Unlikely hero

A soft beeping was the first thing Jason heard that alerted him that he was coming to, the second thing was the splitting headache that was present in his skull then he heard voices nearby, several female voices, two of which he recognised but had no idea who they belonged to and just trying to figure it out made his head hurt more. He slowly opened his eyes only to be blinded by a blinding light so he closed his eyes again, he attempted again but slowly as he used his hands to feel around the bed, finding a railing not far from them, which he grabbed and pulled himself into a sitting position before fully opening his eyes.

"Looks like I'm in Saint James hospital" he mumbled as he looked around the private hospital room, he looked around and noticed that he was connected to an IV, so he turned the valve on the cord to cut off it's supply before slowly removing the needle from his arm along with the tape "fucking hate tape on my arms" he mumbled as he rubbed the area which he had just removed the needle. After a bit of investigating, Jason found a small device connected to the wall next to his bed that he recognised "well best to call the nurse" he said as he pressed the button and ran his hand through his hair to find his head was bandaged "well that explains the headache" he said moments before the doors opened to show something that made Jason's jaw hang open.

Standing in the doorway were 10 anthro horses and a weird gecko guy, there was a purple one with a horn that had violet mane and tail, with a pink strip running down them, she had what Jason could best describe as a librarian attire on. The next was a orange one with a yellow mane and tail in a ponytail 'go figure', she had a old Stetson on along with a red flannel top which was tied in a knot midway down her chest which showed off her middle, and she also wore a pair of torn denim jeans. Directly behind her was a yellow one with wings, 'I wonder if she can fly?' Her mane and tail were a light pink colour and she wore a green hoodie and a pink skirt .

Next was a winged cyan one with a rainbow mane and tail, she hand skin tight black leggings on and a red tank top on along with a very annoyed glare painted on her face, following her was a white one with a horn and a deep purple mane and tail and she wore a ankle long silver dress that screamed posh 'I already don't like her' next was another white one with a pink mane a nurse outfit on 'why is she familiar?' Next was a solid pink one, like seriously, everything about her was pink except her eyes.

Next to her were obviously two guards of some sort, both in golden armour that remind Jason of Ancient Greek soldiers, they both hand broadswords and lastly was the tall one White one in gold armour and doing a crown on, she had a multicoloured mane and tail that flowed in nonexistent wind and she had a horn and wings. And then there was the purple and green gecko in a hoodie and track suit pants. The mares heights and busts ranged from 6 foot 3, with double D to the tallest being 10 foot tall with easily g-I sized boobs that could easily kill a man.

"Why do I get the feeling that I ain't in Kansas anymore?" Jason asked nervously, the moment he talked the purple one started writing on a note pad

"Is that where your home is" said purple one asked

"No, it's sort of a movie reference" he said which they replied with confused looks

"Anyway I believe introductions are in order" the tall amazon one stated before pointing to the purple one "this is Twilight Sparkles" she said them pointe to the orange one "Applejack" then the yellow shy one "Fluttershy" next the skittles one "Rainbow dash" next the posh one "Rarity" then the nurse "you already have met Nurse Redheart" Redheart nodded to Jason with a smile which he nodded back, "and this two guards are Sargent iron star and Private Morning star" she said and the guards nodded 'I wonder if try are sisters "next is the young dragon Spike" she said pointing a the gecko 'holy shit a dragon' "an I am Princess Celestia, but you can call me Celestia and no I am not British" she said with a smirk 'I think I may have said something in my brain damaged state,wait where is the pink one?'

Jason literally jumped up and fell out of the bed when said pink one appeared to his right, causing him to slam on his back with a grown "Owwww"

"Pinkie!" A collective of voices said annoyed 'her name is pinkie? Never would have guessed'

"Sorry " she said before joining the others as the nurse came over and helped Jason up and back onto the bed before giving him and once over before smiling

"You should be alright to head home tomorrow Mr Winter" he said with a smile

"Wait how long was I out and what was the damage?" He asked her

"Oh well your skull was fractured and you had severe internal bleeding, and you were out for two days" she said with a smile but Jason was shocked

"Two days with those kind of injuries? How am I not fucked in the head or dead or even awake?" He asked shocked

"We used magic" she said bluntly which Jason just laughed

"No seriously" he said looking at her with a smirk which she repeated and he frowned "magic doesn't exist Redheart" he said to her which in reply a clip board next to him rose into the air surrounded in a purple aura "okay freaky" he said with a sigh

"So anyway moving on, you will be sent back to you house tomorrow but for now we would just like some questions" Celestia stated with a warm smile which Jason nodded looking at the hospital gown that he was in with a annoyed look "your clothes are in the draws and your things are in the pockets, we haven't removed anything out of respect but if you try anything you will regret it" she said

"Okay okay I'm mind I I have some privacy?" He asked in which everyone but The two guards turned "that includes you two" he said which they grumbled and turned. So he began with removing the gown and pulling on his boxers and pants before hearing a gasp causing him to look up at a few of the mare looking at him in shock "what are you looking at perverts?" He said with a smirk

"Darling what ever happened to you?" Rarity asked which got the remaining mares and dragon to turn who all seamed shocked except for the nurse, who obviously had already seen

"What am I that bad looking?" He asked in mock horror before grabbing his top from infront of him

"No, I mean how did you get all those scars?" She asked which made Jason look down at the scars on his chest and arms which he simply smiled

"I got these from bar fights, defending my friends, protecting my little sister and this one" he said pointing at a large one over his appendix "I got gored by a very pissed off bull" he said with a winch "it was my fault I was blind drunk, all so the night I got my neck tattoo" he said showing the black widow tattoo

"So your saying that you got them from fights?" Rainbow asked which Jason nodded "how many is you win?"

"Well seeing as my friends or family were unharmed after woulda, I would say all of them" he said with a faint smile "well seeing as they came out with no long term injuries or scars that is" he muttered softly

"So your proud of your scars? That's a bit barbaric" rarity stated

"It's not really barbaric being proud of these scars because it mean I did my job as a friend and big brother to prevent the people I care about having to suffer from serious pain or psychological pain" he said checking his pockets briefly before grabbing his flannel and checking it's pockets "so shall we begin with the questions? And also no personal questions like about family" he said sitting on the bed as Nurse Redheart removed his head bandages "and before you rape my ears, we are gonna do this in a civilised way, raise your hands and I'll pick, ask a question without raising your hand and I'll ignore you and also stupid questions get stupid answers, understandable?" He asked in which all the anthros nodded and all, including the guards rose there hands "um okay ummm applejack is it?" He asked pointing at the orange one with a hat, which she nodded

"Yea that's right, um ya' said ya' got gored by a bull, how did that happen?" She asked with a strong southern accent

"Well Applejack, it was the evening of my graduation from school and myself am a few mates got plastered and decided to do stupid shit, surprisingly no of use got injured until he headed back to my fathers cattle station, which was where I was staying at the time." He said pausing as a soft smile formed on his lips "it was going nice and smooth until my friend Ashlee, ash was a guy don't ask, decided he wanted to try his hand at bull riding.... Needless to say he got sent off the bull, I still have no idea how the fuck he got on said bull, and so I jumped the fence, threw the moron back over the fence then as I turned back around, I found about four inches of horn in my gut, next thing I really remember is waking up in hospital a week later to find my father yelling at me for being stupid" he said with a chuckle "that answer your question?" He asked which she nodded

Jason sighed as he picked the pink one and was surprised by her question "hi, do you like parties and of so what flavour of cake?"

"Um yea I do and to be perfectly honest, I like any really" he stated as he looked at the mare moments before she vanished leaving a smoke copy for a brief moment before it too vanished "what the fuck?"

"Don't ask partner" applejack said with a chuckle

"Um okay, okay how about you Celestia?" He asked

" thank you, I just have the one simple question, why are you so calm right now?"

"Well I go by the rule of seeing is believing so after a few brief moments of panic, I usually calm down and accept it" Jason explained before looking at twilight who was writing frantically "hey ms purple.... I mean Twilight, what the heck are you doing?" He asked her which gained her attention

"Um I am just recording everything that is said" she said sheepishly "um can I ask a question now?" She asked which got a nod "okay cool, tell me everything about your species" she stated which Jason just face palmed

"At the end, now skittles" he said to Rainbow dash who glared at him

"What did you call me?" She asked annoyed

"Skittles, they are a candy from home that come in all colours of the rainbow" he said to her with a smirk "there slogan is taste the rainbow" he added which made her blush "so anyway what's your question?"

"Do human fly?" She asked

"Well yes and no" he replied which made her confused "we can't naturally fly but we have built machines to give use flight" he stated before picking Iron Star.... Maybe they guards were identical

"Does your race have military and if so what's it like?" 'Oh boy this is gonna be a doozy'

"Yes.... Iron?" She nodded "my race has it's own military, and well the best one worded answer I can give is, intense" he said to them before picking her sister?

"What kind of weapons do you have and what do you mean intense?" 'I just realised I said one question each and just about all have asked two at a time'

"Well our weapons range from swords, not that our military really uses them for combat anymore, to firearms and bombs which range from breaking bones to destroying entire cities in a blink of an eye" he said bluntly leaving everyone in the room slack jawed "and what I mean by intense is that, life in the military can go from boring to a total shit storm in a moments notice, and if you are a civilian and the military rocks up, you pretty much just get out of the way and out of the blast radius" he said before stretching, his back giving off a few cracks and pops before he looked back and noticed that there was only one hand left up "yes Redheart?"

"What is your medicinal system like?" She asked

"Well the human race, which is my species, uses our smarts to fight illnesses the best way we can, sure there are some that still have no cure but the vast majority do which allows for illnesses to possibly be wiped out, it also kind of helps when humans are quite adaptable and that there is just about always someone that is immune to the worst of it" he said "so in short our medicinal system works and barely fucks up, except for human error" he added before looking to twilight "so I guess we shall tell you about Humans, or Homo-Sapians, and I am just gonna stay briefly on each topic as I doubt we have all day" he announced which everyone in the room nodded "okay I guess we should begin with maybe the industrial revolution as I am quite shit at history, "

(Two hours later, why did I write that thinking it was in a French accent?)

"For the last time I don't eat ponies, one your sapient and two I doubt I'd like the taste of horse" Jason stated before he was slapped hard "Oww what the Fuck Rarity?!"

"That's for calling use Whorses" she stated

"Well that's what you are ri-" he was interrupted with another slap "stop slapping me, horses are fucking equines, and you are Equine and you look like hor-" he was slapped again "enough with the slapping"

"Then stop calling us Whorses, we don't sleep around" she stated with a huff

"I said horse no Whore" he said "why woul.... Oh again with the fucking horse puns? First the fact you all say pony instead of one when saying everyone, next you have pun cities called 'Trotting'ham, 'Mane'hatten, 'Prance' and fucking 'canter'lot so maybe lay off with the bloody slappy slappy ms Posh untown Unicorn bi-" Rarity slapped him once again before he took a deep breath to cool his anger before looking at her "look.... I am sorry about the attitude, just this Is so much to contend with and I am being defensive so can we start over?" He asked holding out his hand to her which she simply grumbled and took it, "well look on the bright side you only have to deal with me until Celestia can send me back" he said with a smile before looking at the Alicorn princess who's ears suddenly flopped against her head

"I am sorry but Nova Gateways are one way and I tried to fin your world but I can't find you earth in the multiverse so I am sorry bit you are here... Forever"