The Rapening

by Heyhoopa

Rating: mature
Tags: Romance, Mystery, Comedy, Adventure
Length: 288

Detailed events of the "Event" That Stirred All The Other Bronies IRL Around Me.

There Is None. You Get Raped. By Who? I'll Tell You In A Minuette.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-11-20 02:09:45 UTC

It's All Chill, Bro.

You wake up. Eat Breakfast, Say Bye To Your Loving Wife And Are Currently Preparing To Go And Explore the Everfree Forest. When You finally get lost, you prepare to just give up. But! You See Cherilee Eating Some Pumpkin Pie On A Tree Stump Petting A Ursa-Major. You Say, "Cherilee! What Are You Doing?" She Said "Because I'm Better Than You, At Least." You Start Yelling. The Ursa Major Hears You, Gets Pissed, And Kills You. You Fucked Up. Cherilee Les out A Quick Curse Under Her Breath As She Races To Her House For The Luna Hotline.  Once Again, You Are Revived By Luna Again. Also, You Are One OF Her Closest Friends. She Revives You Once You Die Of Unnatural Terms. But Once You Die For The 100000th Time, She Said She Would Stare You In The Eyes As Nightmare Moon, And Instantly Burst Into Tears And Say Her Goodbyes And Pray To Faust. Bur You Never Died. You Became A Temporary Alicorn. Nice. And You Stayed That Way For Years. 20, To Be Exact. And That's When Twilight Became An Alicorn. You Hated That. You Swore To Yourself That You Would Hint Her Down And Seduce Her So You Two Would Get Married, Mave An Alicorn Child {Maybe, I Don't Know How Fillies Work. And I'm Not Going To Try.}, Get Yor Powers Back, And After All That, Bring Back King Sombra. Okay, Storytime! Way Back When{Sombra Was Alive},  You And Him Made A Deal That IfHe Ever Happened To, You Know, Die,You Willl Bring Back. And About 50-Something Years Later, You Revived Him. You Fucked Up. Again. This Is Why Sombra Was Gone. He Fucks Over Random People.  For No Reason.