Unlikely hero

Recap

Jason and the stallions begun moving food, water and other supplies thanks to Timmy's blue box. The group had to stop or a couple days as Jason made the mistake of showing Time Turner 'Doctor Who' but once he had grabbed all the dvd's they started taking supplies to the Citadel, which surprisingly was well furnished, unfortunately due to a powerful enchantment, Timmy couldn't land in it so he parked next to it. After unloading and returning home, Timmy noticed the large distorted gearbox on Jason's workbench before he suddenly ran off into his box and vanished.

Jason's non Alicorn mares and female friends have been following him and keeping an eye on him, which annoyed Jason to no end so he began taking Snow with him everywhere and she chased off the mares, and at night he'd spend it with Moon and Luna.

End of Recap

Jason was walking around Ponyville with his duffle bag of tools and a tin of green paint, Mayor Mare had asked him if he could paint several benches so they looked nice so that's what Jason was doing for the last hour as he arrived at a bench in front of Sugarcube corner. He was wearing his headphones and listening to loud rock music as he saw Pinkie flailing her arms at him for a window. Jason simply smiled and waved back and Snow glared at the pink mare before Jason went to work, he had noticed the town was pretty quiet, save for Twilight and spike, who were just pulled into Sugarcube corner.

Jason was oblivious to the world, save for the White Dire wolf, that not only hand a green paint on he side but was now rolling on her back in the sun. He sighed as it was nice and calm so he removed his headphones just as a hooded figure approached him which made him chuckle.

"Hey Zecora" he said to the zebra who smiled and lowered her hood. "What brings you to town?" He asked.

"Well looking for you as you haven't visited" she said crossing her arms an pouting.

"I'm sorry, I've just been preoccupied with the whole heat season, wait when do you go in heat?" He asked.

"Summer" she said as the human nodded and sat on the bench before realising.

"Fuck!, I just painted that" he said standing up as Zecora giggled.

"May you please give me a hand with some things at my hut?" She asked as Jason nodded as they began to walk, he whistled which got Snow's attention as she ran over. As the three walked, Jason looked back at the bakery and saw the mares shouting at him, which he ignored and follow Zecora to her house in the Everfree. Upon arrival, he was shown the problem and the human began to repair the damaged roof, after am hour, he was finished but he found Zecora sitting on her doorstep in tears.

"Hey what's wrong?" He asked sitting next to her and pulling her into a hug.

"Why doesn't anypony like me? I try my best but they all run and hide from me" she cried into his shoulder as he stroked her back.

"One they are morons and two, I like you" he said as she sniffed.

"You do?" She asked looking at him.

"Of course, why wouldn't i? Your awesome and cute and super nice" he said as she smiled slightly before wiping her eyes in his jacket. "Let's thick of a way to make them not be scared of you anymore" he said.

"Well they... They were in a patch of Posion Joke" she said with a sniffle.

"Posion Joke, it's a humiliation planet, it's in the same family as the horror joke and the killing joke but not as severe, the antidote is relatively simple" she said.

"Okay well we shall do that then" he said standing and helping her up.

"Good, um do you mind staying with me.... Just for tonight?" She asked.

"Of course I don't mind" he said with a smile as she led Jason and Snow inside. As they entered, Zecora showed him her spare room.

"This is the room that my brother uses when he visits, but you can use it" she said as Snow dove into bed and got comfortable.

"Lazy dog" he sighed as he went to the lounge room with Zecora before she handed him a book. "What's this?" He asked.

"A book on channelling, this teaches you how to focus magic around your body to use for attack and defence purposes" she explained which Jason nodded before a knock was heard from the door, as Jason opened it, he found both Luna and Moon standing there with swords causing Jason the cross his arms.

"What's all this then?" He asked as the two teleported their weapons away as Zecora arrived at the door.

"We were told you were in danger" Moon said as Zecora's ears fell against her head and she looked down, this caused Jason to growl.

" well I'm not and you to better apologise to Zecora" he stated to the two who apologised to the zebra. "Good now Zecora, how do feel about being friends with two Alicorns?"

"Wait what?" She asked.

"We would be happy to be her friend" Luna said as Moon nodded

"Thank you" The Zebra mare said with a smile.

"Well seeing our stallion is in no danger, we shall be off" the two said score teleporting away.

"Well I think I need some tea" Zecora said as the two went back inside, Jason was sitting in a chair as he noticed a strange blue flower on a bench, failing to hold his curiosity in check, he walked over and inspected it before giving it a sniff.

"Damn that smells horrible" he said with a cough as he placed the flower back down as Zecora came in with some tea.

The night was quiet as the two talked they both headed to sleep except Jason's dream world was Plagued.

Jason awoke to find himself on a cold crystal floor, he groaned as held his head as he looked around, he was in a weird room that seemed to e designed for a child. He pulled himself to his feet and began inspecting the room, there was a crib, a few toys, blurred photos. "Where am I?" He muttered as the door to the room opened and a blurred figure in a sapphire blue dress entered with a small bundle in her hands, she was talking quietly to the bundle before she unwrapped it to show a young child before she placed the child in the crib when the door opened behind her and a black armoured person entered and approached the woman.

"You highness" asked the person with a feminine voice.

"Yes Umbra? What Is it my student?" She asked turning to the figure and stopping " why are you in your armour?"

"The overlords are on route to the Crystal Kingdom now..... I have been ordered to kill you" she said drawing his sword.

"By who?" Asked the woman as large blue wings extended defensively from the woman's back.

"By.... By my master" the armoured woman her voice strained.

"I see, I shall protect my son" she said before the child was surrounded in a blue aura which woke him up.

"I'm so sorry my lady.... I have no choice" the armoured woman said as she drew a sword.

"I understand, make it quick" she said giving her son one more look.

"Of course" Umbra said before she drove the blade through the winged woman's back as blood splattered on to the child, just as this happened a servant entered the room and screamed before a black crystal erupted from the ground and impaled her. Umbra walked over to the crib and used a cloth to wipe the blood off the crying child's face. "I'm sorry little one, I never wanted to hurt her or you" she said before the dream ended in a flash.

Jason sat up and panted loudly, sweat was present on his brow, he was visibly shaking as he held himself before feeling something that shouldn't be there. Jason looked down to see to lumps on his upper chest, this confused him as he felt around his boxers which was when his pupils shrank, his junk was gone. "Oh great first a freaky ass dream and now I'm a bloody woman" he groaned as he looked at Snow, who was watching him, "what?" He asked as she licked him, he sighed before a blue flash occurred in front of him and both Moon an Luna were standing in front of him.

"Jason you had.... A..... Boobs" Luna said as she looked at the female Jason who was only in his boxers.

"Yea I know I'm a chick" he groaned.

"Yes but you had a nightmare that we couldn't enter, care to talk about it?" Asked Moon as she sat next to him.

"Not really" he sighed as Moon pulled him in a hug, which was nice until he felt Moon playing with his breast. "Really?" He asked.

"Hey your my partner, I'm just inspecting your new goods" she said with a giggle before Luna returned with Zecora "when did you leave?" Asked Jason.

"Ah Posion Joke, I'll be able to fix this in a moment" Zecora said as Moon stroked Jason's side, he didn't notice but he was still shaking slightly.

"Please tell me" Moon begged.

"Only a little, do you know who Umbra is?" He asked.

"Umbra?!" Both Alicorns asked alerted.

"Yea, why do you know her?" He asked.

"Yes, she murdered hundreds and enslaved the Crystal Empire" stated Luna.

"Damn, well yea I had a dream about her murdering my mother I think" he said as the room fell silent before Jason felt Luna sit next to him as he was smothered between the bust of the two Alicorns. Snow simply watched and pouted.

"I'm your highnesses I believe you are smothering him" Zecora said as the two released the slightly purple human who inhaled greedily.

"I think I am getting a fear of breasts" he panted.

"Anyway, the antidote is nearly ready" she said before a knock was heard at the front door. "Who could that be?" She asked before walking off. Jason got up and grabbed his gear but when he went to pull it in he growled.

"Fucking wide hips and tits" he groaned as he was the same build and height except with a female figure.

Luna teleported away before retiring with he blue hoodie, which was enlarged to fit her larger body as she gave it to Jason. "Thanks, now I'm wearing a hoodie dress" he said as the three and Snow left the room to find Apple Bloom talking to Zecora moments before the mane 6 burst in looking ridiculous and pissed off but before they could react, Jason moved In front of Zecora.

"Who the buck are you?" Asked Dash as she came back inside.

"Jason, I got hit by Posion Joke" he said as they gave him weird looks.

"It is a humiliation type of plant" explained Moon.

"Oh so that is why we are messed up." Said Rarity as Zecora nodded before looking at her large pot.

"I'll need to make more if the Antidote" she said as the mares collected more of the ingredients as Jason had some tea. Once the potion was made, the group went to the spa to get fixed up, Luna brought some clean clothes for Jason as him and Snow went to a private room to wash in the potion infused water.

Jason entered the hot water and dunked himself before coming up and checking himself to find he was a guy again. "Fuck Yes" he exclaimed happily before Snow leapt into the water before coming up, except when she did, she was human save for wolf ears and a wolf tail.

"Yes I'm human again, now I don't have to deal with that stupid tail anymore.... Fuck!" She said when she saw her tail before looking at the shocked human male. "Hey I'm Snow" she said as Jason fainted.