Kind of a Loonatic

by Matthew Stone

Fun Times

Previous Chapter

Lyra was sitting with Minuette, Moondancer, and Twilight.

"So, Lyra; how are things with Rev?" asked Twilight.

"Oh, they're all right," Lyra replied. "He's a little difficult, but..."

"...he's like a little foal in the body of a grownup. It's adorable!!" Minuette added.

"Are you sure he'd want to come with you?" Moondancer asked. "He seemed pretty reluctant to come to the Gala."

"Oh, quit worrying; I'm sure he's found a way to entertain himself." Lyra retorted.


Lyra couldn't have said it better herself, because at that moment Rev was beating the mucus out of Prince Blueblood, and he was enjoying himself immensely.

"LOWLIFE SCUM!! I'M GOING TO HAVE YOU EXECUTED FOR THIS BY TOMORROW!!" Blueblood yelled.

"Yeah, well, see, I'm more of a "in-the-now" kinda guy," replied Rev. "Like for example what am I gonna eat now? What am I gonna KILL now? And in this regard, you're probably gonna be both."

"You... you won't get away with this," Blueblood choked, as Rev clutched him by the throat.

"Oh, yeah? Well, tell me something: what looks like shit, FEELS like shit, and probably ain't gonna wake up in the morning?" asked Rev.

Blueblood gulped, knowing the answer to the question.

"Is... is it me?" he asked.

"And there's the punchline. DING, DING." smirked Rev as he dealt the uptight prince into a head-on collision with the wall.

Eventually, Lyra had to go back to Ponyville, and when she did take Rev back onto the train, he was talking nonstop about what a fun time he had beating up Blueblood.

"And you were worried this would be boring!!" Lyra smiled.


Author's Note

Special thanks:

Team FourStar's"DBZ Abridged".