If the Dyanamoanian War didn't happen.

by Derpy Dyanamo Doo

Rating: everyone
Tags: Slice of Life, Sad, Thriller, Drama, Science Fiction, Crossover
Length: 2786

If the Dyanamoanian war with Equestria didn't happen.

There was a war with Equestria destroying a planet ruled by Ditzy but what if this war never happened and Queen Ditzy and Princess Dinky don't have to flee with the Supreme Captain of the Guard. And Celestia doesn't know of their existence they get to live the life taken from them.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-11-14 13:28:54 UTC

Dinky has some secrets when in class

It was a lovely morning on the Dyanamoanian home world. Princess Doo was sleeping in her bed. Her mane knotted and tangled. Her alarm went off. She bolted up and looked around. Her ocean blue room she smiled and got up she walked over to her mirror and grabbed her mane brush. She was excited today was the day today she was going to school. But not just any school a normal filly school her mom wanted her to go in under cover to see how fills where treated. The guards where going to be there but hidden blended in with the crowd or shrubs but if anything got out of hand then she had permission to blow her cover. She exited her room the guard at the door saluted.

"Awe Mr.Smith I told you you didn't have to salute." Dinky said in a cheerful tone.

"Sorry you highness."Said Mr.Smith

"It's ok." said Dinky she continued on till she got to the kitchen there she found her mom eating some breakfast before her day. "Hey mommy how did you sleep mommy.

"It was a nice sleep Dinky better than I have been having lately, those nobles keep bugging me about upgrading the defense, they say that Equestria is looking hostile,I think I might accept the idea." Said Ditzy.

Dinky looked down at her golden watch.

"Ooh Mommy I have to go or I will be late and like you said what kind of model would that be for Dyanaia." Dinky said Ditzy looked at her daughter with a smile.

"You better get going you don't wanna miss the bell and remember don't tell them anything about your home life leave that for when things get out of hand." Ditzy said with a little sing song in her voice. Dinky nodded and powered her horn up and teleported. She appeared in front of the little red school. It looked nice she saw other fillys  and colts running around she decided to walk up to the school. She entered the room and sat at a desk and prepared her stuff for the day. The bell rang and all the foals got to their desks. The teacher entered the classroom and everpony went silent.

"Good morning class today we have a new student, Dinky will you come up here." Dinky got up and walked up to the front of the classroom and stood there. "This is Dinky everypony say hello."

"Hello Dinky." The class said mechanically.

"Now Dinky why don't you tell us something about yourself." Said the teacher.

"Oh well um I my mom is t-the local mailmare and she has a medical condition, I think its called strubismis." Dinky said she pretended to not know much. But in fact she could recite all the laws all the math formulas, and solve any problem in science. But that wasn't all that was slandered for a princess.

She sat down next to her was an pink filly with a lilac mane.

"Alright class now remember tomorrow is show and tell and you can bring something in to show the class and talk about." Said the teacher the rest of the day went bye they learned things Dinky already new. When the bell rang signalling them that class was over Dinky grabbed her backpack and started her walk to the door when she heard someone snickering she turned around to see that pink filly and what seemed to be her friends laughing at her. She walked up to them her more fierce face on the one that sends a shiver down the nobles backs when her mom does it. It had the same effect on them a shiver could be seen going down their backs.

"Oh look it's a stupid blank flank." She said.

"So useless." Added in her friend

"You two don't even know me or if I am useless or not." Dinky said she was in fact very smart and very important.

"Oh ya how would you be important." She said with a snarky tone.

"How are you important?" Asked Dinky.

"If you don't know my dad is one of the royal guard." She said. Well my mom is the Queen and my uncle is Captain of all the guards royal and normal. She thought.

"Well my mom is the mailmare without her you wouldn't get mail." Said Dinky. Not true with out my mom you would be dead. She turned around and walked out she couldn't be late for dinner. She fired up her horn again and teleported.

Her daughter had teleported to school she had gotten up and gone to her room to get into her shoes, tiara, and necklace. She looked like she did everyday. She shook her mane and it started to flow gracefully. No she wasn't an alicorn although she had more power than one she was a Pegasus. She exited her room and walked to the throne room waiting for the nobles. The doors opened and Derpy walked into the room his mane showing through the helmet.

"Hey ya sis watch ya doin?" Derpy asked.

"Oh I am just thinking about politics and what not." Ditzy said. He walked up the steps to the throne and sat down on her right.

"Well better be ready the nobles just arriv..." Before Derpy could say anything else the doors opened and in walked all the nobles. They sat down on cushions.

"Your highness shall we begin." Said one of the nobles.

"Guess so." Said the Queen gentely "Oh yes I will be having the defences upgraded so we will be very secure." Ditzy added they talked for a whole eight hours on plans and meetings. Finally the court meeting was over and Ditzy was free. Out of nowhere her daughter appeared with a flash.

"Hi sweety how was school?"

"It was great these two bullys where being mean to me and calling me names like blank flank and saying I was useless, also tomorrow is show and tell can I bring something from uncle Derpy's room?" Asked Dinky in a goofy voice.

"Sure Muffin just make sure its ok with him." Said Ditzy Dinky smiled and went off to find her uncle. It took her awhile but she finally found him in the training fields watching a group of soldiers doing training.

"Uncle Derpy I found you, can I borrow something from your room for this weeks show and tell at school?" Dinky asked kindly.

"Ummmm sure just don't take that Partical Incinerator." Derpy said nonchalantly. She walked back inside and went to her uncle's room it was full of devices and weapons. She walked over to a little square device on a stick she picked up and pointed it at a crack  the wall. It made a little DING she pointed it at the smooth and polished desk nothing happened. She aimed it at a burnt out light bulb DING was heard again.

"So it apparently detects if soothing is broken." She said aloud. She took it to her room where her backpack was awaiting she slipped it in and went to dinner and after that went to bed. The next day she got up went to breakfast and teleported to school. She looked at the red building again she entered the building the two bullys started teasing her again. She just walked right bye them she planned on telling the whole class her secret next week. She sat down and waited for class to begin. The Bell rang as usual and all the kids got in their seats and quieted down.

"Ok class please get out what you are going to be showing and we will go down the list in alphabetical order." The teacher said. Everyone obeyed and got out all sorts of objects. She pulled out what her uncle called the Dinger. "Ok, first on the list is Dinky will you come up and show us your item and explain what it does." Dinky came up to the front and took out he Dinger.

"This is a device my uncle uses it's called a Dinger it goes DING when somethings wrong." Right after saying that it went DING. "Huh that's funny nothing looks wrong." Right after Dinky said that a huge CA-CHINK was heard followed bye the the thump of a body. Dinky turned and looked out the window to see a Changling  laying on the ground as whole cluster of them looked angrily at the murder. It was Derpy in his hand was a magnum, a smoking magnum. He looked at the cluster.

"This will be fun." He said in a mocking tone. In in instant he vanished he appeared for only seconds at a time to attack witch looked like on blink if you had to do so. He reappeared and looked up all of the Changeling falling down dead.

"That was the captain of the guard." the bully said. Her hoofs crossing in a smart look. "My dad and I always visit him we are like best friends." She said following her remark where Aws from her classmates. No your not If you where I would have seen you and you would have seen me in my royal cloths well not really cloths just shoes a tiara and necklace but you know what I mean she told herself in her mind. She sat back down she waited till everyone had gone after the last kid who was the bully who's name apparently was Diamond Sparkle Diamond for short was done the bell rang. Everypony left  and after the last kid exited she teleported home.

One Week Later

Today was the day I told them my secret it was another show and tell this time she was having her mom come in she packed her royal cloths in her saddle bags she grabbed her quantum entanglement (The device that keeps her from accidentally using her Royal Dyanian only is usable by Ditzy ,Derpy and Dinky) and headed out of her room and teleported to her mom's side together they both teleported to the school house. Dinky went in while Ditzy put her flowing mane in a pony tail and covered her cutie mark with a cloak. I mean every coin in Dyania had her cutie mark on it. Dinky entered just as the bell rang  she sat down and a couple minuets later she was called up to show what she had.

"Mrs. Mallu I brought my mom in for show and tell she is waiting outside for my turn can I call her in?" Dinky innocently asked.

"Sure Dinky go get her." said the teacher. She went outside.

"Ok mommy come on." She said cheerfully. She cam back in with a pony with a cloak and a hood on herself. She stopped in the middle of the classroom.

"Is that your mom Dinky she looks ridiculous." Diamond said mockingly. right after she said that the mysterious mare unbuttoned the cloak and pulled i of reveling to crooked eyes. Two crooked eyes of a queen. Ditzy stood there and took out the scrunchy holding her mane back. After it was taken off her long mane fell into a beautiful flow (Like Celestia's except golden) Dinky opened her bag and took out both their royal cloths and they both slipped the items on. They smiled at the shocked class.

"So I take it this is your class Dinky." Said Queen Ditzy.

"Yes it is mommy." said Dinky.

"Oh My Gosh I was being rude to the princess." After she said that she promptly fanted.

"Yep that's my class."

Twenty Years blah blah blah WAR

Who new in twenty years we would be helping Equestria fight Chagelings. Originally the Equestrians had blown or planet up but Derpy and Ditzy where able to overwrite history like a Dyanamo does. The Equestrians don't know we are coming they just think we would.

Equestria

"Your highness the Changeling army have gotten past the gates they will soon over run the city we must flee." Said one of the soldiers to Celestia. Celestia was in deep thought. If only the Dyanaias would forgive me for my actions and help us, we would have a fighting chance, if only I had accepted that request to be allies instead of attacking. She looked into the sky to be horrified Dyania it was in orbit of the planet that ment two things. Either they where there to observe or their planet was in battle position. That's what they do usually the send their planet to orbit the enemy's. Hopefully it was somepony other than Equestria.

Dyanian battle fleet.

"Your highness the Equestrians appear to be under attack bye Changelings we have sent the entire planet to orbit in battle position shall we help them." Said one of the guards.

"Yes send the entire battle fleet send them out of Equestria and get Captain Derpy and the princess ready for war." Said Ditzy. The guard ran out of the room and went to the Captains room. And told him the Queens orders, Derpy then went to Dinky's room and told her to prepare for war. They all met on the Mother ship's war room.

"Ok lets begin so me Derpy and the other Pegasi will be air assault while Dinky you will be leading ground assault kill anything that tries to kill you and if they take our form then you will know they can't replicate our armor. Is that understood." Said Ditzy.

"Mama yes Mama!" The soldiers replied.

"Then men move out." Ditzy said. The soldiers got into the ships and drop ships and the fleet made its way to Canterlot.

Equestria

Celestia was staring at the jungle looking planet. She spotted large shapes moving towards the planet and assumed they where the Dyanian fleet.

"Men assume sky assult we do not know if those ships are friendly." Celestia ordered. The soldiers flew at the vessels right before they hit them though the vessels teleported. The all looked down to see them right over Canterlot. Celestia was having her men barricade the doors. Even after alll entrances where sealed she was worried Changelings where heard banging on the doors. Suddenly a bright flash filled the room An entire squad of Dyanian ground troops appeared in the building.

"Secure the doors kill any Changeling in sight." Ordered a lilac mare. Celestia's guards had drawn thier weapons.

"Put down those sticks before I put you down." Ordered the lilac the guards dropped their weapons in unison. "Dinky to fleet you have clear for charge fire, I repeat you have a clear for charge fire." The mare who's name was apparently Dinky said into a flat glowing device on her arm. "As for you Princess you will be coming with me my men and ships will take care of the Changelings, you have a little talk with my mom scheduled." She said, a burst of light and they where on what seemed to be the command ship she looked up to see a throne and a cross eyed queen sitting on it. Dinky walked away to another part of the command room.

"So you managed to get your kingdom back after all." Said Celestia

"Really you blew it up you killed millions I had to into hiding for a year Derpy and I had to use a Quantum wormhole to overwrite history and save Dyania, and you say I managed." Ditzy yelled.

"Well I am sorry that all of the nobles saw you unfit." Celestia said.

"Oh so because your nobles thought because my eyes are crooked that you had the authority to come and remove me, if you didn't know we had all agreed on not blowing  you to smithereens when we saw you coming we thought, hey maybe they wanted to meet the neighbors but no it was to late you had destroyed fort Sena before we could react, you know what I could kill you and take over your home or let you live and blow it up. But I won't because you are under attack bye these Changelings and are at you weakest will not kill you, but you will stay in orbit around Dyania." She said.

"Wait you mean we are orbiting you not you orbiting us." Celestia said.

" Well we have ten times the mass." Said Ditzy.

"But anyway don't try anything we will be ready, Dinky take her back." Ordered Ditzy Another flash of light and they where back in the castle. This time Derpy was their alone an entire army of Changelings buzzing. He grinned and vanished multiple CRACKS where heard and the thumping of the Changeling's bodes