Unlikely hero

Jason was sitting in a small clearing in the Everfree Forest, it was somewhere between midnight and 3 am, Jason didnt know cause his phone was broken because he forgot to take it out of his pocket when he fought the overlords. Jason wasn't in a good mood, first he finds out that his house was burnt down by Blueballs, next he finds out his mother was an Alicorn which is gonna be a tucking pain in the ads and now Celestia has announced to the nobles of Ewuestria and the world that he was the me Prince and Jason hated being popular, he'd rather go unnoticed but that was impossible with him being the only human..... was he human?

Jason leant back against a tree in his suit and sighed deeply before hearing a pop to his left that reminded him of the Halo grunt headshot skull. "What are you doing out here? My father is in danger" Eris stated as Jason groaned.

"I set up a spell on him for the night so chill" he sighed.

"Oh okay, what's wrong?" She asked.

"Why do you care?" He asked her.

"Hey your the first creature to not hate me in a long long time" she said as Jason shrugged.

"Fair enough, so where do I begin? Well first I was ripped from my world, just when I had everything the way I wanted it, my own perfection...... then a cruel turn of events dumps me in a land full of nymphomaniac pastal ponies that all want to fuck a human..... I've had to deal with being rejected from my herd, ancient creatures that have left me with scars to haunt me for the rest of my days, oh and the world is gender bent so all the customs I'm used to doing are now rarer then in my world so that shoots up my popularity...... I have mystical powers but instead of having a normal one I get fucking death magic...... and to top that off..... I'm not even a fucking human..... I'm a thing" he said, the last part was quiet "and also to add Luna wants a large herd, which i guess i don't mind but its growing too fast, my house is destryoed and I'm now a fucking Prince so now I'm in the spot light which is one of my major hates and I can't reject it cause Tia fucking told it to the world" he said sighing and looking up at the night sky. "I'm just waiting for them to appear, say the right thing, calm my anger and take me back to where ever they have organized for me to stay" he said.

"Dont worry about that as I have blocked their ability to find you with magic" Eris said leaning herself against him and sighing happily. "I can fix all of your problems if you like, make it so you never came" she offered.

"And what will that achieve? Equestria would be taken over and my herd would be sex slaves for demonic beings, no I don't want that" he said as Eris nodded as she wrapped her tail around his waist. "Please don't tell me you''ve got a thing for me?" He asked.

"Well I have been watch you since you came and well yea" she said as Jason groaned but she giggled. "Ever had sex with a Chaos being before?" She asked.

"No I haven't" he said as she smirked.

"Want to?" She asked as he hands moved to his chest.

"Not today" he said as she frowned but nodded. "It isn't a no just I need to concentrate for tomorrow" he said.

"I understsnd" she said putting her arms around him.

(Next morning)

Jason awoke to himself being shaken awake, as he opened his eyes he found Eris looking worried "what's wrong?" He asked.

"My father is free" she said as Jason nodded as he stood before she teleported them with a auditable pop before reappearing to see a creature like Eris but more lean next to a Overlord.

"Eris hide" he said as she nodded and vanished but as Jason looked back to the two, he felt a hand wrap around his throat and lift him off the ground, the Overlord was glaring at him before chuckling.

"I know what to do with you" he said before he teleported the two of them. When they reappeared, they were in the middle of a graveyard, the grave yard itself looked ancient and unused in a long time, surrounding the graveyard was a heavy blanket of snow. The Overlord simply dumped Jason down in front of a large crypt door. "Say hello to mommy and daddy" he said with a chuckle but soon stopped when he heard Jason chuckling "Why are you chuckling?" He asked as Jason rose to his feet and turned to face the Overlord.

"You are really stupid" Jason said causing the Overlord to growl.

"And why is that?" He asked.

"You don't take your enemy, a Necromancer, to a graveyard to fight him" Jason said as the Overlord took a step back.

"Necromancer?" He asked before he noticed that Jason's hands were glowing, he also noticed the low mist and the faint sound of something dragging itself along the ground, no scratch that, multiple things. The Overlord started to show something that it hadn't shown in battle before, absolute terror as it felt multiple hands grabbing his legs and slowly pull him down snapping him out of his shock. "You can't do this!" He exclaimed.

"Why?" Jason asked as the Overlord tripped to get away but he continued to slowly sink into the mist, he could feel press sure around his legs as he sunk.

"It's.... it's pure evil"he said flailing his arms around as Jason approached the Overlord.

"That's rich coming from a rapist genocidal species" he growled as the Overlord was now chest deep.

"B-but I don't want to be buried alive" he pleaded as Jason walked over and grabbed an ancient shovel.

"Oh don't worry, you won't be alive" he said before snapping the head off the shovel.

"Please let me go, I won't do it a.... "he was saying before Jason impaled the sharp rotting pole through the Overlords neck, making him gurgle in his black blood before his soul left his body and entered Jason's, Jason stood there as his body vanished into the ground with the pole, once it was over the missed cleared to show an undisturbed graveyard, save for a rusted shovel head.

"At least you go a burial" Jason said leaving the Graveyard, Jason walked through the freezing cold wasteland before he managed to stumble across a cave, which he took refuge in while a snow storm tore away at the outside world. He sighed before removing his vest and then his purple top, followed by his Singlet before he made a fire put and ignited his clothes to gain warmth while he looked around the cave, soon finding a old caravan, the owners long gone so Jason ripped the caravan apart and used it as fuel while he had his back against a wall, which was slowly warming from the fire. He sighed before leaning his head back before chuckling "I wonder what happened with Eris's father?" He asked no one before sniffling "damn I'm getting a cold" he groaned before looking out at the raging snowstorm "so this is where the Crystal Empire was? I wonder what happened?" He asked himself before looking back at the fire.

(Canterlot)

The five Alicorn princesses glared upon Eris as she stood before them, she could feel their anger radiating off them as the silently watched her. "Now I shall ask again, why did you leave Jason to deal with the Overlord and Discord?" Asked Celestia in a cold tone.

"He told me to so I wouldn't get captured" she said.

"Is that so? So tell us, where is our mate now?" Asked Luna.

"I don't know, the spell I put on him so you couldn't track him is inhibiting my own ability to find him and unfortunately I need to be in close proximity to him to disable the spell." Eris said.

"And why would you put such a spell on him?" Asked Celestia.

"Because he needs time to adjust with everything, but he can't when you lot are smothering him" she yelled as the Alicorns cocked an eyebrow.

"Explain Chaos being" demanded Solar. Eris took a deep breath before she explained everything that Jason had told her, the moment she had finished the four older Alicorns frowned before Celestia sighed.

"We have been blind to our stallion's desires" she said as the other three nodded. "But the problem of right now is where is Jason" she said with a sigh.

(Jason)

Jason was practising his necromancy with the skeletal remains of the caravan owners, he was using a simple reanimation so he didn't disturb their eternal rest, he was starting to improve at it before he sneezed and caused the bones to shatter in his magic "Fuck" he growled as he returned to the fire and rubbed his chest. "I'm surprise that they haven't found me yet.... oh yea Eris put that spell on me.... I wonder" he said closing his eyes and channeling around his body before he felt a pressure leave his body "that should do it now I just have to...." he was saying before a loud pop was heard and he was suddenly wrapped in large black wings and arms before being pulled into a large pair of breasts 'or not' he thought before he felt himself getting teleported.

He felt a soft mattress below him as his body was quickly warning up from Moon's embrace as she nuzzled his half naked cold form. "Dont worry I'll warn you up" she said as she had literally wrapped herself around him. He relaxed against her as he heard the door open.

"You found him Moon" Luna's voice stated before she wrapped her arms around him also "Faust, he's freezing" she said as she pulled him into her lap. "Moon, get Celestia and Solar while I take him to the royal Bathing chambers" she said as Moon nodded before they both teleported. Jason soon found himself chest deep in hot water, still seated on the princess of the moon and in his boxers as she held him against her naked form and cuddled him, "I'm sorry" she said.

"For what?" He asked.

"Rushing you into building a herd too fast" she said as he smiled.

"It's fine, just I don't want to upset you all when I die of old age before all of you" he said before a loud pop was heard as the large bath was suddenly filled with Tia, Solar and Moon in the same attire as Luna.

"I actually have a solution for that my dear " Celestia said as the other three looked at her confused.

"How so sister?" Asked Solar.

"Well.... his father was an Immortal and so was his Mother, so if we activate the dormant genes within him, he would become immortal." She said.

"And he could sprout wings" Moon said.

"Is that so bad?" Luna asked.

Jason finally snapped out of inspecting the three naked Alicorns and looked at Luna. "Um what do you mean, I would be annoying to fight with them" he said.

"Yes but it allows for so many things, like cloud sex" she said as Jason turned bright pink.