Diamond Tiara was in front of her mirror brushing her long light purple hair. Her father was away on another boring business trip, it wasn't much of a surprise to her since he always left her alone, but this time was different. Her father was going to be gone for a while, about a whole month to be precise, and so was your parents, who had the exact same conference in Manehattan, so your parents decided to move into her Manor for a while until they came back. Diamond Tiara was so excited to have you over so you can spend time with her, and to celebrate she was planning on having a very delightful night with you.
"I'm about to get some." Diamond replied as she applied lipstick to her lips.
She put the lip gloss away and looked at herself one last time. She was wearing her favorite negligee, it was extra short and showed all of her cleavage. Just the way she liked it, and hopefully you would like it to.
She giggled and poked her head out of the bathroom and spotted you sitting on her bed playing on your PS4, playing Fallout 4 endlessly. She walked out of the bathroom and stood in front of you. You glanced up at her and then looked back down at the game. She was a bit annoyed that you ignored her, but she shrugged it off and continued her dire mission. She climbed on her ginormous bed and crawled toward you.
"Hey, watcha playin’?" She asked in a honey sweet voice.
You looked up from the game again and raised an eyebrow, ever since you got here a few hours ago, you noticed Diamond Tiara acting a bit stranger. She has been sneaking around the mansion trying to avoid you; even locking herself in the bathroom for an hour, and now she wants to talk to you all dressed up the cutest nightgown. Isn't hard to put X and Y together. It was very obvious she wanted something from you, and you knew exactly what is was.
"Fallout 4..." You replied bored and uninterested.
Diamond Tiara grinned, this was her utmost chance to come back with something so seductive that you would have no choice but to give in to her ultimate sexiness.
"Well, don't you want to play with me instead?" she purred.
You continued to play the game, there were two chances here. You could go along with her little scam which would lead to getting intimate with your girlfriend, which wasn't necessarily a bad thing. You did enjoy having that kind of quote, un-quote "fun" with her. Or, you could really have some fun and mess with her mind a bit. You were leaning more toward the second choice and snapped your finger in EUREKA.
"Nope, not doing that..." you replied without looking up, "I think I'll have more fun playing this game..."
As soon as Diamond Tiara heard those words come out of your mouth, her face face automatically turned sour. She couldn't believe what she just heard. And to make things worse, she could see you biting your lips, trying to hold in your laughter. Her face began to turn red with pure anger until she finally burst out and gritted her teeth with foaming rage.
"GO TO HELL!" She yelled at the top of her lungs. She climbed off the bed and headed toward the bathroom door in a fit of diabolical rage. "I spent two and a half hours trying to look sexy for you! You are such a douche-bag sometimes!"
You were sitting on the bed laughing your ass off, "The look on your face was priceless, pure comedy!"
You finished laughing and wiped a soft tear from your eye, you figured that you should apologize to Diamond Tiara; she was the type of girl that could hold a deadly grudge. If you didn't try to fix this soon, she would probably end up hating you forever... Or come up with a revenge plot to lead to your demise and dismay. Yeah, you had to fix this now. You got up from the bed and went to go find her.
A moment later, you found her in her living room on the floor, facing away from you with a cute pout plastered on her face.
"Princess," you called out.
She didn't reply to you, she crossed her arms and pouted.
"You know fully well that I didn't mean it... It was only a joke..." She grunted loudly.
"C'mon Tiara, I want to apologize to you..."
Diamond Tiara quickly turned around to face you. "What!?"
You paused for a moment before you buried your head in your hands and started laughing again.
"Oh sweet Celestia!" He paused to laugh. "C-can I please start over? I-I need to start over please!" You said hiccuping your laughs.
Tiara was getting angry once more. "WHAT!?!! WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING!?"
"You're making that face again!"
Tiara looked into a nearby mirror. She didn't realize she was making that hideous face that overshadowed her beautiful complexion.
"STOP LAUGHING AT ME YA WEIRDO! I CAN'T BUT TO MAKE THIS STUPID FACE! YOU'RE PISSING ME OFF!"
You ignored her and continued laughing hysterically, you were laughing so hard that it eventually drove you to the ground.
"Y-you know, I HATE YOU!" She yelled, "You always try to pull these kind of jokes on me! And you know what, I'm sick of it! I mean, what the actual hell is wrong with you! I literally have the perfect body, you should beg me for some sweet love! Who the heck wouldn't want to tap this!? I'm DIAMOND TIARA, I'm a 100 out of 1 on the scale of sexiness! You know, you would still be a virgin loser if it wasn't for me! You should be thanking me by giving me the D because I deserve it!!"
"Oh I'm sorry, did you say something?" You said as you got up from the floor, wiping the tears from your face once again.
Tiara glared at you with intense heat and hatred in her eyes. "I am so out of here!"
She stormed off to the front door and was about to get her jacket, but then she froze.
"Wait a frickin minute... THIS IS MY DAMN MANSION!"
She pointed a finger in your direction. "I want YOU to leave!"
"Princess, do we really have to do this?" you asked.
"YES! I hate you, never come back!"
You shrugged your shoulders. "Fine then, if that's what you want me to do."
"Wait, you're actually okay with- I mean, DAMN STRAIGHT! NOW GO!"
You walked toward the front door and put on your jacket. "I guess I'll come back and get my stuff later then."
"No you won't because I'm throwing it all in the damn hell-fire!" she replied.
"Fine, that's cool. I don't mind that."
Before leaving, you turned around and kissed her on the forehead. "I'll see you later..."
Diamond Tiara blushed slightly and was starting to feel sorry for kicking you out, but then she shook it off and rubbed her forehead clean.
"No, you will not! And don't kiss me with that nasty mouth of yours!"
You closed the door behind you and left, leaving Tiara alone by herself.
"3... 2... 1..." You counted down in your head.
Tiara opened the front door, "Get your butt back in here!" she called out.
A few moments later, you were back inside while she stood away from you.
"What's wrong Trinny?" I thought you wanted me to leave? You should really make up your mind you know."
Diamond Tiara crossed her arms, "You know I don't like being alone..." She whispered.
You place your hands on her shoulders. "Yeah, I know. That's why I knew you would call me back..."
Diamond didn't reply to you, she just stood silently.
"Listen Tiara. I'm really sorry about the whole 'laughing at you thing' I mean, you can't really blame, you're really cute and funny.
Tiara smiled a little bit, "Well, I am cute, and I am indeed funny sometimes..."
"Yup," You replied. "And I'm sorry about the joke... We can go upstairs and I'll make it up to you... If you can't my drift."
Tiara crossed her arms. "I don't really know, all that yelling really put me out of it... I'm not really in the mood right now..."
"Will this put you in the mood?"
You leaned down and passionately kissed her on the side of her neck.
"Oh my..." She sighed. "Damn it, you know neck kisses are my weakness..."
She turned around and looked at you. "Alright, but I'm technically still upset at you, so if you want me to forgive you, this better be amazing..."
"I think I can do that," you said with a small grin.
You carried her upstairs to the bedroom. She finally got the sweetest love like she always wanted, and you got laid by your sexy girlfriend. Praise the lord hallelujah.
The End.
