An Old World, A New Regime
2: Double the Action
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"A slow rot... it is said that under the guise of peace, the government - no, the entire world - becomes corrupt, little by little. Peace breeds complacency and ultimately leads to decadence. But if struggle is a part of daily life, then people will never fall into that trap." -- Lamia Loveless, Super Robot Taisen: Original Generation 2
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Swift "Aile" Striker wasn't your everyday Royal Guard pony.
Equestria was largely a peaceful realm. It had been that way for a thousand years, and according to everyone's beliefs, it would stay that way.
Aile thought differently. And lo and behold, he was being proven all sorts of right.
He couldn't voice these thoughts, as they amounted to treason and would get him fast-tracked to border patrol - or worse, out of the Guard in general - but to put it simply, Aile knew that there had to be reasons why the nation's peace was able to be held for so long. Especially when history proved that conflicts tore apart other nations while Equestria did nothing. And when history didn't prove such because - for some reason - that history was 'lost,' Aile found a very suspicious consistency in all of the dead ends he was led into. Even more suspicious was the fact that when he tried to go around them to get information from elsewhere - like, say, the Crystal Empire's ancient and uncensored libraries - his commanding officers never gave him the required leave, which resulted in the welcome side-effect of building up his vacation days.
What he did know was that Equestria was an isolationist nation, kept alive and afloat because Princess Celestia did anything and everything in her power to keep Equestria safe. This included going through and manipulating backdoor channels in order to keep the peace. She was the velvet glove to her sister's iron fist, and the 'fingers' of that glove were wormed in practically everywhere. It was the only possible explanation that made sense - Princess of the Sun or not, regardless of that immense amount of power, there simply wasn't enough of that power to conceivably rule an entire nation and keep it so peaceful for so long a time period.
And then the series of 'coincidences' that just so happened to result in the Elements of Harmony saving her sister? The only prophecy given was the return of the younger sister in a thousand years, and the only mare - Celestia's personal student, no less! - who made the connection to what Celestia already knew, was sent to the town that just so happened to be in walking distance of the old castle? How curious was it that Ponyville, a quite recently founded settlement, was the place where Nightmare Moon first returned? Where Twilight Sparkle made the first six true friends in her life, as opposed to the friends she could've made in Canterlot had Celestia pulled Twilight out of her books sooner?
Heh, funny joke, that. Making 'friends' in Canterlot. Aile could at least let that one slide.
Aile didn't believe that Celestia was a tyrant. She was a pleasant, benevolent ruler. It was only her methods that grated, her machinations and planning that went way over everyone's heads, his included. He and his fraternal twin sister, Swift "Vent" Impulse, were a part of one of those 'fingers' as - in the face of the growing number of threats and the sheer incompetence of the guard in comparison, Luna had decided that they needed an equalizing factor.
Like Aile, Luna knew the world was different. Like Aile, she also knew that it was fault of her sister. And, like Aile, Luna didn't dare bring it up, because Celestia probably did all of this peace-mongering in response to Nightmare Moon. Luna suspected that Celestia wanted to give her sister a home to return to, not too unlike the one present a thousand years ago. Aile knew deep down, in the same perceptive mentality that kept him from all sorts of higher ranks in the Guard, that such a prolonged peace resulted in stagnation. It was this lack of development which pointed to the facts that A.) Celestia continued to play neutral isolationist, in an effort to avoid a war Equestria wouldn't win, and B.) the isolationist doctrines kept the ponies far behind the times, so ancient in their ways that by Celestia keeping Equestria safe from everything that could be a threat, everything could now be a threat. And both of those points resulted in a single conclusion: Celestia couldn't start openly trying to catch up to correct this pitiful deficiency, not without other nations suddenly realizing that they should have invaded Equestria a long time ago, and thus causing a war anyway.
Currently, this meant that Aile and Vent were both part of a project meant to test out the concept of 'modular powered armor.' One of the things Luna was very familiar with was combat, and a method similar Celestia's 'fingers,' this allowed for the creation of several 'Black Projects' that no one was allowed to know about. Luna commissioned them in order to do things behind closed doors, things that Celestia Mc.Peacenik wouldn't be very happy about if she found out. Due to all of those fingers, she found out about quite a few anyway - or at least, the fingers Luna allowed her sister to find, which were either willingly disbanded 'cause Luna knew they wouldn't work, or were covers absorbed by Celestia's influence to hide the real projects.
The operative theory in the case of Aile and Vent's project was this: armor itself was a weapon, so if you had a baseline armor design and swapped out the parts that acted as weapons, you could adapt to any conceivable situation that arose. What neither of them knew was the fact this basically meant the pair were massive parodies of Gundam SEED. At least neither of them were Coordinators or Extended, though the option of genetic manipulation had been proposed... and then shot down by Celestia, vehemently. While the Sun Princess could support the creation of new weapons in order to put ponies on a level playing field with the other nations, she did so under the thought processes that ponies wielding weapons were instead wielding tools to protect the nation and the ones they loved. She would not allow her little ponies to become weapons themselves.
The closest 'level playing field' at this point was 'getting ponies on par with Pokémon,' however. Kinda hard to do when they're already living weapons by default. That and the whole '
Right now, Aile was adjusting the mechanical connectors attaching the red wingblades of his Striker Pack to the shiny white under-armor, muttering quiet obscenities over the lack of the power source needed to make this sort of thing automatic. 'Why, with the right crystal, you could fight in my armor for weeks!' the project leader had told him. 'Sadly we don't have one capable of that yet, but soon I'll be able to go to the Crystal Empire! Surely they have something we could use.'
Those were the last words Aile heard from 'Giro,' before the Pokémon came, Sombra returned, and the project group got a missive from Cadence herself, apologizing for the loss of his life. No one knew his real name, much less the name of any kin, as that was part of the project's parameters: secrecy. The end result was the fact his loss hit the team hard, the pegasus siblings crying for days. Giro was like the father they never had, and he lost his life in trying to be the good guy. Nice guys finished last, and naturally someone with good karma was the easiest target for a great evil like Sombra. A common pony, his life no different than any other, struck down simply because he was there.
Because all of his life, all he ever did was to make others better, even at the cost of his self.
That was what Aile and Vent swore to do in his name, and that's why they were currently decked out in their respective armor sets, designed by his hoof. Both pegasi, both ready and willing to launch themselves into the fray at a moment's notice. The problem lied in the fact that there was no fray to be had, as their mission right now was to discover the origin of a 'disturbance in the force.' Luna had sent them out with a squadron of reserve guards, as the rest were off dealing with some sort of massive conflict that they didn't have the clearance to know about. Apparently, in comparison, this disturbance in the fabric of spacetime was a small annoyance. 'Small potatoes,' in the words of their mission dispatcher.
It would probably fix itself anyway, or maybe one of Arceus' kids would take it upon themselves to actually... y'know, do their jobs. They had gotten complacent, and as such a lot of the untapped potential was currently sitting around unused.
Personally, Aile thought that was a good thing. While he wanted a change in the status quo, he didn't want the delicate balance of the world to be upset any further - he was naive in just what he thought that meant, but his theories so far had all been proven true. Follow his instincts, his combat professor had taught him, and that's what Aile did. That, and it just made more sense for Equestrian ponies to deal with problems in the Equestrian world. With the Pokémon here causing problems, Pokémon trying to fix those problems might very well end up causing more problems.
Aile and Vent had swiftly arrived in the area of the Everfree Luna had directed them to, and even they knew that something was amiss. Something was wrong, something was sincerely out of place. Of course no one who could easily solve this issue seemed to have the time to deal with whatever it was, otherwise there wouldn't be a feeling of unease trickling down the spines of the siblings and their squads, as the problem would've already been dealt with.
And they were all pissed off as a result. The whole lot of them had recently been startled into combat readiness by the sight of a pink Gardevoir holding tightly to what they assumed was someone very important to her, as upon sight they had witnessed the pair nigh immediately teleporting away. Something didn't seem right about whatever it was that 'voir was kneeling over, though, and the logical conclusion was that it was related to whatever this... discordant feeling in the air was.
"Let's split up," the voice of Mu La Flaga eventually said. He's the man that can make the impossible possible, and since Aile was as far from the sissy-but-overpowered 'Jesus Yamato' as you could get, the pilot of the Aile Strike after Kira got the Freedom seemed like a good fit.
"You sure about this?" The voice of Ashe from Megaman ZX Advent replied. Pegasi were natural Hunters, after all. "We're all feeling the same thing. Something's not right."
"Which means we need to cover as much ground as possible, as quickly as possible. The best way for us to actually do that is to split up. The sooner we find whatever it is that's causing this, the sooner we can leave and get back to safety."
"Given all the Pokémon everywhere," One of the grunts in the back piped up, "You might need to redefine 'safety.'"
"Shut up, Jenkins!" Came the reply from literally everyone within earshot.
"Your group goes left, mine goes right?" Aile suggested, completely ignoring the exchange.
"Red right returning," Vent agreed, "And the terrain looks flatter over here, so I'll be that much better better off when whatever this thing is eventually shows its face."
Vent always did have a problem with thinking three-dimensionally, so giving her the chance to fight somewhere flat and open made perfect sense to Aile. "Right," he affirmed.
"No, Left," she joked in reply. But at that point they had already started moving.
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When the human next awoke, he had trouble realizing he had. It was dark, so dark as to rob him completely of vision when he opened his eyes. What really gave away the fact he wasn't sleeping was 'alien' japanese muttering, in a voice that could only belong to a certain Zoroark. While the human had managed to avoid being captured, he was still trained in what to do if he was, and as such Jonah already knew that he was currently blindfolded.
He also knew that he wasn't captured, as he was free to shift around, and a paw was gently rubbing his shoulder. "Michio?" The human coughed. O-ho-ly shit, that hurt.
"Shh. You're going to be okay, Jonah." The rubs became just a little more firm, as if the 'rark was trying to convince himself more than his Trainer.
"What the fuck happened?" Jonah tried to sit up, but the 'rark's paws carefully held him down. Not that he could move much anyway with the sudden agonizing pain lancing through every part of his body.
"That's what I'm trying to find out," came another voice. This one was new, foreign, and it immediately set the Trainer on edge.
"Who-" More coughing robbed him of any chance to voice the question, and Jonah had to relax, all of the energy suddenly leaving and rendering him exhausted. "Right in the diaphragm..." It was the deep sort of coughing you only got when something was in your windpipe that shouldn't be, and your body had to try very violently to get it out.
"I'm Doctor Hemlock. Field surgeon, or at least I used to be. Technically my license isn't any good here." Approximately three years ago from Jonah's perspective
But there were all sorts of medical professions in the old world now, and considering Jonah had no idea he wasn't in a new world yet, the idea of getting treated by a field medic was both a very welcome one - easily trusted, since Michio wasn't already trying to punch the Doctor's face in - and a little disconcerting, for what reason would a field surgeon have that required a blindfold? "...You're not operating on me right now, are you?"
"Oh no!" The doctor quickly reassured. "No, I'm just trying to get a diagnosis of what happened to you. Scared the bajeezus out of me, with you and your Gardevoir literally dropping right into my lap. Scared my team too, or what members I've found so far anyway."
"Jonah," Michio slowly began, "You're not going to like this."
"I'm already not liking it," the human groused. "Can you take off my blindfold?"
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The human just kinda... laid there for a few moments. Literally, his mind completely ground to a halt as he tried to process the sheer ridiculousness of that statement. Oh no, he knew it could be done, but then why was Ring being out and calm too? "Blindfold, off. Now."
Michio complied, and the human found himself blinking his eyes clear to see the night sky in all its glory. It was, of course, an alien night sky, something his mind noticed right off the get-go. And standing before him was a Dragonite decked out in a much-too-small doctor's vest, ripped but repaired into something still reasonably recognizable. It went well with the stereotypical stethoscope, and combined with the dragon's soft demeanor... well, the human couldn't find any fault with the doctor's presence nor his current predicament. You just couldn't fake a concerned face like that.
"What happened to you?" The Dragonite said in concise english. It was hard, due to his vocal chords being different from a human's, but with enough practice learning to speak it was relatively easy... especially when you knew enough about them to operate on them, if need be.
"I could ask you the same question," Jonah muttered.
"Apparently, Arceus brought all of the Pokémon and the humans he deemed worthy to this new world of Equestria, turning the humans into Pokémon in the process. That was quite some time ago, about three weeks give or take."
There was a pregnant pause, the disbelief tangible in the air. Mentally, the Trainer asked, <...he's not lying, is he?>
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"Oh no, it makes perfect sense," Jonah groaned. "Just fucking perfect. Fucking great. Fuck this shit, I swear to fuckin-" The rest of his tirade was muffled by the Zoroark's paw.
"What's so hard to believe?" Doc Hemlock asked, complete with an instinctive head tilt he had even before the whole turned-into-a-Pokémon thing.
In reply, Michio simply removed one of the Trainer's Pokéballs and released his Sandslash. The doctor glanced over, and had to do a double-take as his expression became a look of utter horror. "What happened!?"
"We've been fighting in a war for three years," the Dark-type intoned, watching as the dragon swiftly unpacked nigh every single medical supply he had. "When Arceus took all the good humans and Pokémon away, you can imagine what happened to the world left behind. All the Teams - Rocket, Cipher, Plasma, and Galactic - united and took over basically everything."
"Wh-what about Creatures Incorporated?" The field surgeon asked, his tone skeptical as well as slightly distracted.
"Dead within the first six months." What you might not understand is that the ancestral home to all of the Legendaries is Japan. It was there that the Pokémon first settled and then spread from. Japan is only a small island nation, however, part of a much larger planet home to humans, Pokémon, and the animals that fell under neither category. The further away from Japan you got, the less frequent Pokémon were, until you got to somewhere like Madagascar which was inhabited entirely by these lemurs that liked to move it, move it. Or at least, that was the theory, as no one had actually been there and returned to tell such a tale.
Creatures Inc. was a global corporation that acted as the background framework for all the Pokémon world's governments, like a privatized version of the United Nations. The people at the UN made the rules, and Creatures Inc. disseminated those rules to the masses in addition to the policies concerning Pokémon. Naturally, the main bases of Creatures Inc. were also in Japan. "When all of the Teams united," Michio continued, "it was there that the attacks were focused on first. With all of the good humans and Pokémon suddenly gone, it didn't take long at all for all of the infrastructure to get wrapped up in the iron GRiP of the conglomerate of 'bad guys' left behind."
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"B-but Holon is just a myth!" The Dragonite retorted, almost dropping his scalpel. Not that he did, though, and luckily enough the motion didn't hurt the Sandslash any.
"It's not," Jonah muttered. "I was there. Called there because, being one of the only good humans left behind that qualified for Champion status, I was the only one capable of being named a commander. I got control over the entirety of the remnants of both the Hoenn and Sinnoh leagues due to my twin sets of badges... which equated to only a couple hundred people." And a couple hundred thousand Pokémon, by the time Jonah had left Holon for Spear Pillar.
At this point, Doc Hemlock had to stop, his eyes wide and his gaze distant at the implications. He knew, deep down, that there was no way any of them could make this up: it was too realistic, made too much sense, and was too detailed to be a hoax nevermind the fact it was being told by three completely different people acting in concert. "H-how...?"
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"I would've been consumed by guilt a long time ago, and almost had been, until Sanic told me something." The human took a few deep breaths, looking over to the konked-out Ground-type with a weak but fond smile. "Arceus created Mew, and Mew created the humans. Since the humans were the ones who eventually imprisoned Arceus, technically Arceus imprisoned himself. When I freed him and he took all the good humans away, I thought, 'Holy shit, what a selfish bastard.' Technically, he also freed himself, for am I not a human?"
Michio smirked. "And then Sanic called Arceus a glorified Hitler, and we all burst out laughing because none of us could find a way to disprove him. We tried, but the laughter just got worse; it wasn't happy laughter, but any laughter helps, y'know?"
Doc Hemlock sighed, getting back to work on patching up the Ground-type as best he could. Which, as it happens, was very well - he was already looking so much better. "I believe you, it's just... could three years of war really happen in the course of three weeks?"
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"..." The human opened his mouth, then closed it, heaving a massive sigh. "We don't belong here."
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"We belong back at home, fighting for a better tomorrow... if there even is a tomorrow. If we're here, what does that mean for... for the rest of the resistance? How much time-" As stressed as he was, it didn't take much to get Jonah coughing again. Like last time, it was due to something welling up in the throat, and like last time, it took deep coughs that heavily strained the diaphragm and resulted in a stitch in his side. Only this time, the human found a tissue being held up to his mouth, and it came away bloody. "...that's not good."
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"...hyperspace implies travel," Michio muttered. "And since we're here and not dead..."
*Ring latched on to the connection between this world and our home, sucking us through the same trail Arceus forged in order to get here,* came a fourth voice.
"Corignis!" Jonah cried, before immediately sinking into another coughing fit, this one even worse.
The human was beginning to look rather pale, and at this point the Dragonite had to go back to him, expression clearly worried. The doctor traded places with Ring, who went to the downed Sandslash and got to work with her Heal Pulse, as he had succeeded in clearing away enough of the damaged tissue to allow the psychic-type freedom in her repair methods. "Given humans still aren't as sturdy as Pokémon, it's no surprise you got hurt in the transfer, provided that's what happened. It's certainly likely. Given that cough, you probably have some internal bleeding; I didn't want to disrobe you without your permission, since your Gardevoir said you'd be waking up soon, and I can only imagine what would happen if you did so while a dragon was taking your clothes off."
*He'd probably pop a stiffy,* the Blaziken joked. *I know I would.*
At the Doctor's expression, both Corignis and Michio burst out laughing. Jonah would have too, if he wasn't being accused of homosexuality again. The worst part about that was Ring was also smiling.
The real issue here was the fact that Corignis was probably right, and what made it even more awful was the fact the human had been struggling with the revelation he had happened upon almost a year ago: while his team was his family and he deeply cared for them, he was especially close to his starter. Quite often, the only way the either of them could sleep during the war was to occupy the same sleeping bag, clutching to each other in order to ride out the night terrors in the company of someone who cared.
The human loved his family, but he loved his starter more.
With no one around to enforce the anti-Poképhilia laws during the war, and given the general anarchy that was 'crime everywhere, survival of the fittest, all the prisons have already been burned to the ground,' no one really cared anyway - the social stigmas were still there, and that was it. Several of the friends Jonah had in the Resistance were in very open relationships with their comrades, and given Holon was never meant to house an entire organization, a lot of those relationships were... ahem, very 'loud.' By that same notion, Jonah was also familiar with a whole lot of people who reformed by seeing the error of their ways.
A lot of those people were then completely crushed by the loss of those loved ones in the fighting. Those people, too, were quite loud: in their grief, in their sorrow, in their rage, both on and off the battlefield.
Logically, the Acting Champion would already be in a relationship with at least one member of his Team. It's just that Jonah was raised by a blatant anti-Poképhile, and everyone he knew growing up either agreed or kept focused on other issues, such as homosexuality and how it was a sin. Combine both and take away all the excuses keeping him from the male Starter he loved, and....
"Healing first, questions and laughing at my expense later. I am not gonna drown in my own blood," Jonah muttered, succeeding in getting the doctor to progress with carefully stripping the human of his clothes.
Of course, Ring sighed at that thought. "
"And the rest of the Team?" Oh no, that came out in more of a wheeze.
*I'm fine,* Corignis said. *A little over-cooked, but you know that sort of thing doesn't bother me. Fritz is off foraging for berries because Arceus brought those here too, Azumarill is standing guard with Hemlock's team, and Luster's still in his ball. We already had the kind Doc look at him once he introduced himself and Ring gave him the okay; all he said was that we seriously need a hospital. Apparently his burns got through to the skin, and if we tried treating him out here he'd doubtlessly get an infection, even with the berries everywhere.*
"Goodness. What happened here?" Said doctor asked. The human had to flinch away at the feeling of the Dragonite's claws touching the quartet of scars running across his left side.
"The Skarmory happened," Michio replied. "If it weren't for some extremely generous psychic-types, Jonah would've lost a kidney, and given the lifestyle everyone was being forced into it's likely he wouldn't be here today."
The Dragonite's eyes narrowed. "And why would you still have that Skarmory with you if that was the case?"
"Why do you still have that Hydregion of yours?" Michio countered. The sheer animosity in the 'rark's tone was enough to shut everyone right up, making it clear that no one wanted to go down that line of accusation any time soon. In the mind of the Team, the Skarmory was steadfast and loyal, even to a fault; he was as much a part of their family as the human was, especially because that human was willing to kill in order to keep them safe. Just as they would do for him. And considering Luster's current state, brought on by his fight against literally all of the forces in the sky at the time - which he won no less - none of them could really be assed to deal with the circumstances involving the ethics of his capture.
"Point taken," the doctor eventually mumbled.
It was in this lull of silence, broken only by the sounds of the doctor trying to save the unusually calm human, that Michio's ear perked and his expression hardened. He gestured quietly to Ring, who blinked and then nodded, before the 'rark lifted his arms high in the air. To the group, nothing happened, though the Dragonite did flinch.
Before he could question what that was, Ring answered via a more localized version of her telepathic speech. "
At the doctor's questioning gaze, he opened his mouth just to find it held shut by a zoroark's paw. "No talking," Michio's other paw tapped a claw his own forehead, then circled around the four of them before pointing to Ring. "We're in a mental network made by Ring so we can be quiet." Then he pulled both paws away from the dragonite, so one mime speaking while his claw returned to the forehead. "Think what you want to say instead." Of course Michio could only mouth out the words rather than think them himself, because he was a Dark-type.
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"<We all went down guns blazing,>" Ring firmly retorted. "
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The response was a mental image, one that could only hold its cohesion for a moment before the doctor clutched his head and managed to shut it out. It was a still frame of the battle from Luster's aerial perspective: the flash of Jonah's pistol going off, the line of the bullet tracing its way into the skull of a Shadow Haxorus about to slice its axe into Corignis' back. The depression signifying the absence of Spear Pillar brought with it a sense of dread, even in the memory - it was a noticeable background feeling, one that didn't manage to get muted in favor of the horror that was Pokémon fighting and dying, blood spraying from wounds and limbs being crippled. In Fritz' case, a lot of it was in its gaseous state, evaporating due to the intense heat of his electricity being thrown around. Sanic was hell on wheels, flying through the air at completely unsafe speeds and slicing and stabbing whenever he could. Which was constantly. And near him, Azumarill was busy launching glittering jets of water, combining her types into moves that arced through the air in distinctly unnatural yet very beautiful ways. If you could call drowning and exploding due to overpressure beautiful.
As this was after Michio had his arm broken and hastily re-set, his side of the battlefield made the rest look peaceful by comparison. The problem lied in the alien knowledge calling the 'rark's head home: Michio's line of work spoke of a very disturbing amount of brutality, one that meant Ring was extremely hesitant to use Miracle eye in the Zoroark's vicinity. Wherever the 'rark went, death followed - while Sanic used his claws efficiently, Michio let himself sink into the most violent mindset you could imagine. Every strike was meant to kill in the most painful way possible, and every counter was meant to cause the most damage instead - this was often in the visible sense, and as a result the few who died from his initial Night Daze could be considered the lucky ones. In several cases, Michio had conjured a Shadow Ball with a Dark Pulse contained within, and detonated the result inside his opponents stomachs; this completely disintegrated everything within the orb's area of influence, leaving the natural results to realistically follow behind.
Simply put, no Doctor would be able to heal that.
That didn't stop many of the corrupted 'mon from getting right back up and continuing to fight regardless, of course. The sheer depths to which Cipher went to in order to get the most out of their army...
"..." Doc Hemlock swallowed, suddenly feeling too clammy to work. "<I've seen so much in my time as a field surgeon, but that... three years... what was Arceus thinking?>"
"" Jonah replied with a physical sigh of bone-deep weariness. ""
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"I hear something up ahead," Aile muttered. "Be on your guard."
"I hear something to our right," one of the guards murmured.
"Shut up, Jenkins," several of the nearby guards retorted in annoyed tones.
"No, seriously!" Said Guard was, actually, picking up on the faint noises of a Dragonite doing medical work. "We should-"
"Stick to the formation, Sargeant!" Aile hissed in a no-nonsense tone.
Leeroy Jenkins sighed. You'd think that just because his parents gave him this name, and because he had a Cutie Mark that apparently meant he was good at charging in as loudly as possible, other people would be mature and not take his name at face value. Everyone always assumed he was disposable, until he somehow ended up the only pony in his squad with a level head. Despite his butter bars, or maybe because of them, he was still unable to convince anyone that he was, in fact, a Second Lieutenant because of that survivability. Not that anyone really cared.
So the Second Lieutenant silently rose the middle portion of his hoof - the sharp, armored point, meant to cut those he punched - to the Lieutenant Commander and stood stock still. They wanted him to shut up? Oh he would alright. And he'd happily investigate what he knew to be something of importance - those noises were too orderly, too concise, and too ringed by silence to be part of the randomness that was their environment.
The Everfree Forest, or rather its southern portions. Were plants grew, clouds moved, and animals cared for themselves... all on their own! Ooooh, so scary. Of course, Sgt. Jenkins was in the same school of thought as one Element of Kindness: 'animals' wouldn't be a term put in use anymore, simply by virtue of the fact the Pokémon were so genetically superior in every way to the native species. And that they took offence to being called animals. Not that it stopped the nobles from making sure that such 'filthy animals' stayed out of much of the Royal Guard's military ranks, anyway. They were an all-pony unit for that reason.
"Hydregion!" Came the roar from ahead, followed by a Flash Cannon that Aile easily blocked with his shield.
"Holy shit!"
"ATTAAAAAAACK!!"
Battle ensued. Of course, all of these loud noises completely masked the sounds of one of their own being taken out.
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"So, what should we do with him?"
Jonah hmmmed in thought. "What did he say his name was?"
"Sgt. Jenkins."
The human, leaning on his Gardevoir but clearly willing and able to move, raised an eyebrow. "As in Leeroy Jenkins?"
The bound and gagged guard hesitantly nodded, and the human broke out into a wide grin.
This could only end well.
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