Sweets In Equestria

by Napalm monster

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Random, Alternate Universe
Length: 1018

Three strange female creatures appear in the Everfree forest one day, they call themselves "The Sweets."

(Set after Canterlot Wedding and contains OC's)

Meet Caramel, Blueberry, and CC (Cookie'Creme).

Three mischievous little female creatures appear in the Everfree forest one day and are sent there by an angry witch after touching and messing with her stuff. What are they? Who are they? What are they're intention? Are they friends? Foes? I'll tell you this though, they love arguing with each other.

Let the shit hit the fan.

Sweets belong to Me.

Mlp belongs to Lauren Faust.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-11-18 04:21:34 UTC

Not Sweet At All

"Shit."

"Goddam it Blue!"

"What?"

Standing in the middle of a clearing in the forest, stood three little furry creatures, about knee high. One was yellow with legs conformed to look like goat legs, she had beautiful golden hair, on half of her head, while

the other half of her head no hair.

Next one was blue, had full hair on her head, with a single white stripe running down the middle of her wild hair. She had an optimistic grin.

Last creature had-(You know what you can look at the picture at the front with the summary. You probably tell whose who by their names and the picture.)

"You're pinning this on me!?" Blue exhaled.

"You provoked that witch!" Caramel accused, "You touched her stuff and now you pissed her off and you made her mad enough to blast us. We could've died!"

"That's my birthday wish every year!" CC muttered, not caring if her sisters heard her.

"But," Blue responded, "The glass jar on her shelf said: "Donut  Touch", I thought it would grant me the ability to turn anything I touched into a donut."

Caramel shook with frustration, "That's Do. Noootttt. Touch! Idiot!" She added emphasis.

"Ooooooh,"Blue drawled, "So I wasn't supposed to touch that."

"You think?" CC remarked, full of sarcasm.

Caramel looked around, examine her surrounding. Figuring they were in some forest, that witch probably casted a teleportation spell or something on them.

She then motioned her sisters, "Alright you two idiots, let's get back to-"

Caramel was immediately cut off by some rustling in the bushes. They quickly huddled together, shaking. The girls were defenseless in a forest where anything can kill them. They figured a vicious predator is probably getting ready to make them into a quick lunch. And then pick its teeth with their tiny bones afterwards.

After a moment of silnce the bush continued rustling until. A hulking shadow appeared on the surface of tree next to them looking rather intimidating. And like a giant monster.

"If this is the end," Caramel spoke, holding both her sister close, "I want you two to know...."

Caramel paused for a moment, then she shouted, "I ALWAY HATED YOU TWO!"

The creature leapt out in a swift motion. The girls trembled violently and screamed, they're eyes closed. Fearing the worst.

They waited....and waited.

Blue peeked her eye open and stared at a-a....

White bunny

The girls slowly opened their eyes and gawked at the diminutive creature that had caused them such fright. Both bunny and Sweets stared at each other for a long time, silence filled the air.

The Sweet then burst into a frenzy of laughter. Echoing across the forest, they began slapping their thighs, laughing uncontrollably.

"Oh no!" Caramel said both mockingly and sarcastically, "Beware! Bunnies have been known to leave vicious bite marks!"

She then resumed her mocking laughter. The bunny narrowed its eyes angrily.

CC spoke up next, "Look out! It's gonna eat my carrots!"

As the girls kept laughing, the bunny kept a giving the Sweets death glares as they taunted him continuously.

Bonk!

CC suddenly felt a large rock hit her over the head, making her tumble and fall to the ground, dazed. She swayed dizzily, then shook her head and glared at the bunny laughing at her this time and pointing his finger at her.

CC growled at picked up the same rock that it hit her with.

"Take this ya little shit!"

She hurled the rock at the bunny. The bunny paused his laughing and opened his eyes, just in time to roll out of the way as the rock hit the tree behind him and it rebounded and striked Blue instead.

"Gah!" Blue cried and was knocked to the floor with rock hitting her forehead.

"Gah-Ah-Ah!" Blue cried in pain, "Gah-AAAAAAH!"

CC and Caramel stared at their hurt little sister watching her writhe in pain. CC jerked her head towards the white little bastard who resumed its laughing.

"Hey! No one hurts my sister!" She paused for a long time, "Except me!"

"Didn't you technically throw the rock?" Caramel asked, cocking an eyebrow.

"Shut the fuck up Caramel."

The bunny then charged back into the bush, taking off and scurrying away from the Sweet sisters.

"That's right! Run bitch!" CC yelled, "I am not to be messed with!"

Caramel scoffed, "I mess with you all the time and you don't do shit, sis."

CC turned and glared at her snarky sister, "And you wonder why I don't get you presents for your birthday."

"Girls?" Blue muttered weakly, "My visions all red, is that a good sign or a bad one?"

Angel Bunny had run further away into the forest, back to the trail until he exited the forest and returned back to Fluttershy's cabin.

He entered through the doggy door in the front and swiveled his eyes around looking for Fluttershy. He found her in the living room attending to two chipmunks, feeding them.

He scurried forth to his owner and began tugging her tail profusely.

"Not now Angel, I'm busy feeding the animals." She said and resumed back to pouring some acorn in a doggy bowl infront of them.

Angel didn't stop and continued pulling her tail in his small yet persisten grip.

Fluttershy sighed and knew the bunny wasn't gonna stop tugging, "Okay Angel, what is it so you need?"

Angel then point out to the Everfree Forest making wild gestures with his hands, he tugged his own ears, and raised his hands above his head. Squeaking wildly.

Fluttershy raised her eyebrow, slightly bemused, "So you're saying they're are three alien like creatures in the Everfree Forest who can talk and you think they are dangerous?"

Angel nodded his head vigorously.

"Oh my!" Fluttershy raised her hoof to her mouth, her wings began flittering her off the ground and towards the door, "Angel stay here while I go take care of this. If I'm not back in twenty mintutes call the girls."

Angel saluted like a soldier and watched Fluttershy fly off towards the Everfree Forest.