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Markiplier Murders Everyone's Faces

by ThunderCracker
Markiplier can't seem to find the blacksmith in Equestria. And it just so happens to be a full moon tonight.

Legends spoke of a beast with the most wicked desire to find a blacksmith. He was muscular, handsome, filled to the brim with testosterone. Whenever the sun sets, everyone hides in their houses, locking and barricading all the doors in desperate hopes that it will stop him. He prowls the night, seeking out the blacksmith, murdering the faces of anyone who got in his way.

His name, is Markiplier.

Now this beast comes to Equestria, his burning desire to find the blacksmith still with him. It's just too bad nopony saw this coming.

Edit: There will be no sequel. Have a pleasant day.

Teen
Complete
Comedy
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic
Human
 
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1398 words: Estimated 7 minutes to read

1 Chapter:

  1. WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH?!?!?!?! 2015-11-13 04:10:29 UTC
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