The Insane Asylum

I WAS IN MY FAVORITE PLACE, THE TUB. I HAD A BUNNY. IT WAS DEAD (TOTALLY NOT FROM ME!). EVERYTHING WAS DEAD IN THE TUB (TEE HEE!). I HAD  ONE PONY LEFT, GALLENT RAGE. SHE IS SMARTER THEN ME AND THE CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL GUARD, NOW THAT SHINING AMOUR IS MARRIED, BUT THAT'S OKAY*twitch* *twitch*.  SHE SAW ME WITH THE ANIMALS AND WHO KNOWS WHAT ELSE AND EXCLAIMED"GET OUT OF THAT TUB!" I GOT OUT, SMILING. "STOP KILLING THINGS IN THERE!" SHE YELLED, APPALLED. I SAID NOTHING. THE SMILE WAS GONE. I GRABBED HER AND DROWNED HER, TOO, BECAUSE NOBODY TELLS ME WHAT DO.  I SMILED AGAIN. I KILL. I'M "NOT RIGHT", AS SHE CALLED ME. I TRIED  TO CLEAN UP THE MESS I MADE OF BODIES (MY LEAST FAVORITE PART OF KILLING). OF COURSE I GOT DISTRACTED BY EVERYTHING!  I HAVE A.D.D, SO I HAVE AN AWFUL ATTENTION SPA- ... A BUNNY! SORRY ABOUT THAT... (*AHEM* *COUGH* NOT SORRY *COUGH*) . ANY WAYS, I FOUND A PLASTIC BAG, AND TOOK THE TWO BUNNIES THAT I KILL-  A COP! 'I SHOULD PROBABLY CLEAN UP NOW' I THOUGHT. I STILL HAD TO CLEAN UP GALLENT, TOO, AND I WAS ALREADY BEING LOOKED AT BY THE NOW GROUP OF COPS. "HELLO! i'M NOT KILLING ANYPONY OVER HERE!' I SAID CALMLY. OR AS CALMLY AS I COULD SPEAK. I TWITCHED. THEY GAVE ME A LOOK, AND SAID, SOMETHING I COULDN'T HEAR. GREAT *GIGGLE* THEY'RE COMING FOR ME! I HAD ABOUT FIVE MINUTES TO CLEAN UP THIS MESS AND TO FLY AWAY! I KNEW I COULDN'T DO IT. EVEN THE PEGASUS OF DEATH COULDN'T KILL AND CLEAN UP THAT FAST. 'I'M BUCKED! TOTALLY BUCKED!' I THOUGHT TO MYSELF AGAIN. I HAD TO LEAVE, NOW. "BYE BYE COPS." I SAID QUIETLY TO MYSELF. I DECIDED HIDING IN THE BASEMENT WOULDN'T WORK, SO I LEFT ALTOGETHER. I LOVE A CHASE, ESPECIALLY WHEN I CAN KILL WITHOUT ANYONE SEEING ME. EVERY PONY HAS CALLED ME CRAZY, AND THEY'RE PROBABLY RIGHT. I KILL. I COULDN'T PACK, NOT NOW. I JUST FLEW. I'VE NEVER BEEN GOOD AT FLYING. FIRST, I GOT KICKED OUT OF FLIGHT SCHOOL FOR ALMOST KILLING HALF OF THE CLASS WITH KNIVES, AND MY SUDDEN TWITCHING MADE IT VERY HARD TO FLY.