Beginnings of a Immortal Wirewolf: Prequel to Alfreda and El Quatros Locos

Alfreda turned on with a yawn and looked around the hideout, finding no one waiting around for him. "Hello?" He asked, his question was met with no answer. Alfreda rolled around seeing none of the Henchponies, nor the Mane-iac around. "Where did everyone go?"

'Vacation?' Logic suggested.

"Nah, Lather at least would've woken me up." Alfreda rolled outside and saw the streets were almost completely empty, save for one or two ponies. Alfreda then pressed some buttons on his chest and launched his eye into the sky, His eye transformed into a mini drone that did an aerial scan of the entire city, finding that the entire population of Maretropolis was barely touching 15, and the Power Ponies were not even within the vicinity. As his eye returned to him, Alfreda realized that he was alone in the city, and drew a smile on his face as he realized what he could finally do now.

He rolled inside and got out a spare body, he then took out a spare eye and a piece of his hardware, installing it into the shell, giving it life as it's red eye glowed. "And you decided to do this now why?" Logic asked him from his new independent body.

"So that way you can leave me alone while I get to do everything I've wanted to do."

Alfreda laughed as he rode on the kiddie ride of a plane, a large bag of quarters in his hand as the ride went up and down. "I ain't ever getting off!" Alfreda yelled.

"You are so disappointing on so many levels you could beat anyone in Final Fantasy." Logic said as he raided a pawn shop.

"And yet you're not joining on the fun. Just because it's a pink jet plane, doesn't mean it isn't manly." Alfreda noted.

"How about you do the imbecilic things you plan while I actually enrich both of us financially."

"I have no idea what 5 of those words mean but I'm gonna keep doing my own thing, I even have the dynamite to back it up."

Alfreda marched around the roof of a hospital, tribal make up placed around his eye as he sung alongside the music Logic brought from another universe. "Induction then destruction, WHO WANTS TO DIE?! WAR!"Alfreda set off some dynamite to the beat of the song. "Good God Ya'll! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing! Say it! Say it! Say it! WAR!" Alfreda did it again, blowing up the front of the Maretropolis National Bank.

Logic cleaned out vault in the bank, easily sorting out the dye packs from the currency of others then throwing the bits in the van parked outside. "His stupidity does tend to have it's uses."

"What about yours for thinking of robbing an empty bank?" Someone said behind Logic prompting him to look behind him and get a hoof to the face slamming him into a wall. Logic regained his composure then looked at the one who did it. It was a mare with a blue mask and suit on, spots of the costume with gauntlets, boots and a hood that were black, with a white moon symbol on her chest.

"Moon Knight, You're supposed to be in Goth'horn."

"Well when almost an entire city's population disappears, somepony has to make sure no one's taking the chance to rob it blind."

"I would prefer it if you would say someone. I feel discriminated when the term somepony is said."

"Well let me help you with that issue." Moon Knight replied before charging at him. Logic easily slid under her, kicking her in the stomach along the way. Moon Knight shot a beam of magic at Logic barely missing him and freezing a wall behind her. "Ice Beam? I expect something like that from Matterhorn."

Before Moon Knight could do anything, another explosion rocked both of them causing Moon Knight to stumble. Logic took the opportunity to throw a dye pack at her. It exploded in her face causing her to shout as it got in her eyes, giving Logic an opportunity to punch her in the face as more dynamite went off on a roof covering her under some rubble.

Logic entered the van and drove off, The Maretropolis Jewel Reserve next on his list. Arriving at his desired location, Logic got out, finding the door destroyed as predicted, as well as the vault door. 'How Alfreda got here before me to plant that dynamite is beyond me.' Logic thought before activating the special vacuum he brought, bringing the jewels out of the vault and straight into the van as parked. Logic scanned everything and saw it was unmarked making it much easier to transfer. Logic got in the van once more and drove off ready to contact Alfreda when he looked in his mirrors and saw someone on the road. Like Moon Knight it was a mare, however she was wearing a purple seamless suit, with the symbol of Equestria on her chest, with a cape that appeared to be made of pure sunlight.

"Solar Mare." Logic said annoyed before taking a turn and rolling out, the van crashing into some bushes. Logic scanned Solar Mare and compared it to his files he made based on reports. "Weapon Systems, online." Logic then took out a mini-gun, firing upon her but no damage was being done as Solar Mare's horn glowed slightly, causing the mini to glow red forcing Logic to toss the gun away. "Give up, and I don't turn you into a lamppost."

"Hold that thought." Logic said before launching a small rocket at her engulfing her in an explosion that sucked up the oxygen around her creating a slightly larger explosion. "HOLY CRAP!" Alfreda said over Logic's communicator. "What the hell was that? I saw that from here."

"Prototype Thermobaric Rocket I made, smaller delivery and explosive but highly effective."

"A Mini Thermobaric bomb?" A voice said from the smoke, which cleared showing Solar Mare unscathed. "That mind could be applied to much better uses then crimes." Solar Mare said before charging.

"Oh well, time to use my plan guaranteed to solve this." Logic said before shooting a projectile at her. It exploded, covering her chest in some type of clay with mixes of a black crystal in it. Solar Mare groaned as she fell to the ground. The clay didn't immobilize her but she felt her strength draining. "Dark Magic Crystals?" Solar Mare asked.

"Based on the reports of how your power wavered around this in the battle of Maretropolis, I looked for any remains around the city and made a special clay not to immobilize you, but to keep you down. With Moon Night around, I'm certain that you'll survive knowing her." Logic said before rolling off.

Logic drove inside of the hideout, closing the door behind him and activating the Solar Mare Protocol he made: Special lead coat under a coat of concrete mixed with Dark Magic Crystals, covering the whole hideout. Logic looked and saw Alfreda with a pile of stuff around him as he muttered crazily. "Alfreda?" Logic asked confused for once.

"Logic!" Alfreda said turning around, his eye green with a red pupil like Mane-aic instead of its usual blue with green pupil with a southern accent. "Come come, pull up some random milk crates, you're just in time for my hourly turf war with the Claptrap what lives in my mirror." Alfreda then looked at his reflection and shook his fist angry at it. "QUIT STARING AT ME WHEN I BATHE!!" He yelled angrily.

"Are you all right Alfreda?" Logic asked.

"Alfreda's out for the moment, Ezekiel the Naustic." Ezekiel said spitting oil into his claw. "Insanity of Alfreda."

"How did you spit into you claw?" Logic asked.

"I don't rightly know!" Ezekiel replied wiping the oil on his chest.

"Ezekiel, I'd like to speak to Alfreda." Logic said concerned.

"Can do!" Ezekiel said before slapping himself causing his eye to turn back into Alfreda's. "Logic please help me! He's crazy! He says he can see the future!"

"What specifically?"

"He says that I'll get a wirewolf body, die in another Maretropolis and travel across the multiverse with some ghost and a wirewolf who only speaks in spanish."

"Name?"

"No idea. But if you don't mind, I'm gonna see what the triple x place is all about." Alfreda said rolling off.

"Alfreda you don't know what-" Logic stopped remembering earlier, so he went back and closed the door. "Well either Ezekiel will save him, or Alfreda will get himself killed. Either way, Mane-iac won't know the difference."

Alfreda walked out of the building a bit mad. "Well that was a bummer, there was no one in there. I knew Seth was talking out his ass on the mares in there." Ezekiel then took over as something approached behind him. "Should've made sure I stayed dead Logic." A voice said behind him prompting him to turn around and see Moon Knight facing him. "Where's the cash? Or the eye goes first."

"Howdy friend!" Ezekiel said oblivious.

"Who are you?" Moon Knight asked confused.

"Ezekiel, local kook."

"Well what're you doing here?"

"Well me and Alfreda came here to see what this place was about, well mainly him well cuz I did my own thing." Ezekiel then did a dance, which didn't look like one since he had one wheel for mobility.

"Sorry, you look like someone I know."

"Sa'll right. Whelp time to figure out how to tell time." Ezekiel then rolled off whistling to himself leaving Moon Knight dumbfounded.

"There can't be somepony that stupid who's able to survive this long." Moon Knight simply said before flying back to Goth'horn to check up on Solar Mare.

Logic had hidden the last of the things he stole and the message was complete. Logic came out of the basement seeing Ezekiel now sporting a cowboy hat. "Ezekiel, I'm coming home."

"But me and Alfreda are having so much fun." Ezekiel replied before Alfreda took over. "He's an idiot and insane!" Logic tackled Alfreda and opened his own port and Alfreda's, then ejected his hardware into Alfreda's, it merging in as Alfreda threw the body off him.

'Good to be back home.' Logic said from inside Alfreda's head.

'Howdy neighbor! You sure make it roomy in here.' Ezekiel replied.

As soon as Ezekiel finished speaking, the Mane-iac and most of the henchponies walked in, many sporting injuries and bandages. "Hey guys, where've you been?" Mane-iac simply groaned.

"Well Kul'as decided it'd be funny to pit most of the city against each other, forcing me into the humiliating act of teaming up with the Power Ponies to fight him, to which he gave up, saying we passed his so called test. Other ways to waste several hours of my life, but efficient way nonetheless. How did you and Logic do?"

"Fine. Logic was doing some lame stuff while sang and blew up some buildings. Also he fought Moon Knight and Solar Mare while I got a new roommate for my head." Logic then took over as the henchponies got settled back into home. "Lather, could I see you in the basement for a moment."

Lather complied and followed him downstairs to which he revealed a secret door sporting all the money and gold he had stolen. "This is for Alfreda, a transmitter I'm giving you will go off when the time comes. Do not ask why just do so if you care for him, and tell no one ever, I will find out." Logic said before tossing the transmitter to Lather and rolling back up the stairs. "I need a long exotic vacation." Logic said to himself exasperated.