TCB: Futa Celestia Saves Humanity

by Bendy

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random, Princess Celestia, Sex, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Human
Length: 2203

Futa Princess Celestia has got a massive honking penis that loves human butts. So, naturally Xenolestia really pisses her off due to her converting humans into ponies.

Futa Princess Celestia has got a massive honking penis that loves human butts.

So, naturally Xenolestia really pisses her off due to her converting humans into ponies.

Published 2015-11-16 23:50:02 UTC
Last updated 2015-11-16 23:50:02 UTC

Futa Celestia vs. Xenolestia

Futa Celestia vs. Xenolestia

White marble walls lined a large room. A white carpet decorated with large spiraling suns lay across the floor. A row of scented, lavender candles stood on a beautiful, white marble mantelpiece, below it a fire gently crackled in a fireplace.

In the center of the room, upon a red, love heart, shaped queen sized bed, lay a massive, towering, alabaster sexy pony goddess.

This was the all powerful Princess Celestia, who was a beautiful, immortal alicorn. The Princess of The Sun’s beauty could not be matched by any other, for she had smooth white silky soft fur, a long swan like neck, the face of an angel in pony form. She had luscious, kissable lips and beautiful large magenta eyes.

A long, white horn worthy of a spartan warrior protruded out from her forehead. Her multicolored, ethereal mane flowed in a non existent breeze, which appeared to be made of magic based matter for hair.

In addition, the heavy, massive alicorn mare had gorgeous large, feathery wings, the voice of an angel... and one glorious fat bubble butt to rule them all. A butt so fine, so fat, so plump that it is worshiped as a religion.

… the only downside for heterosexuals was that this mare had a massive, terrifying, alabaster penis along with huge, heavy basketball sized white balls.

“Oh humanity! Your butts are so sexy!” she moaned, as she rubbed her right hoof upon her fat, plump sheath, while her left hoof rubbed her soaking wet marehood.

Images of both female and male human butts flooded through her mind as she pleasured herself upon the bed.

Celestia uttered a low, sensual moan as her thick, meaty magical pony dong came out at a mere inch from her sheath, before darting upward to rise 3 inches long within a fraction of a second. From there her thick cock began to rise at a steady pace, growing an inch longer by each passing second.

With her right hoof Celestia took hold of her fat horse cock, just barely wrapping her hoof around it.

Now with her thick cock held firmly in her hoof she proceeded to stroke her rapidly rising shaft, moaning and groaning in bliss as her cock grew bigger and bigger.

Every passing second her bloated cock grew. First, 4 inches long, then 5 inches long, followed by 6 inches long and then 7 inches long.

However, when her mighty penis stood at 8 inches long it had abruptly throbbed powerfully, before pushing upward to 12 inches long.

At 12 inches long her heavy, fat cock throbbed again, pumping upwards to rise 14 inches long. Her mighty pony cock flowed with power as it grew two inches a second, sixteen inches long, 18 inches long, 20 inches long, followed by 22 inches long.

Celestia became overwhelmed with pleasure, moaning sensually as her eyes rolled back in the back of her head along with her tongue lolling out from her muzzle, just as her mighty magical pony cock gave one last strong throb to rise to 24 inches long, before slowing down again, merely rising an inch a second.

Celestia continued to moan aloud as the seconds went by, her growing cock raised an inch higher every second as it grew to 25 inches long, 26 inches long, 27 inches long. But when her cock stood at 28 inches long, it grew the next second later by two inches longer to become 30 inches long. Her cock grew and grew, growing once again by two inches a second, showing no sign of stopping.

Her massive magical pony cock pulsed with power as it grew larger and larger to 32 inches long, 34 inches long, 36 inches long, 38 inches long. At the same time her already massive basketball sized balls swelled in size, doubling in size.

Even when her enormous mighty penis stood at a mighty 40 inches long, it just kept growing.

Her godly horse cock continued to grow. 42 inches long, 44 inches long, 46 inches long, 48 inches long.

When Celestia’s immense cock came to stand at a fearsome 50 inches long she had unleashed a loud moan in pure ecstasy as her cock throbbed powerfully.

Once again her cock continued to grow ever bigger, even now not stopping as it rose higher and higher into the air. 52 inches became 54, 54 became 56, 56 became 58 inches long.

When her cock stood at a monstrous sixty inches long, her cock jerked violently as she screamed in arousal, before blasting upward to rise to a whopping 72 inches long.

Her massive, terrifying seventy two inch long monster cock stood tall and mighty. No other cock was more powerful than Princess Celestia’s all powerful, glorious, vastly superior massive cock of cocks. Even Princess Luna’s massive cock paled in comparison, which stood at merely 12 inches long. Nopony had a bigger penis than Princess Celestia’s mighty penis.

Suddenly, a single tear fell down her cheek as she thought of her unrequited human love by the name of Commander Shepard. A handsome human male she dated not too long ago. In the bedroom Celestia had a ‘big surprise’ for him. Unfortunately, when she lifted the invisibility spell on her cock he had became terrified at the sight of her giant horse dong.

Celestia tried to reason with him by telling him that her cock never hurts a human’s butt. She told him her cock had powerful magic, which protected a human’s anus and their entire body from harm, inside and outside. She also told him her cock was for loving humans, not for hurting them.

But he didn't listen, he just screamed in horror before speeding away in a biotic charge.

That night she cried herself to sleep. Her heart was broken, the human she loved the most was terrified of her penis. She wanted her penis to be loved, not feared.

Despite this, she still loved him, for she held onto the hope that Shepard will one day return her feelings for him and embrace her giant penis in love too. Her dream of him sucking her cock, him licking her balls, him giving her a hand job and allowing her to fuck him up the butt until she cums inside him may one day come true.

Of course she will allow Shepard to fuck her butt too and cum inside her, and she will suck his cock, lick his balls and give him a hoof job.

All of a sudden, through her overpowered pony magic she heard that sexy humans were crying out for help in a universe somewhere within the vastness of the multiverse.

"Huh? Who is hurting sexy humans?" she spoke in a bewildered tone.

Her eyes glowed with blinding light to see into the universe. What she saw made her gasp in horror with a hoof over her mouth.

Sexy Humans… poor sexy humans were fighting all across Earth for their very existence from evil non human fetish ponies. Held in their hooves was an all too familiar pink potion: The Ponification Conversion Potion.

Like a zombie horde, the smiling abominations, that were once humans charged forward with the intent of converting humans into smiling zombie ponies. Not even caring in the slightest as the humans cut them down in droves with machine guns.

The horrible sight of seeing so many sexy human butts being lost forever brought tears to her eyes. Humans that will never have the chance to experience the amazing feeling of her massive horse cock up their butts.

"TCB Ponies," she said in a low, angry voice as her eyes narrowed to slits.

Celestia used her magical eyes to look over the atlantic ocean, where she spotted a massive, slowly expanding pink sphere, gradually making its way across the sea to America.

"You destroyed Europe! You bastard!" she roared angrily as her massive, towering cock waved wildly around in circles in anger.

Her horn became surrounded in a golden aura. "NOPONY HURTS MY SEXY HUMANS!" she roared in the Traditional Royal Canterlot Voice, before disappearing in a blinding flash of light.

Princess Celestia reappeared to stand before the barrier, her body levitated on top of the sea. It was lovely weather, the sun was shining and there were very few clouds in the sky. The only thing that ruined it was the barrier.

"I AM GOING TO FUCK YOU TO DEATH BARRIER!" she boomed as she grew in size.

Celestia growled angrily as her body rapidly grew in size at lightning like speed. Her hooves touched upon the sea floor in mere seconds, her head quickly reached above the clouds, before leaving the atmosphere out into space.

There was a beeping sound as the International Space Station flew past her enormous head. Celestia gave the stunned human astronauts aboard a friendly smile as her eyes lit up with love hearts, before looking down to glare angrily at the barrier beneath her.

Her eyes emitted blinding light as they stared down at the barrier in pure rage.

Down below her colossal cock stood ready. Her cock was so massive it made godzilla look like a pussy. Her cock was the size of Tokyo… actually several Tokyos. At any rate her cock was of omnipotent power. Somehow the water was not displaced in any way… because of her overpowered horse magic.

Celestia growled angrily, grinding her teeth together as she stood up on her hind legs. She then leaned forward upon the barrier, grabbing hold of it with her gigantic hooves.

The magical shield struggled to remain intact as the immense weight of the giant horse rested upon it, the weight of her hooves compressed down the shield slightly. Like an ass, Celestia held onto the shield with her hooves, but unlike handsome human asses this shield was not going to get any sweet and gentle love from her mighty horse cock.

Her giant cock throbbed with magical power, powering up in preparation to destroy the barrier. Her cock became harder than diamonds, ready to fuck the barrier into oblivion. This barrier won’t get any tender fucking, unlike a handsome human’s butt. Her cock never hurts a human’s butt.

The sphere seemed to hold rather well… just before Celestia roared in rage before thrusting her gargantuan horse cock against it.

Ripples of energy flowed across the shield, it somehow remaining intact even after a powerful hit from the giant head of Celestia’s cock.

However… she was only getting started. Celestia pulled back, before thrusting forward to slam her humongous cock against the sphere again. Before it had a chance to recover, she slammed into it once again. The barrier made a loud buzzing sound as it struggled to remain intact.

Celestia roared in rage as she pounded her monstrous cock against the barrier, each smack of her cock’s gigantic head created a deafening loud sound like thunder.

The giant pony used her cock like a battering ram, slamming into it over and over again. With each hit of her cock the sphere buzzed louder and louder as it struggled to stay up.

Blinding flashes of light rippled across the shield as Celestia relentlessly fucked it with her colossal cock, grinding her teeth together while growling angrily as she did so.

""THIS IS FOR ALL THE SEXY HUMAN BUTTS YOU KILLED!" she boomed.

Celestia upped the ante, her giant horse cock slamming harder and harder against the barrier. Cracks began to form upon it, before with one last powerful slam of Celestia’s cock the barrier had shattered into magical pink mist, said mist fading away into nothing seconds later.

Suddenly, there was a blinding flash of light in front of the colossal Celestia’s snout, before a tiny Celestia appeared before her. This tiny Celestia, unlike her did not have a penis and looked like a small, insignificant fly compared to the giant Celestia.

"What have you done?! Without the barrier humanity will win the war!" roared the tiny Celestia’s squeaky voice with her hooves raised high in exasperation as she looked up at giant Celestia with narrowed angry eyes.

The giant Celestia merely snorted in annoyance, as a result there was a powerful gust of wind, blowing the tiny Celestia away from her face.

"How dare you?! I will destroy you! You big fat-- Aaaaahhha!" she was cut off as Celestia’s enormous cock rapidly expanded out into space, in order to cock slap her so hard she was sent flying into the sun, whereupon she was instantly vaporized.

"Good riddance, Xenolestia," she spoke in a harsh tone.

With that Futa Celestia used the power of her mighty magical penis to wipe away the evil taint of this false Celestia. And then there was lots of human and pony action… even some futa pony on human action when Futa Celestia shrank herself down to a more normal size.

And Commander Shepard said he was sorry for running away from her. And they got back together again and Princess Celestia made love to his butt.

The Fucking End

Author's Note

And that's the story of how Futa Princess Celestia saved humanity with the power of her mighty penis.