Chaos

by Shadow_Beast

Rating: mature
Tags: Random
Length: 1473

darkmoon Raven happens to be sucked into a magical world just in time for a mission to save equestria

Darkmoon Raven or whatever you want to call him gets sucked into a magical world by a strange being, now he's on a mission to save equestria from a dick named Discord

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-11-16 21:00:01 UTC

Chapter 1

One day, Serenity Darkmoon Raven was walking to school when...

...a stranger in the street said "Could i have your autograph?"  "Please, sign my crusifix " said the tall,dark,attractive man Serenity Darkmoon Raven signed it, and handed it back

"Here's my autograph!" said Serenity Darkmoon Raven

"To be honest, while I did want your autograph...i also..you see..i....i...think your the sexiest person alive, and...." the stranger hesitated! I need your help urgently! You must save us!!"

"what?howhu?"

"We need someone strong, and intelligent and mighty...you have been chosen!"

"Well, I always felt there was something weird about me...I never thought i would be assigned a mission like this!", she lied.

"You are the Special. Our magic wheelbarrowcame to us in a dream again and told us to find you"

"You must save us from Discord we dont have the power on our own"

"Very well,I suppose I'll help you"

Suddenly, Serenity Darkmoon Raven was sucked into a underground lab.

"This is where we have set up our new secret HQ HeadQuaters!

"Theres someone that wants me meet you..."

At that movement a door slid open with a funny sound...light shined from behind and a shadow stode there

"So..this is the one we are after?"

"She certainly looks as attractive as we heard" "And sexy too!" "And with nice big equipment too, judging by the huge round lumps in the clothing"

The Purple Pony walked out of the light!

"Greatings"

Serenity Darkmoon Raven was amazed!, always brilliantly modest, Serenity Darkmoon Raven never dream of recieveing such a compliement from great Twlight Sparkle.

"Thank you, its an honour to meet you"

"The honour is all mine"

"It was clear there was an instant, animal attraction between them...allthough both didnt want to admit it. "wowsers your sexy".

"No time for that now!" said Serenity Darkmoon Raven. "We have work to do!"

I was introduced at the others at the base. There was of course beautiful Serenity Darkmoon Raven and snarkly Spike. Smart and clever Pinkie Pie and... and Snips.

I too had heard of the grey unicorn and had always been a little insecure about my feelings for him

But here he stood before me, stretching and gesturing at drawings on the wall. It looked so manly, so envigorating and virilus.

And when he spoke, he sounded so... I swooned right in front of him.

"We should defeat the draconequus," Snips said.

"I agree," said Twlight Sparkle, "but I'm not sure."

"We can use your new friend," said Snips. "the annoying draconequus doesn't know Serenity Darkmoon Raven. So that should do. We can infiltrate the base like that.

"But Serenity Darkmoon Raven is still very inexperienced," said Twlight Sparkle, "And I worry about her."

"Don't worry," said Snips, "I know Serenity Darkmoon Raven can take it on. Trust me on that" And he gave me a wink.

In the corners of my eyes I saw Twlight Sparkle stairing first at me, and then at him. And then in a huff, she walked away.

I walked after Twlight Sparkle and said: "What's wrong?"

"Nutting" Twlight Sparkle said but I didn't believe her.

"No seriously, you can tell me, I'm really good at picking up on these things."

"You're right, you're really good at picking up on those things," said Twlight Sparkle and sighed. She then said: "You know my past, right?"

I thought to myself, yes, yes I do. I heard of everything about you. And I said: "yes."

"Well, it... it... makes it hard for me to make connections with people." The Purple Pony said. A single tear rolled down her cheek. It made it look even more pretty than it already was.

"And I feared,' Twlight Sparkle said, 'that when I saw you talk and awke at the grey unicorn like that, that you may... you may no longer find me that interesting?"

"But I do!"

'And without you, I don't know if the world is still worth saving," Twlight Sparkle said with a sniffle, "how can I defeat Discord if you won't be with me?"

"Well, uh, I didn't think you'd like me that much," I said blushing.

But then, then Twlight Sparkle leaned forward and kissed me. And I no longer knew what to do. Can I be in love with both? Why must I choose?

"You can never beat me, I'm indomitable," said Discord.

"Oh I beat you villain you!, you'll run back crying to your momma.The hot one (that is,the one that wasn't killed while doing Books)"

(which you can read about in my other great fanfic)

"Mhuahahaaha I dont need no mother, I am after all adopted".

After that, Twlight Sparkle leaped down onto the volcano plato  , with Serenity Darkmoon Raven just behind him.

He was in luck because she just managed to jump on it but didn't fall in it. It would have been a short story if she fell in it.

There was lava all around him. The hotness made him sweat with anticipation. Spike called to him: "are you alright honeybunch, you fell quite hard". "I am always hard for you baby!" "I'm an expert at falling," spoke Twlight Sparkle, "especially with girls."' At that moment lava erupted around him like a climaxing penis.

The chaotic draconequus stood looking at our hero - his cape flapping in hotness.

He beared an expression of smugness. "I had told you, I am invincible, I cannot be killed, I cannot die, I cannot breath. And I have this!!!"'

Suddenly he held the The Phoenix egg aloft.

"This is what you want!

This is what you need! But its mine now. You cant stop me.'

"Noo....not the The Phoenix egg"

"Yes. The The Phoenix egg"

"The The Phoenix egg!" gasped Serenity Darkmoon Raven

"Yes. The The Phoenix egg"

Suddenly a bolt of lightning went through in the air, strikking left and right but not hitting the lava plato they were all standing on.

The Villain lit up dark in the flash of lightning. His features scary.

Laughing as he stood there, he approached Twlight Sparkle, "Give up and go home, Serenity Darkmoon Raven doesnt love you anyway."

"Thats not true!

I sex her every other night!"

"And the other nights?..."

The Purple Pony ran forward and fought him (by slashing into him while Discord evaded his attack and shoot fire from his fingertips)

But every time she hit the chaotic draconequus, he just smiled and hit him back.

In between dodging lava ejectulations, Discord said: "You cannot beat me"

"NEVERRRRRRRR!!!!" she YELLED HARD!

"Then you will lose, and I will win and destroy everything you care for."

"I HATE YOU!!" said Twlight Sparkle and ran towards him with her 6 inch weapon drawn.

"Pathetic human, you can not beat me since I have this Incinerator!""

"No?! You have created it?! What have you done?!"

"Oh it was just a simple thing. With the help of your friend," he said while dodging another lava ejactulation, "I finished it just yesterday. Oh my, a lovely night we had.

"Me and my full 10 inches,oh yes."

"Your a monster and you will die, you monster!"

Twlight Sparkle ran towards the chaotic draconequus, just dodging a fire ball, leaping towards a plato in the lava, dodging a lava ejaxtualatuion, landing on a rock

she surfed like Legolas in Lord of the Rings on his skateboard towards the villain again, who in turn laughed out loud and smirked and took another fireball in her hands because she really wanted to kill the Twlight Sparkle

"NOW!!!" SHOUTED our hero and his female companion lifted her top and Discord was distracted by the bouncing blobs of womanflesh.

Using this to his outmost tactical advancement Twlight Sparkle grapped The Phoenix egg from Discord and stabbed him in his forehead Blood gushed out.

"Owch! While I had the The Phoenix egg I could not be harmed. But now it was taken from me I can and was and it hurt"

He staggered around and grabbed into the air, she was dying. "You are all dooomed, doomed! You will die and I will see your death come to you and your family and your families family family."

Suddenly an ejacturalition of lava sprung up and whooshed him with its flames, leaving behind only ashes .

"Twlight Sparkle , Twlight Sparkle, I love you! But we only have 48 hours to escape before this volcano erupts!!!"

"Then quick, lets have sex!". After a quick round of Drabbling Twlight Sparkle spoke:"we must leave and leave this place behind, said The Purple Pony and left this place behind."

Just in time, when the last second of the clock was about tick, Twlight Sparkle and the sidekicks got out and everything crashed behind him, leaving only smoke and dust and stones behind in the rubble."

And they all made loveby fucking eachother.

The End