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NAME: Twilight Sparkle
INFO: Twilight Sparkle does love them books. So much that others tend to call her a bookworm. She lived in Canterlot before Celestia sent her to Ponyville to check on the Summer Sun Celebration festivities. After saving Luna from her evil half. Nightmare Moon, she decided to stay.
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Twilight Sparkle
Twilight opened her eyes and let out a yell of fear and shock. She was seeing things. Weird things. Everywhere she looked, this circle in the center of her vision kept following her. The faster she moved, the bigger the circle got. She finally stopped and the circle shrunk back down.
"WHAT'S GOING ON?!"
"Ah, you're awake."
"WHO'S THAT?!" screamed Twilight.
"Welcome to New Equestria. Go ahead and look around your surroundings."
[Gameplay Tip] Move the Right Stick
"AHH!! Where'd these words come from?" she shouted.
She quickly shook her head to get rid of them. The text soon faded.
"Very good. Now try moving."
[Gameplay Tip] Move the Left Stick
"GO AWAY!!" yelled Twilight, running in circles.
She began running around wildly and then suddenly froze in place. She couldn't move. She looked in front of her and noticed she was about to hit a tree.
"Note that you are about to hit a tree..."
"YA THINK?!" yelled Twilight.
"In most cases, when an event like this occurs, time will slow so you can dodge the obstacle."
"HOW?!"
"A button will appear on the screen. Press that button as fast as possible to succeed."
"Huh? What?" asked Twilight, confused beyond all possible belief.
"Press X now!"
"PRESS WHAT?!"
Time resumed and she smacked into the tree. She then collapsed to the ground.
"FAILURE."
"I hate you." said Twilight, still lying on the grass. "I hate you so much."
"Now when you get knocked down, you will slowly get up. If you want to get back up faster, rapidly press the X button."
"Buck you." said Twilight, slowly getting back up.
Just then a mini map appeared in the top-right corner of Twilight's vision.
"AHH!!" screamed Twilight in shock.
"You see that mini map?"
"YES! What gave it away?! My YELL OF SHOCK?!"
"This shows you where you are in the world of New Equestria."
Just then text appeared on the left side of Twilight's vision.
[Objective] Find a weapon
"The buck is this?!"
"This is your current objective. It tells you what you need to do next and the mini map shows you where it is. Now go find a weapon."
"What?" asked Twilight shocked. She looked at the map and began walking through the field, looking all around her. "What kind of magic is this?"
She kept walking until she neared a yellow dot on the mini map. She looked around and spotted a knife sticking out of the ground. She walked over to it and picked it up.
[Weapon Acquired] Knife
"Son of a b--"
"Congratulations! you got the knife! The most useless weapon in the game but congratulations! now press the R2 Button to attack."
[Gameplay Tip] Press R2 to Attack
"The hay is an 'R2 Button?" She swung the knife in front of her. "I don't need the R2 button."
"Congratulations! You swung a knife. Now go find a real weapon, you noob."
"Huh?" asked Twilight. "Noob?" She let out a sigh. "I swear to Celestia... if Spike screwed up another magic spell--"
"Hurry up. Time's a-wastin'."
"I'm going!" yelled Twilight. "Jeez!"
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NAME: Pinkamena Diane PieO.C. CREATOR: Sergeant Sprinkles
INFO: After snapping when she thought her friends didn't like her anymore, Pinkie Pie turned to a life of violence. She captured others and either baked them into sweets or turned them into coats. The trauma also caused her to spout off some bad puns... but that could be Pinkie Pie speaking.
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[PINKAMENA - C] Chapter 1
Pinkamena Diane Pie {"Cupcakes" Version}
Pinkamena woke up in a field of grass. She stood up and looked around.
"Aww... What happened to my basement?"
"Ah, you're awake."
"Huh? Who said that?" asked Pinkamena, looking around.
"Welcome to New Equestria. Go ahead and look around your surroundings."
"Already did." said Pinkamena. "Now, tell me how to get back to my basement."
"... Don't give me attitude."
"Uhh... What did you say?" asked Pinkamena. "Do you know who I am? I'm a killer, fool!"
"Irrelevant. You see... I cannot be touched."
"Say what?"
"I'm just a voice. All you can do is yell at me."
Pinkamena let out a sigh. "This is going to get annoying real fast."
"Now try moving."
[Gameplay Tip] Move the Left Stick
Pinkamena eyes the text.
"Do you honestly think I don't know how to move on my own."
"I didn't make the rules. I'm just programmed to follow them."
Pinkamena got up. "You want me to move? Fine." She began walking in circles. "You happy? Am I making you happy?"
"Very good. Now let's move on."
"Let's just get this over with." Just then a mini map appeared in the top-right corner. "Oh." said Pinkamena, unimpressed. "Wow."
"You see that mini map?"
"No. I'm blind."
"Sarcasm will not help you move on."
"Perhaps not... but it makes me feel good."
"The more you ignore the rules and objectives, the longer it'll take for you to get back."
Pinkamena let out a sigh. "Fine. What do I do?"
"This shows you where you are in the world of New Equestria."
Just then text appeared on the left side of Pinkamena's vision.
[Objective] Find a weapon
"Find a weapon, huh?" asked Pinkamena. "Now we're gettin' somewhere."
"I'm not sure if I should be glad or frightened by that."
"Just tell me what to do."
"Fine. At least you aren't resisting anymore."
"Hey... If there's weapons involved..."
"... Right. Okay, then. Move to the spot located on your radar to find your first weapon."
"Okie-dokie-lokie." said Pinkamena with a grin.
She began making her way to the designated location.
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NAME: Pinkie Pie
INFO: Pinkie Pie is a care-free, party-throwing, fun-loving mare who loves to have... well... fun. She enjoys parties, fun and games, and singing at extremely random times. She may seem annoying but every pony has learned to tolerate and love her personality.
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Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie awoke and jumped to her hooves. She let out a long gasp as she looked around her environment.
"Wwwwooooooooooooooowww." she said, seeing a white circle in the center of her vision.
"Ah.you're awake."
"Huh?" asked Pinkie. "A voice? From nowhere?"
"Not nowhere. Everywhere."
"What does that mean?"
"I... am everywhere."
"Are... are you a god?"
"Um... I--"
Pinkie let out a long gasp. "Are you related to Celestia?"
"No. I--"
"Luna?"
"No..."
Another gasp and then narrowed eyes. "Discord?"
"What? No!"
"Hmm... Are you--"
"Let me finish!"
Pinkie sat down with a sad expression. "You yelled at me."
"Wha... No! I'm... s-s-sorry."
Pinkie jumped back up. "ACCEPTED!"
Sighs. "Can we please begin?"
"Begin what?" Another long gasp. "A game? I LOVE games!"
"Wait a min--"
"Is it Tag?"
"Wha--"
"Pin The Tail On The Pony?"
"No, it's--"
"Eating contest? Tell me it's an eating contest! WILL THERE BE CAKE?!"
"STOP! I..."
Pinkie's sad expression returned.
Lets out an annoyed sigh. "Don't cry again. I'm sorry... again."
"Okie-dokie-lokie!" yelled Pinkie cheerfully.
"God, help me." whispered the voice.
"So, what we doing?"
"Learning the rules of the game... I mean adventure."
"AH-HA! I knew it was a game!"
"Not the kind you're thinking of."
"Then what kind of game is it?"
"A video game."
"A video game?"
"Yes. Now first things first... look around"
[Gameplay Tip] Move the Right Stick
"Whoa. Text... Hold a second..."
Sighs. "What is it now?"
"It says to move the right stick."
"Yeah? And?"
Pinkie pulled out a PS3 controller and began moving the stick around.
"Wh... Where'd you get that?"
"Huh?" asked Pinkie.
"That controller. Where'd you get it?"
Pinkie stopped moving the stick and eyed the controller.
"I dunno. But it doesn't seem to be working." she said, shaking the controller. "So, ya know what I'm gonna do with it?"
Sighs again. "What?"
"I'm gonna take it..." she began, raising the controller. "and throw it on the ground!" she finished, throwing the controller downwards.
It hit the grass softly.
"Were you trying to break it?"
"Well, uh..."
"Because you didn't... It's still there.
Pinkie began stomping on it. It eventually broke. "There."
"How fun. Can we move on?"
"Okie-dokie-lo--"
"Anyways... move around.
[Gameplay Tip] Move the Left Stick
"More text..."
"Yes, Pinkie. More text."
She let out yet another gasp. "You know my name?"
"Y-yes. I know... everything."
"Everything, huh? How far is Ponyville from Manehattan?"
"Um..."
"How fast can Rainbow Dash fly?"
"I don't see how any of this--"
"What's my favorite color?"
"... Pink."
"What? No. Red. Why would you think pink?"
"I think... I'm getting... a migraine."
"Really?"
"Let's just continue, please."
"Well, okay. 'Cause you said please."
"Let's just skip to the mini map"
Just then a mini map appeared in the top-right corner of Pinkie's vision.
"Coooooooooool. A map."
"Yes, Pinkie. A map. It shows you where you're meant to go next."
Just then text appeared on the left side of Pinkie's vision.
[Objective] Find a weapon
"Text!"
"This is your current objective. It tells you what you need to do next and the mini map shows you where it is. Now go find a weapon."
"A weapon?" asked Pinkie. "I don't need a weapon."
"And why is that?"
"Because I never leave home without my party CANNON!" she said, pulling out her party cannon.
"NOW, WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?! THE CONTROLLER IS ONE THING BUT THAT?!"
"How should I know?" asked Pinkie.
"F-fine. Use the party cannon. See if I care."
"Yay!"
"Now please follow your map to the location marked."
"Yes, sir." said Pinkie saluting.
She then began pushing her party cannon in the direction of the objective marker.
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NAME: Thunder StormO.C. CREATOR: Pinkamena666 (me)
INFO: Thunder Storm lives in the corrupted city of Ponytropolis. Sex, drugs, and violence are an everyday occurrence for him. He is great with guns and very dangerous. Just be glad he's on the good side.
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NAME: Queen Chrysalis
INFO: Chrysalis is the queen of the Changelings. She feeds off the love that one pony has for another and becomes stronger. She had a goal to crash a wedding in Canterlot by taking the form of the bride. This didn't go so well and she was cast away. Now, she wakes up in New Equestria.
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NAME: Pinkamena Diane PieO.C. CREATOR: Pinkamena666 (me)
INFO: After snapping when she thought her friends didn't like her anymore, Pinkie Pie turned to a life of violence. She captured others and either baked them into sweets or turned them into coats. After winding up in Fillydelphia, she developed a taste for flesh. Her skills and techniques in capturing and killing also increased.
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[PINKAMENA - P] Chapter 1
Pinkamena Diane Pie {"Pinkamena Series" Version}
Pinkamena opened her eyes slowly.
"Did I drug myself?" she muttered.
She slowly got to her hooves and looked around. She was in some sort of field.
"What the buck happened to me?" she muttered.
"Ah, you're awake."
"Great. Now I'm hearing voices, too."
"You're not hearing voices"
"Huh?" asked Pinkamena. "I'm not?"
"Oh, no. You're very much awake and very sober."
"No no no no no no no no." said Pinkamena quickly. "You don't hear voices when you're sober."
"That may be. But I assure you... you are fine."
"Whatevs. Where am I?"
"You are in New Equestria."
"New Equestria?" asked Pinkamena. "You talkin' crazy."
"Whatever. Believe me. Don't believe me. I could care less. Just look around your environment."
[Gameplay Tip] Move the Right Stick
"Uhh..." said Pinkamena quickly, getting shocked by the appearing text in the top of her vision.
"Don't worry about that. Just look around."
"Whatever." said Pinkamena with a sigh. She looked around. "This is a very nice... um... field. Can I go now?"
"Nope. Sorry. Now try moving around."
[Gameplay Tip] Move the Left Stick
"Oh, cool." said Pinkamena sarcastically. "More text." She began moving about. "This is tantamount to slavery."
"You're one to talk, Pinkamena."
"What I do is different."
"You mean worse."
"How is what I do worse?"
"Let's see... kidnap, torture, and rape."
"Is that it?" asked Pinkamena. "I must find more stuff to do."
"More stuff? You gouged a pony's eyes out in front of her best friend and watched her squirm about before slitting her throat."
"Oh, yeah." said Pinkamena. She let out a little giggle. "Good times."
"Let's just move on."
Just then a mini map appeared in the top-right corner of Pinkamena's vision.
"Cool. A map." she hesitated. "And a useless one at that."
"This shows you where you are and where you're meant to go."
"Is that right?" asked Pinkamena, trying to figure out the map.
"It's very right."
Just then text appeared on the left side of her vision.
[Objective] Find a weapon
"A weapon?" asked Pinkamena, smiling. "It's about time."
"I think you may like this weapon more than the others."
"Then off I go!" yelled Pinkamena, running towards the spot on her map.
She kept running and running until she finally arrived at the weapon. She went over to it and picked it up.
"A knife?" asked Pinkamena, a tear coming to her eye. "My baby."
"O... kay..."
"So... who do I have to kill?" asked Pinkamena.
"No killing yet. First press R2 to attack."
"R2? Why do I need to press anything? Watch this."
She began violently stabbing the air.
"Very nice. Now... are you sure you're all set with a knife? Nothing else you want?"
"As long as it's sharp."
"Then I guess we can skip the next objective altogether."
"Fine by me."
[Objective] Go See Xilas
"Xilas, huh?" asked Pinkamena.
"Yes. He will give you your first mission."
"How many are there?" asked Pinkamena, staring at the knife.
"Three."
"Awwww. Only three?"
"There'll be plenty of ponies for you to kill. Don't worry."
"Well, in that case... let's get a move on."
She began making her way to the location marked on her map.
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NAME: Luna
INFO: Luna was corrupted a thousand years and became Nightmare Moon. After her return, she held Celestia, her sister, captive. Twilight Sparkle, having read the legends, gets together with her new friends and they head through the Everfree to acquire the Elements. Once they have them, they used their power to turn Nightmare Moon back into Princess Luna. She then went to Ponyville during the Nightmare Night Festival. Once Twilight figured out why they're afraid, Luna played along. Now she is feared no more.
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Princess Luna
Luna awoke and stood up.
"Wh... What is this?" she asked aloud.
She saw a white circle in the center of her vision.
"Ah, you're awake
"Huh?" asked Luna. "Who is there?"
"Welcome to New Equestria. Go ahead and look around your surroundings."
[Gameplay Tip] Move the Right Stick
Luna let a out a small gasp as the text appeared near the top of her vision. She looked all around to see if the text would go away. It didn't.
"What purpose do these serve?" she asked.
"Very good. Now try moving."
[Gameplay Tip] Move the Left Stick
"Left stick?" asked Luna. "What is that?"
The text remained.
"Go ahead. Try moving around"
"Who does thou think-est you are? Ordering a princess about?"
"Move."
'You move...whoever you are."
"F-fine. Don't move. Just stay there."
"Stay? Now thou wants me to stay?" She took a step forward. "Ha! I do what I want."
Just then a mini map appeared in the top-right corner of her vision.
"Huh? Now what?"
"You see that mini map?"
"Is that what that is? Hmm... 'Tis unusual."
"This shows you where you are in the world of New Equestria."
Just then text appeared on the left side of Luna's vision.
[Objective] Find a weapon
"Find a weapon? Can't I just use my magic?"
"No. You haven't learned that yet."
"Not yet learned it? I have mastered it. What does thou mean 'not yet learned'?"
The text shows your current objective. It tells you what you need to do next and the mini map shows you where it is. Now go find a weapon."
"Must I?" asked Luna.
"If you ever want to move on."
"Excuse me? Did thou just threaten me?"
"Just go."
"Thy tone is most unpleasant. I shall not move 'till thou apologizes."
"Apolog... Fine. Fine. I'm sorry."
"Much better." Luna said, eyeing her mini-map. "Let's see..."
She then begins heading to the spot marked on the mini-map.
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Welcome to the main menu. Please choose one of the available characters by using the Directional Buttons and then press "X".
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---SHOW CHARACTERS---
-Mane 6 + Spike-TWILIGHT SPARKLE PINKIE PIE
-CMC-
-Other Foals-
-Side Characters-
-Background/Other Characters-
-Royalty-LUNA CHRYSALIS
-Wonderbolts-
---ORIGINAL CHARACTERS---
-"Pinkamena Series"-PINKAMENA DIANE PIE [MATURE]
The X Seriesx ver. x ver. x ver. x ver. x ver.
-"Kyra"-
-"The Mare Who Knew Too Much"-THUNDER STORM [MATURE]
-"Magic Trix"-
-"Luna's Night Out"-
-"Derpalicious"-
-"Starlight"-
-"Vampony Series"-huntress version
-"Vampony Adventures #1: Raven's Dark Deeds"-
-"Pinkamena and The Two Love Birds"-
-"Double Trouble"-
-Others-PINKAMENA DIANE PIE {"CUPCAKES" VER.}
Twilight Sparkle
Twilight kept walking until she arrived at a cottage. Though it wasn't Fluttershy's cottage. She cautiously approached it and peered in the window. No pony in sight. She circled around to the side and stood in front of the door. She raised her hoof but then time slowed again.
"Aw, crap." she said in annoyance.
"Looks like you're trying to open a door."
"Really?" asked Twilight sarcastically. "I had no idea."
"When approaching doors, an icon will appear. Press the action button to perform the depicted action.
Twilight saw an icon appear in front of the door.
"And the action button is?"
[Gameplay Tip] Press X to Perform Actions
"Of course." said Twilight smugly. "The X button."
Time resumed and Twilight knocked. When there was no answer, she opened the door and entered. The place was a mess. Looked as though a little bomb went off.
"Anypony here?" she asked, half hoping someone would answer and half hoping someone would not.
"No one did. She entered further and walked around. It was dark. She then saw something sparkling on the floor.
"Very good. You found a sparkle! That usually means an item you can pick-up."
"Why?"
"No one knows! That's just how games work."
"I see." said Twilight, going to the object and picked it up.
[Item Acquired] Pistol
"A pistol?" asked Twilight. "Wait... doesn't that mean..."
"Congratualtions!"
"Yep." said Twilight, narrowing her eyes. "There it is."
"You've acquired the pistol! Now you can shoot things!"
"Is that so"
[Objective] Shoot Something
"Shoot something?" asked Twilight. "Alright." Time slowed again. "OH, COME ON!"
"To aim, you must press and hold the L2 Button!"
[Gameplay Tip] Press And Hold the L2 Button to Aim
"L2? What is with all these BUTTONS?!" yelled Twilight, raising the pistol and aiming. "Happy?!"
"Very. And well done. Now to fire... press the--"
"Let me guess." interrupted Twilight. "R2 Button?"
"Let me finish. Well done. Now to fire--"
"Press the R2 Button?"
"I SAID LET ME FINISH! Well done. Now to fire... press the..."
"R2 Button." whispered Twilight.
"R2 Button."
Twilight rolled her eyes and sighed in annoyance.
[Gameplay Tip] Press R2 to Fire
"Thank you, completely useless text. So helpful."
She aimed and fire, shooting out a window.
"Very good. Now you're ready for your first mission."
Twilight gulped. "Celestia, help me."
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Thunder Storm
Thunder quickly opened his eyes and jumped up to his hooves.
"The fuck am I?"
"Ah, you're awake."
"WHAT?!" exclaimed Thunder. "WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?"
"Welcome to New Equestria. Go ahead and look around your surroundings."
[Gameplay Tip] Move the Right Stick
"Right stick? The hell is that?"
"Don't worry about it."
"But I want to worry about it, whoever you are! Know your enemy as you know yourself."
"I'm not your enemy."
"Oh, really?" asked Thunder, feeling his body. "Hey! Where's my gun?"
"You have to earn your weapon."
"Motherfucker!" yelled thunder. "GIVE ME MY GUN!"
"Follow your objectives and you shall receive your gun."
Thunder let out an annoyed sigh. "Fine. What do I have to do? Look around?"
"Yes... Too difficult?"
"Fuck you."
Thunder looked around his environment a second time. He'd been scanning the area ever since he woke up. Something he taught himself to do to survive.
"Happy?"
"Yes. Yes, I am. Now move around."
[Gameplay Tip] Move the Left Stick
"Yay." said Thunder sarcastically. "More stupid text. how nice."
"Just move around."
"Fine." said Thunder. He began pacing back and forth. "Like this?"
"Now to the sides."
"Goddammit." muttered Thunder, sidestepping to the left and right. "I feel like I'm dancing."
"You sure do look like you are."
"You shut your fucking mouth!" Thunder snapped.
"Now let's get into the mini-map."
"Map? Finally something to use as a reference to where I am." The mini-map appeared in the top-right corner of his vision. "The shit? How the hell am I supposed to use this?! IT'S NOT EVEN DETAILED!"
"Too bad. Get used to it."
Just then text appeared on the left side of Thunder's vision.
[Objective] Find a weapon
"Oh, fuck. More te... Wait a second... Weapon? FINALLY!"
"I thought you'd enjoy that. Now go to the location marked on your map to get your first weapon."
"I'm on it!" yelled Thunder, taking off.
He continued running until her saw something sticking out of the ground. He walked over to it and picked it up.
[Weapon Acquired] Knife
"A knife, huh?" asked Thunder. "I guess I can use this for now."
[Gameplay Tip] Press R2 to Attack
"R2 button? The fuck you talkin' 'bout? R2 button."
"Umm..."
"Screw the R2 button. I'll do it myself!"
Thunder began slashing the air in front of him like a PRO.
"Very nice. Now go get your pistol."
"My pistol? AW, YEAH!!"
Thunder took off towards the next location marked on his map.
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Queen Chrysalis
Chrysalis began to regain consciousness. She rubbed her head and let out a groan. She then blinked a couple times to shake away any feeling of grogginess and/or blurriness before standing up. She looked around and, for some reason, wherever she looked was a circle in the center of her vision.
"Where am I?" she asked aloud.
"Ah.you're awake."
"Who's there?" she asked. "I demand you show yourself immediately!"
"Welcome to New Equestria. Go ahead and look around your surroundings."
[Gameplay Tip] Move the Right Stick
"What?!" she exclaimed as test appeared. "What's this?"
"Can't you read?"
"Well, of course I can read! I am a queen, after all!"
"Then what does it say?"
"Gameplay tip." read Chrysalis. "Move the right stick."
"Exactly."
"And what is this right stick you're referring to?"
"Don't worry about it."
"Oh, I will worry about it. As Queen of the Changelings it is my job to know everypony and everything."
"And do you?"
"I KNOW ENOUGH!" snapped Chrysalis.
"Could you please just look around?"
"Fine. But only because I want to."
"Fine with me."
Chrysalis looked around her environment. "Is that good enough for you?"
"Why, yes it is. Now move around so th--"
"Excuse me." interrupted Chrysalis. "Did you just order me to do something?"
"No, I--"
"You do not order a queen about! The queen orders you !" she yelled, pointing at the sky.
"If you want to get back to your kingdom, queeny, move around."
Chrysalis began walking around. "Just wait 'till I get out of here. I'll find you and make you pay."
"Good luck."
"I don't need luck. I have an army. We will take you down. There won't be any place you can hide. There won't be any where you can run to. We will find you and--"
"Yawn."
"What?" asked Chrysalis, shocked. "Did you just--" A mini-map appeared in the top-right corner of her vision. "Ah!"
"That is the mini-map. It shows your location as well as where to go next. Now follow it and retrieve whatever's there."
"Retrieve it?" asked Chrysalis. "I'm not a dog. You can't just expect me to--"
"Do you want to go home to your kingdom?"
Chrysalis let out an annoyed sigh. "Fine."
She began making her way to the location marked on her map.
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