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Chapter 1 (edited)
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Chapter 1 (edited)
(Rainbine P.O.V) (Equestria, Canterlot Royal stone garden, present time)
(“Hey, how long have we been trapped in stone for?”) Asked the tomboyish voice in my head for the thousandth time.
“About 2,566 years ago Rainbow. You already know how long we've been trapped in here.” I said to Rainbow Dash, who resided in my head.
(“But I'm so bored.”) Rainbow whined in my head, to which I sighed in reply.
“I know Rainbow, but we are going to have to wait until someone, like or Toy Bonnie and Toy Chica can free us. If they are still alive.” I said, worried. Those two had been with us through thick and thin during the war the ponies had with the griffins. Ever since I first bought them along with my arm cannon from that shady merchant from comic-con (back when I used to be a guy) they had been 100% loyal to me and Rainbow. Which is good, since two days after the war was over, the pair of royal backstabbers decided to betray us by sealing me in stone. Toy Bonnie and Toy Chica were lucky enough to escape before they met the same fate as me.
(“I know Rainbine, I just hope it's not that much longer. I have faith they are still alive.”) She said with confidence. (“Hey, have I ever told you how I ended up in your head?”) She asked as she decided to change the subject, and curiosity filled me.
“Now that you mention it, no you haven’t told me how that happened at all, due to the fact we were always busy or watching ponies walk by. So care to tell?” I asked Rainbow. But before she could reply, we heard an explosion from one of the castle walls.
(“What the hell was that?!”) Rainbow shouted in my head, surprised as we watched a big red and black centaur run past us to the main castle.
“That was Tirek. If he’s attacking the castle now, that means we are at the final episode of season 4.” I said excitedly, before sensing Rainbow roll her eyes.
(“Good to know, but…. We're still trapped in stone.”) Rainbow said, annoyed.
“I know. But I got a gut feeling that we will be freed after Tirek has left the castle to go after Twilight.” I told Rainbow, confident about what I had said. I felt her smiling at this.
(“Okay, I'll trust you on this. After all, your gut feelings are never wrong on things like this.”) Rainbow said happily, before waiting for Tirek to leave.
--30 minutes later.--
We had just seen Tirek running past us to Ponyville along with Discord before waiting for what will free us from stone. So far nothing happened.
(“Agh! Why aren’t we free yet?”) Rainbow groaned, not wanting to be in stone any longer.
“Not much longer now Rainbow. We will be free soon enough I can feel it.” I said excited as we see two unicorn guards walking toward us. Once the two guards have gotten close enough to my statue they then look left and right. making sure there's nopony else around. After that they aimed their horns at us and with a quick shot of magic, we were free from the stone prison.
(“FREE AT LAST!”) Rainbow shouted out of happiness in my head while I laughed like a madman. I then glanced at the two guards with a big smile.
“Thank you for freeing me. But why would two of Celestia’s guards such as yourself want to free someone like me?” I asked, to which the two guards simply grinned at me.
“Simple.” Both guards said at the same time as they put a hoof on their faces as a cloud of smoke covers them. Once the cloud had disappeared it left behind two very familiar animatronics.
“We were never really on her side.” Said the male blue bunny animatronic, who wore a red bow tie.
“Specially after she and her sister betrayed us when sealing you in stone!” Said the female yellow chicken, who wore an apron with the words saying “let's party!” on it.
“TOY BONNIE! TOY CHICA!” I shouted in glee, before giving my two animatronic friends a far too long awaited hug, which they returned in kind.
We were hugging each other for about 10 minutes before we heard someone yell “halt!” at us. When we broke the hug, we turned to see Shining Armour and about 15 guards slowly running toward us. I wasn't worried about this, since Shining and his guards had been drained of their magic. I tune Shining out after he said “you three are under arrest” and transform my left hand into my cannon and shot his horn, which caused him to fall down, crying in pain like the little bitch he is. I turned to look at my friends with a manic grin.
“Five guards each and leave Bitch Armour alive?” I asked Toy Bonnie and Toy Chica, to which they both nodded in agreement before getting out their weapons. Toy Bonnie began firing at his five guards with his red and white mini gun, while Toy Chica blew up hers with her tf2 grenade launcher that fired pink cupcake grenades. As for me, I summoned my wings and rose up in the air, before letting loose a barrage of fire from my cannon at my five guards. Some of the guards tried to get away but they didn’t get too far. After that we stepped outside the garden so I could talk to my friends without Bitch Armour hearing us.
(“Why did we only leave that one guard alive but still killed his friends?”) Rainbow asked, no longer bothered about us killing living creatures.
“Those 15 guards, like the rest of the guards of this day and age, are weak and useless. With or without magic.” Toy Bonnie answered, whom, as well as Toy Chica, were the only ones, beside myself, who could hear Rainbow when she talked.
“The stallion that Rainbine had shot in the horn was Prince Shining Armour. He is Twilight Sparkle’s older brother.” Toy Chica said, which caused Rainbow to gasp in my head as realization struck her.
(“He’s this world’s version of Twilight’s brother?”) Rainbow asked, surprised at what Toy Chica had just told her.
“Yeah, we don’t want Twilight coming after us to avenge her brother’s death, now do we?” I asked, to which everyone nodded. “Now then. Before we leave Canterlot, let's break into the Princess’s vault and steal some bags of bits and a cake before everyone in Equestria gets their magic back.” I said, before we began to run towards the vault’s location.
“Ooh Ooh! Can I leave the Princesses a present in their vault?” Toy Chica asked while blowing up a guard that we ran past with a cupcake grenade.
“Of course you can Toy Chica. Just put it in the cake section of the vault.” I told her with a manic grin while Rainbow and Toy Bonnie giggled at what Toy Chica meant by ‘leaving a present’.
10 minutes later
We had reached the vault after we had killed god knows many useless guards that got in our way. It only took Toy Bonnie four minutes to make a hole in the vault’s door with his enchanted chainsaw. After that, we entered the vault, before becoming awestruck at the literal tons of big bags of bits and cakes along with a few bags that are labeled strange items.
(“Wow. How many bags of bits are you guys going to take?”) Rainbow asked, still awe struck at the scene.
“I think 15 bags of bits will be enough for now.” I said, before putting 5 bags in my pocket dimension while the others did the same. I noticed Toy Bonnie placed a bag of strange items in his pocket dimension while Toy Chica grabbed a toffee cake. “Is everyone ready to go?” I asked.
“Just putting the present in the perfect spot now.” Toy Chica said as she placed the ‘present’ in the center of all the cakes while Toy Bonnie just nods.
(“Then let's get out of here while we still got time.”) Rainbow said and we all nodded in agreement before running out of the vault.
As we ran through the castle halls, Toy Bonnie told me and Rainbow about all the upgrades he and Toy Chica had gotten. Those will come in handy for us in the future. When we got outside I summoned my wings once more and took to the air while Toy Bonnie and Toy Chica had to turn on their rocket plates from their hands and feet like Ironman, before they took to the air as well.
*Five minutes later*
We landed on a cloud after we had flown a good distance away from Canterlot. We looked down below to see Tirek getting hit by the Mane six’s rainbow power beam. After he got hit, all the magic he had stolen began returning to their rightful owners, exluding the dead guard's, as he was sent back to Tartarus. The guards magic just flew into the Everfree.
(“Awesome.”) Rainbow said as the Mane six followed the crystal box back to Ponyville where I knew Twilight’s new castle would appear.
“It is, isn’t it? But right now, we need to find a place to hide before old Sunbutt and Moonbutt get back to Canterlot.” I said, imagining the look they will have when they see the bodies, and me missing.
“Well, how about the old castle of the Royal Pony Sisters, in the Everfree Forest for a place to hide?” Toy Bonnie asked as he pointed to where the castle is from our spot in the sky.
“Yeah, it will be the perfect spot to hide and rest up for the night!” Toy Chica said, as she had noticed the sun was starting to go down.
“Great idea guys. Let's get going.” I said as we started to fly off to where the old castle stood.
(Celestia P.O.V) (Equestria, Canterlot Castle, 10 minutes after returning from Ponyville)
“This is horrible.” I said to myself as I followed the path of dead guards from the stone garden, while trying not to throw up at the blood and guts. From what Shining Armour had told me and my sister when we got back from Ponyville, it was that monster Rainbine, and her blue and yellow golems that had caused all these deaths.
I knew I should've banished her to Tartarus like I did with those other two monsters and their golem instead of sealing her in stone, like Luna had convinced me to do. But now she is free, thanks to her golems.
The path of dead guards ended at the royal vault where some of the guards were investigating on what’s missing from it. I asked one of the guards on what was missing, and he reported that 15 big bags of bits, a bag of strange items, and a toffee cake were gone from the vault. My eyes widened when he said bags of strange items. Whatever plans Rainbine had for those items, they aren't good and she must be captured as soon as possible before she harms my ponies. Just before I was going to write a letter to Twilight, Flash Sentry called me over to the cake section where I heard a beeping noise.
Turns out it was a pink cupcake with yellow eyes and a blue candle that was making the sound. When I got close to the cupcake it stop beeping and start playing a recorded message.
“I am goin ta kill you and I am *burp*.”
Before I could react the cupcake exploded and covered everypony in the vault in cake batter. After I wiped some of the batter off my face so I can see. When I do, I stare in wide eyed horror at what I am seeing. Every last cake in the vault was destroyed. My anger for my destroyed cakes and knowledge of who did it was building. I stomped my front hooves on the ground hard, before raising them up to the air and shouted in rage with the Royal Canterlot Voice.
“RAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNBIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!”
Celestia
Vs
Rainbine
(Third person P.O.V) (Equestria,Tartarus, Night time)
Tirek was furious. He had drained the magic from every last pony in Equestria. But then he was defeated by six mares with this unknown rainbow magic and 'friendship'. Now he is back in Tartarus, small and weak again. Only difference is that this time he is in a cage with no doors to get out of.
“This isn’t over Princess Twilight Sparkle!” He weakly shouted only to hear silence as he continued his rant. “I have escaped Tartarus once, and I can do it again! Even if it takes me another 1000 years to do it, this cage won't hold me forever!” He yelled as he punched one of the cage’s bars, only to yelp out in pain from hurting his hand.
“Oh I believe it will hold you just fine.” Said a soft female voice that contained a little bit of venom in it. The voice had originated from the right side of Tirek’s cage, but when Tirek turned around to see who dared to speak to him in such a foolish manner, his pupils dilated as he stared, eyes filled with horror, at the one creature he had hoped never to see again. “No! Not you again!” He whimpered.
Standing right outside his cage was a human girl with really pale yellow skin, bright red hair, her right eye being a teal blue colour while her left eye being red and having red eye shadow around it. She wore a white tank top, dark red skirt with a picture of three butterflies with speakers and blood on their wings, dark red boots, a grey butterfly hair clip and a red and white top hat that looks like it was from the Cat in the Hat. The girl stared at Tirek with a evil smile and a ‘I am going to kill you’ look in her eyes.
“Oh what's the matter little guy? Ain’t you happy to see me again?” She cooed in a mocking tone of voice, which made Tirek back against the cage wall in terror.
“Like how I feel when I see chains binding me to the ground. Fluttershout.” Tirek said, while trying not to look like he's scared of Fluttershout. Sadly, he failed as Fluttershout's evil smile got bigger at seeing his fear of her.
“Aah. What a shame but it's really sweet of you to remember my name.” Fluttershout cooed at Tirek as she gets closer to the cage bars. “Also do you remember what I told you what I would do if I saw your face back in Tartarus again?” She asked, never losing her smile as she saw Tirek’s eyes stink down to pin picks in horror.
“N-n-no! Not that! Please have mercy on me!” Tirek begged, which told Fluttershout all she needed to hear from him.
“Sorry Tirek. But I am all out of mercy.” Fluttershout said while actually having a sorry look to her face for a few seconds before it went back to her evil smile. “Besides, you've had this coming for a long time.” She added as she took in a deep breath, before letting out a very loud scream, which promptly made Tirek’s head explode.
After Fluttershout stopped screaming in order to catch her breath for a minute or two, she stared at Tirek’s headless body lying lifeless on the floor. Which is now covered in his blood and brain matter. “You live alone. You die alone.” Fluttershout said as she gave out a sigh. She didn't like killing but it's one of the things she must do, especially because the Princesses and their ponies don’t have the balls to kill monsters like Tirek.
After a minute of staring she picked up a stone and threw it over at a nearby wall. Then she heard a female voice grunt in pain. Fluttershout smiled cheekily as she saw the owner of the voice walk around the edge of the wall rubbing her head while removing some earplugs she had in her ears.
She was an anthropomorphic mobian fox with red, brown and cream fur with dark red hair and blue eyes. She wore a black belly top, black belted skirt, black fingerless gloves, black boots, a yellow bow and a belt. At the moment, she was looking at Fluttershout, annoyed. “You could've just walked around the wall and waved at us you know.” Said the mobian fox crossing her arms in annoyance.
“Sorry Fiona. But where's the fun in that?” Fluttershout asked cheekily which caused Fiona to shake her head while chuckling at her antics.
“You never change, do you Fluttershout?” Fiona said smiling. “So is Tirek dead?” She asked, before she noticed the dead body in the cage behind Fluttershout.
“Yeah. He won’t be stealing any magic from anyone ever again.” Fluttershout said with a grin. “Anyways, is Foxy finished with Tirek’s tombstone?” She asked just as a male red fox animatronic, that has a hook and a eye patch like a pirate, came around the wall while holding a rock slab.
“Aye. I have done the dead coward’s tombstone like ye’ asked, lass.” Foxy said as he place the rock slab in front of the cage. The words that Foxy had written on the rock slab that is Tirek’s tombstone are as follows.
"Here lays the headless body
of the evil Lord Tirek
He is a friendship hating magic stealer
who died forever alone as a virgin.
He will not be missed."
As the group was starting to laugh at the words that were on on the tombstone, a strange glowing pink crest appeared right under their feet, and before they could react, the crest then turned into a portal and they fell in. Soon afterward the portal then closed but not before it left the echoing sound of a young boy’s laughter.
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