Once upon a time, there was a Pug in a pony costume named Marcellus Pie. He had all the pizza boxes in the world, and so King Sombra and his evil minions from Jupiter were trying to steal them. The pony minions weren't the problem. The real problem was that they'd pin all the children in the world to clotheslines. Then they would all turn into snakes disguised like cobs of corn disguised like snakes disguised like cobs of corn. Then Marcellus Pie would release his secret weapon, Apple Bloom, to force all the girls stuck in glass jars to eat waffles. One day, Sombra released his killer minion Mark the dinosaur to eat avocado soldier with lemon, and transform into avocadodinosaurlemonsoldierwithwaffle, because he ate the girls in the jars, who were full of waffle. Mark ate 2 waffles on the evil, evil, EVIL planet Pinko, and because all the evil pony minions were jealous of the Waffle on avocadodinosaurlemonsoldierwithwaffle's head, they went after him. Meanwhile, avocadodinosaurlemonsoldierwithwaffle was taking revenge on all the cobs of corn he could find. "#Pandaz", he said. Uni-Fluttershy ate a waffle-flavoured Jim from a flying gas station. Then avocadodinosaurlemonsoldierwithwaffle, alias Mark, ran from Lord Iceheadchipmunk. Then the evil pony minions, lead by Princess Celestia, ate Avacyn, who was restored by an evil kitten named Bon-Bon. Then Yakko said "That's nice dear" and ate 2 Ainok Trackers. Meanwhile, Marcellus Pie was eating sock flavoured pizza flavoured waffles, and accidentally ate Lord Iceheadchipmunk, because he was a sock and tasted like the waffles. Then he went to HeadTown with his best friend, Parody. Dalek avocadodinosaurlemonsoldierwithwaffle ate a waffle, which turned him into avocadodinosaurlemonsoldierwithwafflewithwaffle. Then he ate another waffle, which cancelled out all the other waffles, and revealed his true form, GOOD BAD SANTA SOCKARANG. Then he ate a waffle.
Meanwhile, in Pyonyang, Rainbow Ablaze and Twilight the Cruel flew over the ocean, disguised as a cow and a dolphin. "Aah, this is refreshing," said Twilight, as she ate a sacred nectar-infused waffle. Then Liliana Tress realized she wasnt a pony, and struck herself, Rainbow and Twilight with lightning bolts, but Rainbow Ablaze used Shape the Sands, so she had 8 toughness, and didnt die, but in response Liliana used Go For the Throat, and killed everyone. But little did she know Rainbow was an artifact creature, so she didnt die. But then Popo, Memory Adept said "I asked for Zombies, not artifacts. I HATE artifacts!" and wrathed the board with a planar outburst, but accidentally awakened Liliana again, who minus twoed into an Apocalypse. The world blew up. Meanwhile, in an alternate universe known as Mongolia, Axe Cop ran in shouting "The world is blue! The world is blue!" Then Yakko turned into a pony god named Nylea Sparkle Dash and rode in on giant chickens named Ralph. Waffles were now running away from avocadodinosaurlemonsoldier. Then Flappyshy ate a baby with tentacles for eyeballs, who was eating the world, so she turned into flappybabyshywithtentaclesforeyesandaworldinherstomach. Then she developed Schizophrenia and a water allergy and could only drink the tears of small children, which is also known as Pepsi. Then Dark Jamopers moved the counters from Cougar to Dragonlord Simulacra, who ate a waffle, and turned into dragonlordsimulacrawithcountersandwaffle. Then everyone got teleported to the debt star, where they helped weeping angels blow up a llama, rescue all the pony minions and the angel of fury, who was also a llama. Then Jimmy Rhino the Rabid Dalek blew up the world. THE END
