One time ago, in a land of pineapples, giant cheese sticks, and all-around craziness, lived a legendary known as the Cotton Candy Cloud. It's said that whoever obtains this mystic sweet mass of deliciousness controls the world. Because, let's face it, who can resist the charm of Cotton Candy?
For thousands of years, all different types of creatures fought to claim this legendary item so they could control the world. But all have failed and overtime, all memory of the Cloud was forgotten.
However, no matter how long time goes on, the legend of the Cloud would live on in the ancient text;
Only the one with the colour of pink shall find the sweetness to control them all
Now…
"Go fish!" Twilight Sparkle happily shouted.
"Aw, pony feathers!" Applejack frowned as she took a card from the top of the pile. She looked at her pile of groups of cards. It was very small, ergo her slight frustration.
"Don't worry, Applejack. I'm sure you'll get better at this," Twilight said. Ever sports-colt like in her voice, but not so in her huge smirk.
"Yer one to talk, Missy. Ya the one winnin'!” Applejack grunted at her.
Then there was a loud crash as the cards flew everywhere as they were pick up by the wind as a pink coated mare with the cutie mark of three colourful balloons ran into the table face first.
"Pinkie!" They shouted.
Pinkie suddenly skidded to a halt, and turned to her friends. "Sorry, girls! Can't stop! Bye-bye!"
With that, she continued to run, leaving Applejack and Twilight to clean up the cards.
"Well, at least now no one's winnin'" Applejack said with a smile.
Pinkie Pie continued to run, as she waved at the ponies she passed. As she didn't even stop to grab a quick bite to eat, just grabbed the nearest hay burger from a nearby stand.
There she was standing in front of the Everfree Forest. Which is really close to The Evil Scary Forest, but has no real connection. Pinkie looked into the dark and evil forest as far as her ocean blue eyes would allow her to do so.
I know I heard something seriously weird in there! Not to mention it's giving me all sorts of twitchy twitches! So that must mean something super de duper important.
She put on her best determined look. "Now, I'm gonna figure out what that is, or my name isn't Screwball! She giggled to herself at this amusing declaration. And it isn't!" She said out loud as she let out a small giggle at her joke.
Unknown to her, however, as she began to hop through the Everfree, was that a single pair of piercing eyes, red as blood, watched her every move.
Pinkie hopped through the dark and terrifying forest as she hummed her ‘Giggle At The Ghostie’ song as the happy pink pony bummed into a brown coat earth pony with a dark brown mane. Pinkie shaking her head like a dog that has just gotten wet looked at the pony in front of her.
"Hello!" she greeted as the pony let out a gasp.
"Pinkie. You're not supposed to be here yet!" He cried as Pinkie watched him run around
"Oh, but my Pinkie Sense told me that something super duper wuper was going to happen here!" Pinkie said making the stallion stop to look at her.
"Maybe you're right I must be confusion from a different moment in time." he said as Pinkie tilted her head in confusion.
"Let me explain I'm Doctor Hooves or Time Turner to most ponies. Pinkie look after my time machine while I get what need."
"Okie Dokie Lokie. Doctor, I'll just wait inside." Pinkie said as she hopped into the blue box as the stallion waved goodbye running into the forest.
Tick, tick, tick. Went the clock as Pinkie let out a sigh of boredom as she look at the clock to see that only a few seconds has passed. Sighing again, her eyes drifted to the control panel, hopping over to it with a grin on her face her looked back at the door.
"I'm sure that the Doc. Won't mind me touching anything." she said as she pressed a red button making a loud noise.
Pinkie covered her ears as soon the noise stopped as she left the blue box to see she wasn't in the Everfree Forest.
"Where am I?" She question to herself as lasers shoot at her just missing her. Pinkie looked over to see that there stood a creature with looking at her as it stood on two feet and have laser eyes.
"A Laser Raptor but those haven't been around for thousand of years? I must of time back in time"
Pinkie jumped out of the way from the Laser Raptor, almost getting her tail burnt off. A light portal open next to the party mare. Pinkie blinked in confusion before she just hopped in to see what awaits on the other side.
Pinkie fell onto the cold hard metal ground. Landing on her flank, her ocean blue eyes looked around the area to see where this strange place was.
Hello is it you? Have you - wait. Your not her your just another unwelcome guest a voice sounding female said coming from everywhere but nowhere.
"Hi I'm Pinkie Pie!" Pinkie cheered
Pinkie Pie? What a strange name, I am GlaDOS and welcome to Aperture Science
"Oh do you have cake? I'm super hungry right now?" Pinkie question the female voice
Cake?! Why does everyone want the cake? GlaDOS question to herself.
"Wait so there is a cake? Oh I can pay!" Pinkie said happily, beaming an wide smile.
Oh yes you will pay. But first some testGlaDOS said making the door open. Causing Pinkie to hop into the next room.
Here in Aperture Science. We like to test with living ponies. But I don't have any test subjects anymore they all left before we got to the party GlaDOS said causing Pinkie to gasp.
"Well that because you never had an Pinkie Pie Party!" Pinkie said, proudly.
What? GlaDOS question
"Well duh, you don't have a party cannon that's one thing you're missing. But I see no party games, where pin the tail on the pony? This is an really boring party" Pinkie stated
Well that because...Wait, where did you get that cannon from? GlaDOS wondered, somehow seeing Pinkie having an cannon next to her.
"Well I'm going to show you how to party!" Pinkie cheered before she pull the sting causing confetti and balloons with other party objects to cover the room.
"To answer your question. I never my home, without my Party Cannon!" Pinkie said, beaming a bright smile.
Party Cannon? Well you might just be the second most annoying thing I have met in my life GlaDOS stated
"Thank you" Pinkie said, before she fell though an blue portal that open under her.
Well good. She gone, now I have to clean up all these party objects by myself GlaDOS said, before letting out a sigh.
"Wow, that was one great adventure. To bad somepony to lazy to write it" Pinkie said, turning towards the camera.
The pink mare stood on a rocky empty planet before she looked up to the Millennium Falcon.
"No problem Pinkie. Punch it Chewy" a male voice said before the ship sped off.
"Now Phoenix what should I do next?" Pinkie said pulling a yellow coated unicorn with an blue mane and an phoenix for his cutie mark.
"Pinkie!" Mister Phoenix said.
"Wait wasn't there two of you last time?" Pinkie question
"Oh yeah. Arite Smarite left" Mister Phoenix stated causing to let out a depressed sigh.
"Oh! He was my favorite. Hey you don't think that-" Pinkie began to say.
"No."
"Anyway, anyway. I just go to the temple now. Meanie pants." Pinkie said before leaving into a blue portal.
"Wait, How am I meant to get back?"
Pinkie just stomped her hoof. But wait right in front of her eyes. Was The Legendary Cotton Candy Cloud. Pinkie slowly walked over to the delicious candy. Licking her lips. Her ocean blue eyes looked quickly to the left and right before she eat the Legendary Cotton Candy Cloud. Applauding for a few seconds. The party mare shrugged her shoulders.
"Eh, Discord's one's are better" Pinkie said, before she journey back to Ponyville.
Pinkie walked through the streets of Ponyville. When she bump into a certain Draconequus.
"Oh hey Discord, could you give me an Cotton Candy Cloud?" Pinkie asked
"Sure" Discord said, clicking his fingers.
A cloud floated above the pink mare before the Lord of Chaos teleport away.
The End
