Pie cuts in not state this to the two having their discussion.

Detective Dan: Oh, excuse me

Then the scene changes to a crime board of stripe lines & numbers as Detective Dan & Pinkie Pie were holding their chins to try to think for a moment. They moved from the left to the right in looking around to think about what to do next before returning to the interrogation room. Next ones up were Bon-Bon & Lyra Heartstrings to which one of each were having a turn in waiting outside the door of who would go first.

Pinkie Pie: Uh

Detective Dan: Bring in the mare with the spy equipment

Soon Bon-Bon goes in to take a seat as she was the center attention now.

Pinkie Pie: Do you remember what you did
On the night you played by Castle Inn?

Bon-Bon: I was tackle by a raging buffalo
And rushed off stage to the clinic

Detective Dan: Bon-Bon, what do you know
About the artifact theft at Rainbow Castle?

Bon-Bon: I never saw the stolen thing
I spent the night in bed concussed

Pinkie Pie: The truth Bon-Bon, the clock is tickin’

Bon-Bon: If you don’t believe me, ask the best friend
Lyra Heartstrings was there, she’ll co-operate

Detective Dan: Madam, are you willing to corroborate?

Lyra Heartstrings: She didn’t do it, she didn’t do it, I mean it, she didn’t do it

Dojo: Will someone get this pony out of here

Bon-Bon: Calm down Lyra, it’s a routine inspection

Pinkie Pie & Detective Dan: Thank you Bon-Bon, no more questions

With the crazy look from Lyra Heartstrings, Bon-Bon motion her friend out the door, she made sure her best friend was not guilty of a crime neither committed. The two ponies are now thinking things through, sitting in ‘The Thinker’ poses, sometimes down, sometimes above the ceiling, don’t ask it’s all so silly. Now those here begin their interrogation with more folks coming in.

Detective Dan: Let’s go from the start
What do you know about the stolen artifact?

Derpy: I didn’t know there was a plan

Snails: Your accusation is way off man

Time Turner: The chances of us committing a crime
Are less than .009

Zecora: You ask me why, I spent my time
But my time was spent, on brewing potions on set

Detective Dan: To help with our investigation
Can you do a full rhyming translation?

Translator: What the shaman just said to you
Was “brewing potions on set”
It’s not Ghana!

Then another scene shows Granny Smith yelling out in moving some chickens on out of the room with a silent Big Mac adding her.

Granny Smith: Aaaarghh!!!

Chickens: Bawk Bawk Begawk!

Phobos: I can do an Elvis impression

Pretty much the same thing went on with more & more suspects going down the line until it was all wrapped up…

Pinkie Pie & Detective Dan: Thank you Ponies, no more questions!

Soon the group leaves the interrogation room to have a chat in what they learn, & boy did they learn…ALOT of who was guilty or not.

Detective Dan: They didn’t

Pinkie Pie: No, they didn’t

Detective Dan: There’s no way they did the crime

Pinkie Pie: They couldn’t they’re too simple

Detective Dan: They’re not criminal masterminds

Pinkie Pie: We do not know who did it, but we know who didn’t do it

Pinkie Pie & Detective Dan: So we know who didn’t do it yes we know who didn’t do it

The two points were commenting this issue, as they sang this part off a little longer before it was coming to a close before the song was wrapped up.

Detective Dan: They’re incapable of being culpable!

“Hi!” The CMC waved off from the interrogation room with smiles at the ones looking through the other glass.

“Oh boy, we better go over this one more time before we make any more crazy attempts or do anymore crazy song numbers for that matter!” Dojo sighs off to say this in knowing this case, is about as fruit nutty as they get.

The scene goes black now as this comical moment has pass along the the song’s ending at this time…

The scene shifts towards at a certain cafe spot where Detective Dan, Pinkie Pie & Dojo are having a break trying to figure things out. So far, they are back to zero in where they started in not knowing who took the artifact that Pinkie Pie was supposed to look after.

“Well that went well, we aren’t closer to finding out who stole an artifact from within Rainbow Castle!” Dojo sighs to shake his head off to say in knowing how things are for them.

“I know & those were the only ponies that were in the castle during the time Twilight & the others had to prepare something.” Pinkie Pie sighs in knowing that the ones in the castle were the only ones she knows about.

“Wait a second….we asked everyone you said was last seen in the castle, but maybe we missed something.” Detective Dan stated off in having a feeling that they overlooked something crucial.

“Really, what did we miss?” Pinkie Pie asked off in not following what the guy was saying.

“Well let’s see here….who knows that you were likely watching that artifact, but left you a tasty cake…knowing you can’t stand not wanting to eat it?” Detective Dan stated off in trying to figure out, who predicted that Pinkie Pie would go for the cake long enough to swipe the artifact?

“Um?” Pinkie Pie thought about this, but pretty much the answer would be…her close friends.

“Or that it was carefully planned that something small you couldn’t see did the trick? Plus I’ve been studying this!” Detective Dan stated off to mention while showing something;a black feather.

“A feather?” Dojo raised an eyebrow in seeing a black feather.

“A raven if I’m not mistaken & this means this was not some greedy creature…this was a pure creature of nature known to be good in thievery.” Detective Dan stated that the feather belongs to a raven type of bird, which they are known for taking things in what they find.

“You mean ravens flew off with what I was guarding?” Pinkie Pie raised an eyebrow in having heard this right; that sounds random alright.

“Not unless you know someone that actually knows how to command ravens. Do you?” Detective Dan asked off to raise an eyebrow in thinking that maybe someone the pink pony knows…can do the trick.

“Hugh….no….it couldn’t be…Fluttershy!” Pinkie Pie gasped in having a sudden thought, could her friend that’s good with animals be…a suspect?

“I knew it, it’s always the quiet ones you never expect to see things coming.” Detective Dan shook his head in feeling that the quiet ones are always ones with surprises.

“But wait, why would she take the artifact?” Pinkie Pie asked in what Fluttershy would want with such an object.

“Let’s go & see for ourselves!” Detective Dan issued off that they got straight to the source to find out.

Then without warning, the group went off in which the scene shifts fast towards Fluttershy’s cottage. There, they knock before Fluttershy slowly opens the door by a crack to see who was outside.

“Fluttershy, are you in?” Pinkie Pie asked off in pondering if her friend was in or not…

“Oh, Pinkie Pie…is there something you need?” Fluttershy asked off meekly in seeing her friend outside, but why?

“Depends, we’re investigating a crime.” Detective Dan issued off in stating this clearly of their reason.

“Oh, really?” Fluttershy yelps lightly in asking this without being too surprised.

“Yes, do you happen to own ravens?” Pinkie Pie asked this question off in being curious.

“Well, I’m taking care of some, yes, but what does…” Fluttershy was about to continue on, but…

“Now! Rush on in!” Detective Dan issued off to suddenly give the order that they should rush into the action while it’s good.

“Oh boy, this won’t be good!” Dojo rolled his eyes in seeing this may become confusing.

Then without warning, the three rush through the door, getting inside to find what was the artifact on the table in a dark room before….

“Surprise!” Everyone’s voices are hear as we see the gang, those that were questioned to even Goldie’s group that were attending here as everything was setup like a party.

And soon that left the detective, the pink pony, even a small Chinese Dragon puzzled in what they are seeing, or more or less Pinkie Pie.

“Eh? Wha…wha’s this?” Pinkie Pie asked off totally off guard in what was going on here.

“Don’t tell us you don’t know a surprise party when you see one?” Rainbow Dash smiled off to say this slyly in her friend not knowing a party when she plans them.

“Well Pinkie Pie always throws a party, this time…it’s us throwing her one.” Rarity stated off to mention this about what they are doing.

“But-but, what about the clues about the stolen artifact? And about a possible lead that Fluttershy done it which I doubt, but…” Pinkie Pie asked off all of these questions she doesn’t understand until…

“Well in truth, Fluttershy did have a raven she was carin’ fer do de deed, but only ta help ye get started.” Applejack pointed off to say this in what Fluttershy did with a raven who was being cared for.

“Besides, this artifact is actually something I discussed in truth belongs to the Pie Family.” Twilight stated off to reveal the artifact that was a stone in an ancient made decorum object.

“It does?” Pinkie Pie raised an eyebrow in being stump to hear this.

“We all talk about how to surprise you, but then you saw us & the object & so…” Ben rubbed the back of his head in trying to explain how when the pink pony saw things, they needed an excuse, so…

“We came up with this surprise to give you this, we hope you like it.” Nyx stated to hand Pinkie Pie a Pie Family artifact.

“Like it? I LOVE IT!” Pinkie Pie cheered off to come & hug her pals in feeling so excited. “Aw, you guys are the best!” She smiled off in feeling her pals are the best friends anyone can ask for.

“Guess this case was about as easy to solve as well…pie!” Detective Dan stated off to tip his head in seeing how this case was wrapped up very easy.

“But wait, you folks should have known she go bonkers from the stunt, how you know she even come here?” Dojo asked off in being puzzled about something that this madness made Pinkie Pie never know about this, why?

“It’s because we figured Pinkie Pie would go to a detective’s place to ask for help & I figure he lead her straight to the party.” Twilight smiled off to simply say this in being honest about how things would turn out.

“True to that, I figure this case was fishy….you never do something to distract your friend from something important unless…” Detective Dan nods his head in stating this in knowing how this was, Twilight didn’t want the pink pony distracted if the deal was important, however…

“It was meant to surprise me from ruining the surprise!” Pinkie Pie stated off in knowing what this meant for her.

“Well, anyone up for party games?” Spike asked off in thinking now was time to play games.

“Is Pinkie Pie pink?” Phobos rolled his eyes in making a sarcastic claim to the manner.

“Yes, yes I am!” Pinkie Pie reply off happily in stating this.

“And so the case was solve, Pinkie Pie didn’t do nothing wrong, & came to have a great time at a party celebration. Guess not all cases are needing to be solved if there is a good solution at the end. And it’s thanks to one pony for helping Pinkie Pie out, & that pony is right here because…” Detective Dan narrates off to say this stuff as the party celebration goes on, as much happiness & joy was going about before….

Then Detective Dan makes a pose in front of the viewing audience, as if about to do something to close this story here by doing…this!

“I’m Detective Dan…” Detective Dan issued forth his name to the viewing audience.

“And I’m Pinkie Pie! Bye-bye for now!” Pinkie Pie pops in to also say this while breaking the fourth wall.

“Those two are as random as anyone can guess! But then again, so am I!” Pinkamena broke the fourth wall in stating this off to everyone around here.

And with that, the party continues to go on with everyone having fun. This was a case in a nutshell to truly have something of…a weird, but happy ending if ever seen. And as everything begins to close off with the screen fading, the smiling faces from everyone, including Pinkie Pie…will remember this fun adventure, always…

The End

Author's Note

Cast list
Andrea Libman: Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Pinkamena Diane Pie, Bon-Bon
Josh Server: Detective Dan
Wayne Knight: Dojo
Tara Strong: Twilight Sparkle
Ashleigh Ball: Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Lyra Heartstrings
Tabitha St. Germain: Rarity, Granny Smithy, Derpy Hooves
Cathy Weseluck: Spike the Dragon
Jason Marsden: Ben Mare
Daveigh Chase: Nyx
Chris Sanders: Phobos the Dragon
Michelle Creber: Apple Bloom
Claire Corlett: Sweetie Belle
Madeline Peters: Scootaloo
Scott McNeil: Tough Apple
Monica Stori: Feathermay
Brenda Crichlow: Zecora
James Arnold Taylor: Fred Flintstoneward
Jeff Bergman: Barney Rubblestone
Peter New: Time Turner/Dr. Hooves
Richard Ian Cox: Snails
Shannon Chan-Kent: Pinkie Pie (Singing Voice)

There we go folks, hope many enjoy this. And here is the next fic...

"MLP: Venom To All Things: An event occurs where makes Foal Mountain be under siege, and the problem comes straight into Twilight’s neck of the woods, and wouldn’t you know it, the problem are….SNAKES! Or in another term, an entire group clan of different serpents comes into Ponyville from what has caused a commotion where they are said to live. While handling the snake pest, another issue involves the introduction…to a wild mare jungle girl called: “Anakonda”, as she speaks snakes, considers herself a part of the clan and possess an element that is fearsome & terrifying that good guys stay away from while dad guys wanna take advantage of it; the power of venom, an element to use any and all deadly poison types meant to kill. But as the Serpent Clan leave after their hatred & disrespect to such horrible creatures, including Anakonda, it may take Nyx to help her see things from knowing what it’s like; being hated & knowing who to trust. Can the Mane Six help the wild child whose inner spirit is crying out for help, can Nyx help relate from her days of being Nightmare Moon?”

Looks like snakes are involved, interesting. Read, review and suggest, folks.

The song sang here is a reference to the Q&A from "The Muppets Most Wanted".