File 1: Meet the Plague Doctor
“Ok so the boss wants the staff here to record some of their experiences, so here goes nothing. First off I’m Doctor Plague, the Chief Medical Officer here at SPD. Now onto the main reason I am writing this, let’s start with what happened the second week I got here.” I say into the cassette recorder.
“It started as a normal sunny day with not a cloud in the sky, when I got a call from Blue Rush saying that I was needed in the operating theater. So I rushed there pronto, and what do I see when I get there? A bloody dragon, I mean seriously it shouldn’t have been possible but their she was laying on the theater’s floor. and as I am staring in shock at her she just looks at me and asks.”
“So you the one that’s going to be operating on me? Huh didn’t expect my doc to be wearing such a strange suit, but whatever let’s get this over with.”
“And I could hardly comprehend what was happening still, so I guess my body went into memory mode and after I got over what I was seeing I noticed that I had removed the dragon’s entire skeleton and replaced it with flexible diamond. And that Is why I am not allowed to do operations unsupervised by at least two unicorns or three earth ponies. So I guess that wraps this up seeing as that’s really the only notable thing to happened to me. Well that and that Parasprite thing, but we don’t talk about that... Ever.”
“So that is all, and this is Doctor Plague signing off.