You, a human dressed in simply a pair of black boxers, was sat looking depressed at the foot of a red, love heart, shaped queen sized bed. Standing before you was two huge, towering sexy pony goddesses, who looked down at you with their jaws dropped in shock.
Both were glorious booty queens with the finest butts in Equestria. and possibly the multiverse. The dark blue alicorn had a glorious fat bubble butt. She had a plump, fat ass which was so massive and beautiful. However, the alabaster alicorn’s butt was even bigger and more glorious.
"What?! Why not make love to us as a human? You are a mere mortal human that has the gall to reject sex from two immortal pony goddesses with a human fetish?" exclaimed the white alicorn.
"Has thou gone mad? How could thee turn down a threesome over simply not being a pony?" said the dark blue alicorn with a most flabbergasted look upon her face.
You sighed, dropping your head low in shame. "I love you Princess Celestia and Princess Luna. But I can’t make love to you as a human. You must turn me into a pony. Only as a pony shall I make love to you both," you spoke in a low voice.
"THOU IS A FILTHY HERETIC!" Luna roared in the traditional royal canterlot voice. "We demand thee to give us the Human D! Not the Pony D! I and my sister have not waited for a thousand years for the next handsome human in Equestria, only to receive a mere rutting up our royal fat backsides by a boring old stallion! We want to feel the love of a human’s hands playing with our marehoods and once again feel our nethers be filled to the brim with lovely human love essence!"
"Yeah Anon! You killed the mood! We were totally going to rub our big fat butts all over you!" bellowed Celestia, with her eyes narrowed angrily as she looked at you.
"I’m sorry. But I can’t make love to you as a human."
"Why not? Does thou think thy phallus is too small? Doesn’t thou realize once a human is in Equestria, they automatically get a massive penis that would put Big Macintosh’s penis to shame?"
"What? How does that work?"
Princess Celestia sighed, placing a hoof on your right shoulder. "Us ponies with a human fetish sense the human D is nearby and therefore your human penis is magically augmented by our magical pony pussies."
"That’s good and everything, but I want to fuck you as a pony. Not a human."
Lightning struck outside as Luna stomped her hooves hard upon the floor, her super alicorn strength had caused the room to shake violently and a large crack to form in the floor. "No human! We demand thee to make love to us as a human! We don’t want a boring old pony penis inside us! We want a human penis inside us!" she roared as she grinded her teeth together.
"Yeah! We don’t want boring old pony cum inside us! We want fresh and rare human cum inside us!"
"But---" you began, before Luna spoke over you.
"Our royal muzzles want to drink down the cum of a human penis as it fires its love cream! Not boring old pony cum! We have been sucking the cocks of our Royal Guard and drinking their cum for the last thousand years!"
"My sister is right. Drinking Royal Guard cum get’s a little boring after a thousand years. Your human cum is new and exciting! We only get to drink human cum about once every thousand years for a limited amount of time, before the human eventually dies from old age."
A single tear fell down her cheek as she lowered her head. "I miss Commander Shepherd so much. He was so handsome and loving."
Luna embraced her sister, with tears of her own falling down her cheeks. "Shepherd lives on in our hearts! Forever shall we remember the love he gave us! The hard rutting of our royal backside he gave us each day. The pint glasses of cum he gave to us each morning for breakfast."
"Oh, Luna. Truly he was the greatest human in Equestria. Even as he lay old and grey he gave our butts one last hard pounding before he died."
"Yes. He was truly a paragon of good. For he used the power of his human cum to power us up and make us even more overpowered. His cum inside our backsides gave us the power of Rainbow Buttpower, thus we defeated the evil dark lord alicorn of no human fetish known as No-humcummer."
"Yeah, that sounds cool and everything. But I want to fuck you as a pony. Not as a a h--
Suddenly, the two alicorns lunged forward to wrap their two front legs around your legs and rested their heads upon your lap, where they cried out in anguish, their voices muffled with their muzzles pressed against your crotch.
"Ladies, calm down. There’s no need to be so upset."
The mares continued to cry into your crotch, the close proximity of their mouths had caused your cock to slowly rise to attention, forming a tall tent within your boxers.
"Stop it my human penis!" your penis did not stop as it rose tall and proud. "Dammit it!"
The mares continued to cry into your crotch. You could not stand the sight of seeing such beautiful mares so sad, thus you moved your hands down to gently pet their flowing manes. Upon your hands making contact with their manes, the two gave your legs a gentle squeeze.
Thier manes felt wonderful and warm to the touch, yet still felt somewhat like normal hair, your fingers slid through them like it was flowing water, and you felt a slight tingling sensation course through your hands as you touched them.
Eventually, Celestia and Luna looked up at you, with a pleading look in both their eyes.
"Please, human. Don’t force us to turn you into a pony. We want your human love. Not pony love," said Celestia, her voice low and sad.
"We implore thee, Anon. Don’t make us wait another thousand years for the next human in Equestria," spoke Luna, her voice low and broken.
You sighed in defeat. "Alright, fine. I’ll make love to you as a human."
"Yay!" they both shouted excitedly as both their wings extended outward.
The End
Author's Note
A parody of Bronies saying they would only make love to a pony as a pony.
This didn't take very long to write. Written in a short amount of time after breakfast with a slightly bad hangover. Beer may of helped inspire the creation of this.
