Chapters The Renegade Brothers in Equestria Girls
Guys..we aren't in Winter Bay anymore
*BIZZ* *BIZZ* BIZZ*
As me,Oliver,and Dan start to wake up from a good night's sleep we went to our master bathroom to brush our teeth and shower for another day at Winter Bay High School.After we had cleaned our Hygiene we went to go downstairs to eat breakfast as i looked at Dan and Oliver,Dan had on a black trenchcoat,blue jeans,and sneakers while Oliver had on Under Armour clothes,shoes and shorts while I had on Black Aviators, a Renegade short sleeve shirt and Nike shoes."Well guys,nice try beating me on CS:GO since i am the M.L.G PRRROOO." I said."Yeah right,you only beat us because me and Oliver were the only members of our team left and your teammates took out 4 of our teammates in one fell swoop." Oliver said."and with the 360 trickshot you killed both of us with." Dan said."yeah,yeah I don't care or give a crap."I said.As i looked at my watch it was 7:25 AM."Umm guys." I said "Yeah,Felix?"Dan said?" "We got to go to school we have FIVE MINUTES LEFT!!!" I said."Damn It,ok everyone get your things and run to school,NOW!!!"Oliver said.As we got our stuff and headed to school running like out lives depended on it we arrived to Winter Bay High and we said our Farewells until Lunchtime.
12:00PM
As me,Dan and Oliver went to lunch we talked for a bit"So Felix how did it go with Oliver and you in Science."Dan said "Nothing,but i do know how to make future tech now which means POWER ARMOR!!!" I said. "NICE!" Dan said "Atleast i can Retrofit my 2014 Dodge Challenger and i could probably retrofit your Mitsubishi Lancer Evo X dan. " and also retrofit Oliver's Subaru Impreza too. "Nice i wonder whats our cars would like like when there retrofitted with future tech." Oliver said "oh guys lets get lunch im hungry." I said. as we sat down and we ate our chicken sandwiches, a portal formed and we were to first ones to get sucked in and all we saw was the color of a rainbow until we were sucked out of the portal and sent falling."GUYS,WHERE ARE WE!!" I said. "I DON"T FUCKING KNOW WERE FALLING TO OUR DEATHS!!"Dan said. "WELL OK YOU'RE RIGHT BUT WE NEED TO INVESTIGATE BEFORE WERE *CRASH* dead." I said blacking out.
The Renegade Brothers in Equestria Girls
As me,Dan, and Oliver walked around Canterlot City we decided to plan out what to do with the rest of the money they have. "Guys,check if you have any money left so we can by a house." I said as Dan took out 144 dollars and Oliver took out 400 dollars. "Always save up" Oliver and Dan said. "So that brings us up to 544 dollars and a house costs 12,000 dollars." I said "We need to get jobs,guys." I said as Dan grabbed a newspaper with couple of jobs to the three boys liking "I call GameStop" I said running like Usain Bolt. "Wow, he really cares about games THAT MUCH" Dan said as he sees me run really fast. "You know how he likes games but i didn't expect him to run THAT fast" Oliver said. "Guess he wanted a job at GameStop as a dream job." Dan said. "Well,let's see what jobs are in the paper." Dan said.
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As i was trying to find GameStop i accidently bumped into a girl with purple,elegant hair with a light blue shirt and a purple skirt with three gems on it. "Ugh" I said as i looked down. "Oh, i'm so sorry,miss." I said as i grabbed her hand and pulled her up. "Don't be worried darling,the name's Rarity." Rarity said. "Mine is Felix...Felix Renegade." I said. "Well,felix where were you headed to exactly?" She said. "I'm headed to GameStop because me and my brothers need jobs." I said "Oh,well i hope you get your job." Rarity said as she was walking away. "Ok!!" i said yelling as he saw a familar store and familiar game posters. "Oh..My..Gawd i found the Video Game Riches!!" i said as i was running up to the store. "Oh my sweet,sweet GameStop." I said until i came up to the counter. "I would apply for a job,mama." I said in a cocky voice to the cashier. "Ok , just sign the Application and here's the contract and there you go." She said in a sweet and sultry voice.. "And i would like to know what's your name mama?" I said. "My name's Adagio Dazzle." Adagio said. "Well Adagio, you got yourself a new employee on your hands." I said as I took out my phone and called Dan and Oliver "Hey guys, guess who has a job!!" I said. "Nice going Felix!!" Dan said. "Well,how did it go for you guys?" I said. "Horrible" They said. "Umm, Why?" "Long story" They said. "Looks like i'm the only one WITH A JOB!!" I said Loudly. "FUCK OFF FELIX!!" They said. "HEY,FUCK YOU TOO!!" I said. "Anyway, lets meet at a place called "Sugarcube Corner" I past that place when i was heading to the store." I said. "Ok, 1,2,3 RENEGADE!!" we all said together as we were heading to the place.
The Renegade Brothers in Equestria Girls
As I was heading to Sugarcube Corner dancing like a badass,across fro me I saw a car dealership with our cars and i knew i had to get mines first. I went to the dealership to see if they have the 2014 Dodge Challenger but they only have the Hellcat but I though that closest to a Challenger."Hey salesman." I said to the man. "Yes,good sir" he said. "How much does that Challenger hellcat cost?" I said. "It costs 20 dollars."He said as I was surprised. "Holy crap,that much?" I said surprised. "Yes,sir." He said. "I'll take it!" I said. After signing the paperwork and stuff the car was finally mine and I thought of a idea to surprise my brothers but first I went to Sugarcube Corner. I pulled up on the curb at Sugarcube Corner and when I entered I got looks of awe and I saw a familiar purple hair and bacon hair and walked up to them. "Hey guys." I said noticing their friends. "This,was the guy i was talking about." Sunset said. "Guys,meet Felix Renegade." Sunset said as I waved. "Well,nice to meet ya partner my names Applejack or "AJ" for short." Applejack said. "Nice to meet you Felix i'm Rainbow Dash do you go to the gym everyday?" Rainbow said. "Yeah, I do." I said. "Hi Felix,my name's Twilight Sparkle,nice to meet you." Twilight said. "Nice to meet you too." I said. Until i noticed a pink haired girl hiding behind Twilight. "Hey,my name's Felix what's yours?" I said to her. "M-My name is Fluttershy." Fluttershy said. "Well,nice to meet you Fluttershy." I said noticing a seat. "Is someone sitting here? I said politely. "No,go ahead,Felix." Sunset said until I saw my brothers. "Well,Well,Well look what the cat dragged in." I said to my brothers as both Dan and Oliver flipped me off. "yesh, did someone sleep on the wrong side of the bed?" i said jokingly. "Is that how your friends treat you?" Sunset said. "Don't worry i'm used to it,were brothers we do that everyday." I said. "So,Dan and Oliver, how did finding jobs go?" I said smirking. "We didn't get jobs." they both said with everyone shocked. "And i'm the only one that HAS a job." I said dancing and taunting them. "I'm so sorry for you guys." Sunset said. "But one problem.we don't have enough money to buy a house." i said. "Well Felix,you and your brothers can stay at our houses." Rarity said. "You mean it,thanks Rarity!" I said as i was hugging rarity but got looks of suspicion. "No problem Felix,it's all I could do for a friend." Rarity said. "So where can we stay until we get a house?" I said. Felix,you can sleep at Rarity and Sunset's house." Rainbow Dash said as I gave a thumbs up to my brothers. "Oliver you can stay at my house." Rainbow Dash said. "And Dan, you can stay at Applejack's and Twilight's house. "Rarity said. "Got It." We said. "Now,lets drive my car." I said to everyone as we got outside and told them to close their eyes and got in my car to start the engine. "Felix." they said as they opened their eyes. "Felix you got a Challenger Hellcat!!." They said. "Yep,and it wasn't expensive it only costs 20 dollars." I said as they were in shock. "Alright everyone get in i'm about to use my racing skill to the test." I said. "Ok" Everyone said until the car was full. " Ouch,Oliver and Dan we don't have seats for you looks like you have to walk. I said as everyone closed the doors. "LATER!!" I said until we dropped off everyone at their houses and went home with Sunset and Rarity. "So,where can I sleep at?" I said. "You can sleep with me." She said in a sexy tone. "Ooh rarity, you shouldn't have." I said excitedly then went to Rarity's bedroom and slept with her.
The Renegade Brothers in Equestria Girls
As I started to wake up,I looked down and saw rarity's hand near my forbidden area A.K.A the no-no zone I ran immediately to the bathroom to brush my teeth and shower until I saw rarity wake up. "Hey Rares." I said. "Hey Felix" Rarity said. "Umm,I'm gonna make breakfast for everyone here,is that ok?' I said. "It's ok Felix." Rarity said as I put on m clothes and went to the kitchen to make breakfast for me,Sunset and Rares. Sunset and Rarity smelled the sensation of pancakes and headed to the kitchen and took a seat. "Here are my Renegade Pancakes,the greatest things you will ever taste." I said dramatically. "They better be tasty." They said as I put the pancakes on their plates. "These are....GREAT!!" They both said in unison as they were eating their hot cakes. "Felix,can you be our chef for us?" Sunset said. "Yeah, I wanted people to taste my good cooking." I said as the rest of their friends came in but one was unrecognized. She was a pink girl with pink,poofy hair and seems energetic by the way she's walking. "Hey Guys,why are you here?" I said. "To introduce you to someone you haven't met in Sugarcube Corner yet." Twilight said. "I'm Pinkie Pie,The greatest party planner in Canterlot City." Pinkie said with a almost creepiest smile ever. "Hey,Pinkie Pie." I said. "Say Guys,have any of you seen my brothers?" I said. "We're right here." a unknown voice which was both my brothers said kicking me in the nuts. "You Jackasses,I'll get you for this." I said. "Oh, guys I forgot to give you breakfast..HERE!!" I said as I kicked both of my brothers in the nuts and dropped down in agony. "Felix,are you ok?" Sunset said. "No, i'm not my brothers kicked me in the nuts,which hurts." I said as I was trying to prop myself. "And Felix go check out your Challenger Hellcat." Dan said grining. "MY CHALLENGER!!!!" I said angrily. "You two are going to pay..FOR ENTERNITY!!!" I said in my demonic voice and started to form a target on my left eye and my left arm started to form a plasma cannon. "NEVER.MESS.WITH.A.MAN'S.CAR!!" I said as my cyber eye locked on to Dan and Oliver as they started running. "COME BACK YOU COWARDS!" I said catching up to them. "Um guys,shouldn't we help Dan and Oliver and Try to make Felix deactivate his 'Renegade Mode'." Sunset said. "Yeah, let's go help them." Rainbow Dash said. ------------------------------------------------------Meanwhile--------------------------------------------------------------------------------"How in the hell did Felix destroy the city in like 30 minutes tops?" Rainbow Dash said. "Guys,I see Felix sitting in a building,Twilight do you have the Elements of Harmony?" Rarity said. "Yes I do,Rarity,everyone put on the elements." Twilight said as everyone put on the elements. "Alright everyone,find a way to take down Felix before the city is toast." Sunset said. "Got it" Everyone said as they started sending out a rainbow blasts at me nonstop but did nothing until they all grabbed onto me and kissed me on the cheek and chest until I was knocked out. "Um,what happened and why do I have lipstick on my cheek and chest?" I said. "Well, you went crazy bonkers,almost killed your brothers,and destroyed the entire city and the only way to stop you was to...well you know the rest." Sunset said. "I'm starting to like this place more and more." I said. "Oh, Felix how did you get the plasma cannon and the cyber eye?" Rainbow said. "Well, when I was working on a power armor prototype, I made a mistake by using a nuclear substance to power it,instead it only caused a meltdown and sent shrapnel to my left eye and arm and that's when I got my cybernetic implants when a military contractor came to me and decided to test out the cyber eye and plasma cannon prototype when the prototype didn't backfire the army let me keep the implants but if people found out that I was a cyborg,they wouldn't get near or come close to me.That's why I made a disguise that will make my robotic arm to a human arm and my eye to my human eye." I said. "Well guess you guys are going to avoid me,right? I said. "No, partner were your friends,we won't leave you because you have cybernetic implants." AJ said as she hugged me. "By the way,where are my brothers?" I said. "Oliver is at my house." Rainbow said. "And Dan is at my house." AJ said as I looked at the clock. "Well guys,time to hit the hay,I'm tired." I said as everyone left and me And Rarity went to bed.
The Renegade Brothers in Equestria Girls
As me,Dan,and Oliver started to wake up from a horrid fall,they start to see a woman with Green,Blue and pink hair and a suit and a girl with hair that resembled bacon with worried looks on their faces until we woke up"That was the worst free-fall we had in our ENTIRE lives." i said rubbing my head. "Agreed" the guys said until i looked back at the girl and the woman. "Why are we at the nurses office?" I said."You three suffered a concussion and went into a coma for three weeks." She said. "Holy damn three weeks,well we know how long we've been knocked out." I said to the guys."Well i think introductions are in order i'm Felix Renegade,the greatest tech maker in the world and commander of Team Renegade including these two guys Dan and Oliver they help with Diagnostics of the place and are also my brothers." I said. "Well,felix would you and your brothers like to enroll to our school?" She said "I guess since we have no school to go to since we got sucked up by a dimensional portal." I said "Wait,did you say "dimensional portal"?" She said "Yeah,what's wrong?" I said "We've been getting weird anomalies around this place." She said "Well, i think we could help." I said "How can you help exactly?" She said" "With my knowledge of advanced technology,dan's knowledge of building advanced things and oliver's for getting the blueprints we could probably place scanners around this whole place if anomalies come up here." I said "Well ok, oh and by the way i'm Principal Celestia,the proprietor of this fine school" Celestia said "And the person next to me is Sunset Shimmer." Celestia said as sunset waved and we waved somewhat "Sunset take off their bandages." Celestia said " "Ok" Sunset said as she started to take off all of our bandages we talked about getting us a house "Well guys,what do we do after were done here?" I said "Find a damn house i miss my PS3 and computer already."Oliver said "Oh and get our cars too" Dan said "well, i know where i can find my Challenger,oliver i don't know about you but your car is probably non-exsistant here,but i think you can get your Evo X back" I said as we were getting up from our beds "Oh god its nice to walk again." I said as we started twisting our backs side to side "Well boys,since you three joined our school we will get your schedules ready on Monday." She said as we were heading out "And boys." She said as we turned our backs to her. "Welcome To Canterlot High."