A dragon affair

by draco the flamewing

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Adventure
Length: 1470

two dragons get transported to a unknown world. Find out what happens.

Equestia, a world of peace and harmony for ponies. Now, a pair of dragons, both from different universes, try to go home and not be seen. This could get really awkward, so maybe they can survive, hopefully. (Note, this is my first story, so don't hate so much pls. Plus this is rated teen for some cuss words from Zeymah do vulom and the flaming reaper.)

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-11-11 01:18:38 UTC

Chapter 1: The appearance of pure chaos

Zeymah do vulom

Today was like any other other, the sun was out with no clouds, the trees and plants were wet from dew and blood from the dark brotherhoods dispatched targets, 'wait, WHAT!'  Yes, one of our main character has some targets that were sacrificed to them, and he decided to use some innocent citizens to do his bidding with either his puppet strings or using others to threaten them to also do his bidding.  Today was his special day as well, because this day had his target to be the emperor of Tamriel, with the help of the listener of course.

"Finally!  All the guards are down, and in record time as well so good job!"  I congratulated Daline, she then smiled by the complement.

"Well, i was trained by you.  So you should get the thanks zey."  Daline replied.  I nodded and proceeded to the emperors room, stepping over the guards corpses that tried to get in their way for the black sacrament held on the emperor's head.  They then confronted the door to 'his' room.  Me and Daline looked into each others eyes, and looked back at the door.

"I'll get him this time, iv'e waited for this moment because he is the one who called Mara and his cronies on us and our family."  I once again told Daline while looking at the door.  "This is to make myself feel at peace, if you understand."  Zey questioned her again, to let Daline know that this was his time to shine, and no one else.

"I understand, but please be careful though."  She carefully insisted to let me know that he always has some tricks up his sleeve.  All i did was nod and enter the room, so he can send his soul to Oblivion.

"So, you finally came to kill me then, correct?"  Emperor Tulius questioned me, but all i said was 'Yes, and i will enjoy killing you, like i did with general Mara and your guardians.'.  I walked over to him, with claws ready and teeth sharpened.  I was only slashing distance, until he turned around and became some sort of creature, with horns of a elk and a dragon, but with yellow eyes and red pupils and a dragon-like face covered with fur.

"WHAT THE HELL!"  I screamed and fell on my back.  It started laughing at me and transformed into his original form, if it was that.  He had a leg of a goat, another leg of a green dragon, with hands of a bird and saber cat.

"Oh sorry to ruin this moment for you, getting revenge and all, but me and my friend has some work to do, involving you and another one of his choice."  He said with a grin bigger then the one of a slaughterfish.

"What...Are you?"  I questioned the creature, but it's smile had only gotten bigger.

"I am Discord, spirit of chaos and friend of a even more chaotic being.  Besides, i'm only here to get rid of you in this world and into the next."  Discord replied, but my fears and anger only were fed by the reply.

"I WILL KILL YOU MONSTER!"  I roared and threw a dagger to his head, but Discord head split in two to dodge the projectile.

"Oh wow, i guess this was something i expected from a assassin,"  He paused to summon a portal next to him levitated me, then finished his sentence.  "But this is is something i will have to do, so have fun!"  He chaotically laughed as he threw me into the portal and fell into the blackness, awaiting the greeting i will find below.

Draco

Today was like any normal sunny day, except that i was missing, only Blue and Razor knew where he was at.  "Ahh, peace and quiet.  I wonder how long it's been since i could just do this."  I asked myself, with my vision turning red.

"Yes it has been quite a while since this relaxation day, ever since we saved blue and razor, we just been busy with our normal job guarding the tribe." Reaper replied with my vision returning back to normal since he left my mind for a bit.  We both then sighed in relief, until we heard some crazed laughter from inside the forest.  "SHIT!!! Reaper yelled in surprise, which that was rude to me.

"WATCH YOU TONGUE!  YOU KNOW WHILE I'M AROUND YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSE TO CUSS!"  I scolded him, but a voice again came from the forest.

"Oh, but he has all the reason to say that, because that i'm here, and he knows who i am.  But you don't."  A human then appeared with his clothing split into two colors; orange and purple vest and pants, with yellow cat like eyes and white hair and beard.  "i'm Sheogoerath, prince of madness and a viewer of a hilarious paring being made right now, except the final contestant we are missing is you!"  He said with a calm yet crazed voice and then summoned a portal to somewhere colorful forest.  "This is the battle ground your pair will be with, so try not to kill each other, me and my friend will be watching you two from my home."  He replied and let me enter myself.

"Okay, this will be interesting, i'll join this game."  I replied back to his reply, which he smiled with glee.  "Excellent!  Just step trough this portal here so this can begin!"  Sheogoerath said with excitement and joy while i stepped into the portal.

"This wont end well, you know?  He is known to trick unfortunate creatures."  Reaper said with some worry in his voice, since he does know what happens with him.

"Well, i am going to trust him, since he is being polite and calm for a human.  So just calm yourself, and follow my lead."  Suddenly, my vision went dark, and all of a sudden, i heard him screaming.

"AAHHHH!!!  I TOLD YOU THAT WE SHOULDN'T HAVE DONE THIS YOU FUCKING IDIOT!   NOW WE ARE GOING TO FUCKING DIE!"

"I FRICKEN TOLD YOU NOT TO CUSS!  THIS IS MY MIND, AND YOU HAVE TO FOLLOW MY RULES, WHICH YOU BROKE ONE OF MY MOST IMMPO-"  I tried to tell him before all of my hearing and speech stopped, as if i died just there and now.  I forgot that the traveling has started, and that all we do now is wait for it to be over.

Meet the player/victims!

Zeymah do vulom:

A dovah from the world of Skyrim; Tamriel.  Found by the dark brotherhood and accepted into their family, is a dovah quite small for his age, about 6 feet tall.  But don't let that fool you, because he has some sort of power that can let him summon anything out of thin air, open a portal made of shadows from anywhere at anytime, use shouts that both either weaken the bond between to a mortals soul or tearing it out and making that lifeless husk become his servant for battle until the host's body can't hold and dissolves. The only reason all of skyrim can explain his actions is because he is a hybrid, his mother a normal dovah, and his father is unknown (hint to a character that is quite chaotic).  His scales are black as the darkest night with little white ones that mimic the brightest stars in that same night.  The only thing that can not let him be like a real dovah is that his form is cartoonish (another hint for this, strike two.)

Draco the flamewing:

A dragon from the world of Pyria also from the firewing tribe.  For more info, check the link, but this is filler for the rest of his bio and powers.  Some of the powers he also has is from the eternal flame.  Far sight, a ability to let only the highest ranking see for miles and miles away from them.  The eternal flame protector, surrounds the caster with a shield made of fire that not only protects the wearer, but also damages the attacker.  And the final spell is the eternal doom, a attack so strong, it can rival the strongest atomic bomb four times, especially with the flaming reaper and Draco's rage to top it all off, so that is that same bomb, times 10,000.  The only problem is that it is if he really needs it, but even then he can't hold his energy long enough to let him stay awake, so the power makes him go into a coma-like state that lasts for one week, at the very least.

The problem:

The problem is explained like this.  Sheogorath, the daderic prince of madness and Discord to have some fun watching "the plan".  "The plan" is to transfer two dragons, one from Tamriel and another from a randomized world to a random universe of Sheograth's and Discord's choosing and watch them to see all of the chaos that ensues between them.  And this time, Discord has a plan to transport Draco and Zeymah to his world and let them cause some chaos among themselves.