Unlikely hero

"SURPRISE!!!" Called out a group of ponies who were hiding in the dark room, Jason was standing there confused and half blinded as he looked at the room full of ponies, majority being mares except for 3 or four stallions

"What's all this then?" He asked as the pink one zipped to stand infront of him, who almost punched her on instinct.

"Hey Jason I am so happy your better now I don't like it when my friends are hurt or sick, anyway this is your welcome to Equestria party a also welcome to Ponyville party and also your glad your out of hospital party so were you surprised?! Huh huh huh hummmphf "she said in a single breath of air but was cut off by Applejack muffling her from behind, she had a warm smile on her face

"Sorry there Sugarcube, Pinkie can get ah little over excited " she said as she released the pink one 'Sugarcube?'

"It's fine I think I got a few things from what she said, um I am good and I was surprised," Jason replied which received a yay and a hug from Pinkie before she disappeared back Ito the crowd, shortly after music began to play so Jason decided it wa best to take a seat on the free couch, as he sat down he realised he still had his beer in hand so he nursed it only to be joined by The orange Iron "so what brings you here?" He asked her curious as there were several different places to sit and groups of ponies to socialise with, she simply looked at him with a smile before opening her beer and sipping it.

"What is this seat taken? Or am I bad company?" She asked with curiously

"No no, hell you are nice company just a thought since your here you don't have to deal with your charge" he stated

"Well that is true, what if I told you that I actually enjoy your company and would like to be your friend?" She asked

"Well then I'd be over the moon to have such a cute mare as my friend." He said causing her to blush slightly

"You think I am cute?" She asked curiously

"Of course, and I don't mean in the adorable way either" he said as he sipped his beer

"Well likewise" she said relaxing into the couch next to him as a mint mare dragged a cream mare over to them

"Look Bon Bon a real human" the mint one stated excitedly to the cream one in jeans and a navy blue top

"Lyra I honestly can't believe it, your not crazy" she said with a smirk as she teased her friend before offering her hand to Jason "Hey my name is Bon Bon and this is Lyra" she said pointing at the mint green mare with green mane and tail with a white strip in a dress who seemed to not be able to hold still and was bouncing on the spot.

"Nice to meet you other, my name is Jason and this is Iron" he said gesturing Iron before shaking her hand before going to shake Lyra's only to have her stick her fingers in his mouth and inspect his teeth

"Yep omnivorous but hay look at those canines, they are really sharp.... Ow" she said pulling her finger out after Jason bit her "sorry" she said as her ears fell against her head which cause Jason to sigh as he pulled green hairs out of his mouth.

"It's fine just next time ask" he said with a smile which made her smile before she was dragged away by her friend "well that was definitely weird" he said which Iron nodded before Morning came over and sat on the opposite side of the couch to her sister.

"What are you both up to?" She asked with a smirk

"Just talking, and apparently Jason finds me cute" she said with a smile

"Oh? What about me?" Morning asked making Jason feel slightly awkward

"I think your cute also Morning" he stated

"Damn right" she said as she laid her legs on his and used him as a foot rest "so any mares here tickle your fancy?" She asked which caused Jason to shake his head "what? Not even one?" She asked

"Not even one" he said as he sipped his drink

"Why not?" Iron asked

"Well the main factor is that I am not a pony" he said which caused the sisters to laugh "what?"

"Just because you ain't a pony doesn't mean you can't get jiggy with a mare" Morning stated with a smirk "hay out great grandfather was a griffin" she added

"Bullshit" Jason replied

"No bullshit here, it has it's perks, like being able to walk on clouds without being a Pegasus, allows use to eat meat, and makes us stronger" Iron said

"Hold the fuck up.... Pegisi can walk on clouds?" He asked dumbfounded

"Well yea how do you think they can control the weather without being able to touch clouds" Iron stated

"Wait what?! Pegisi control the fucking weather?!" He said loudly getting everyponies attention in the room

"Of course other wise who would?" A Black Pegisi stated

"Um just let it do it's own thing" Jason said causing everypony to laugh at him "what?"

"The only place that does that is the Everfree, but everywhere else Pegisi or Griffins control the weather worldwide" a pony stated

"Well shit, on earth we can't control the weather, only predict it with satellites" he said which got him weird looks "satellites are machines that orbit my planet and take photos of my planet or space" he said which got him a lot of wide eyed responses.

"He is telling the truth" Applejack said which didn't help the situation

"Okay fine then if your planet doesn't control it's weather, let me guess the animals, planets survive without help, or the sun and moon raise themselves" another pony said sarcastically

"Well yes that is correct" he said getting a collection of gasps

"How does your race survive?" Another asked

"Well my race are the apex predator of my world as we out think predators that want to get us and we are incredibly adaptable, and before you ask I don't eat ponies" he added getting him a collection of sighs of relief

"So what did you even do back on your world?" The black stallion asked

"Well I was a Tradie or Tradesman, I fixed things or build houses or fences or what ever was needed" he said with a smile "to be honest I am planning of setting up shop here in Ponyville" he added

"So you are gonna be a fixer upper" a pink mare said at a makeshift bar

"Yea of sorts, hell if any of you want to hire me just let me know" he said with a smile before the pink one came and dragged him onto the stage "what are you doing Pinkie?" He asked

"Q and A time " she said before looking at an alabaster mare with an electric blue mane and tail and wore shades "Vinyl would you please?" She asked and the mare nodded and paused the music and gave Jason a microphone.

"I was just doing that why am I doing it again" he asked

"Oh no silly billy this is where the crowds asks you just about anything" she said before turning to the crowd "okay hands up everypony" she called out before looking at the crowd "Okay umm, Octavia" she said pointing to a grey mare in a Dark grey dress

"Thank you Pinkie, I just wanted to ask about his world?" She asked which Jason nodded making her smile "do you have music and if so what type?" She asked in a proper tone.

"Well my world does have music and to be honest from what I have heard from your dj, I think our music is similar, for example we have rock, metal, pop, jazz, R'n'B , classical and more" he said with a smile before Pinkie chose one named Big Mac

"Ah just wanted to say ah'm sorry for punching ya a few days back" he said sheepishly which made the ponies wide eyed

"It's cool, you were injured and I pressed against it" Jason replied, the rest of the questions came by pretty harmless until Pinkie asked a pink mare who was the bartender

"Yes Berry?" Pinkie asked

"Hey just a simple question, do you have a special somepony?" She asked curious with a slight slur from alcohol.

"No, no I haven't for the last 6 -8. Years" he said causally

"Well I'm sure a handsome stallion like you would have to trouble getting a mare or a dozen" she said with a wink

"What do you mean a dozen?" He asked confused

"Oh you know, starting a herd" she said making Jason cock his eyebrow

"Um a herd?" He asked

"Yea you know a stallion and multiple mares" she said

"Wait relationships here are polygamous?" He asked getting a round of nods from everypony

"Yea due to the fact that the stallion to mare ratio is 1 - 7 "Twilight said "why what's ratio in your world?"

"Roughly 50/50" he said

"Oh that explains things better" she said before Pinkie concluded the Q and A and Jason wen back to the couch

"Well that explains why there are so few guys around as why you didn't understand ladies first, tell me which hence is dominant here?" He asked Iron

"Female of course" she stated with a warm smile

"You know you are handling this really well Jason" Morning stated

"Yea tell me about it" he said leaning his back "I need a strong drink" he sighed

"Here you I Hun," a voice said causing him to look at Berry offering him a glass, her mane and tail were pink also but a darker shade a she was wearing a black top that was maybe a size too small along with shorts. "Like what you see hmm?" She asked causing him to blush and politely take the drink

"Sorry Ms I didn't mean to gawk" he said rubbing the back of his head with hi free hand as she grabbed a seat and sat in front of him

"Call me Berry and don't worry about it, I find it a compliment" she said sipping we drink "and also I am sorry for embarrassing you bit what I said was true" she said with a smile

"Thanks Berry, bit I doubt they'd want to I out with me, hell look at me, I am shorter then most, I am a fucking alien for Christ sake," he stated with a chuckle

"And also he is xenophobic" Morning added

"I am not xenophobic, and the only reason I said that your all not my species is a problem is because I was raised to only be with humans as ponies on my world were not sapient" he responded

"Well your not on your world and the only way your gonna find love or anything like that is to drop that mind set and just go with the flow" Iron informed making Jason sigh ad sip his drink

"Well fuck, how about this, you all get a list of mares that are interested in little old me and then maybe I'll think about dating ponies" he said 'I doubt there are many'

"Deal" Berry said shaking his hand with a sultry look, he was about to say something about it before his phone went off.

"Hello?" He asked.

"Oh hello Jason it's me Celestia I just wanted to ask you a favor?" She asked as a loud crashing and screaming was heard in the back ground.

"Um okay what is it?".

"I was wondering if my little sister could stay with you for a couple weeks or months, I will pay for he boarding it's jut that.... She needs time to just" she said.

"Alright fine but two things, one she better not break my stuff as second bring her over tomorrow" he said which she thanked him an hung up.

"What was that about?" Iron asked.

"Oh just another roommate" he sighed before standing from the couch "I better go" he said as Berry took his phone and called her phone with it before saving her number and returning his phone.

"There now you have my number a I will spread your number around so you can get business" she said before standing and hugging him which he returned before heading for the door with the stars.

'Good thing Celestia called on my work phone' he said as the group walked home.

"So who is our new roommate?" Iron asked.

"Princess Luna" Jason replied causing the mares to sigh.

"Well buck, just when I was starting to have fun" Morning said as they reached the front door.

"It can't be that bad" he said as he unlocked the door and let them in, as he walked inside, his phone went off from text messages of jobs "well damn looks like I have a few jobs this week" he said surprised "that was fast".

"It's a small town" Iron said before giving him an hug an heading to her room.

"Why am I getting hugged?" He asked as Morning hugged him.

"It's how we say hi ad bye to friends" she said with a smile and went to her room.

"Right" he muttered and headed to his room before looking at his tv "I really wanna play video games but I can't have a late night.... Maybe for a little while" he said before setting up his console and began playing.

(The next morning)

Jason had just finished playing with a smile before he checked his phone and groaned "fucking fallout making me play all night" he muttered as he went to shower and make breakfast for himself and the mares "good thing they can eat meat" he said grabbing bacon and eggs from his fridge and began cooking "but I swear I set my alarm for 2am" he muttered as he pulled out his phone to check only to groan when it said it was set for 2pm.

"Morning Jason" a Morning said as she Opened the fridge and grabbed a bottle that said Orange juice.

"Morning.... Morning" he chuckled before handing her a plate of food which made her smile, he notice that she was wearing a black pair of shorts and a black tank top with the royal guard mark on them.

"This is an upside to living with a omnivore instead of herbivores " she said eating the bacon first as Iron came out in a black top and track suit pants with the royal guard crest on both.

"Hey" she ignored him as she yawned and went to a the pot of coffee that was freshly brewed before getting a mug and sipped it.

"Morning" she said grabbing her plate and sitting down 'ah a coffee person' he finished up making his before walking and grabbing a coffee and sitting with the two "so when is the Princess coming?" Iron asked.

"Fuck if I know" he said with a shrug before sipping his coffee.

"So how did you sleep anyway?" Morning asked him.

"I didn't I got distracted by my Xbox".

"Xbox don't you mean Pbox?" Morning said.

"What?" He asked confused.

"Morning remember his world and ours are similar so they are most likely the same thing but anyway that was mighty stupid Jason seeing that not only do we have a princess coming but you also have work" Iron said as she sat back down with he third cup of coffee but before she could drink from it a knock was heard from the door.

As Jason went to answer, he checked himself and sighed, he was in the same clothes as last night, but he had no time to fix it as he answered the door to find Celestia standing next to a 6 foot 2 faded blue Alicorn mare with a darker blue mane in a dark blue and purple dress "Morning Celestia" he said with a smile before offering his hand to Luna "hey my name is..." He was saying before he was cut off by Luna.

"We know who thou is Jason Winter" she said with a annoyed huff.

"Look Jason I just need you to look after her, I know you wondering why I chose you instead of my student but I needed someone who was gonna treat her like a mare instead of royalty so I chose you" she said before handing Luna a ring "Be good Lulu" she said with a smirk.

"We are not a child Tia" she said putting the ring on and changing into a purple Pegasus mare "we will not cause trouble for me Winter" she said as Jason let her in to his house.

"Okay good and Jason she didn't bring anything as she didn't really have anything in her size" Celestia said.

"It's cool Tia, I'll take her to Get clothes" he said before giving her a hug that shocked her slightly before she returned it with a smile.

"Thank you Jason for looking after her an seeing me as a friend, best of luck" she said before teleporting away leaving them alone.

"Okay so Luna.... Wanna play some Fallout?" He asked.