Author's Note

At last here we are! We've come a long way, but the explosive finale is finally upon us! Haha, get it? Explosive? Oh I do slay myself. Well, let's not waste our time with pointless words and speeches and instead dive right into the thick of it. Take your seat this final time, and enjoy!

Twilight Finally Ruins Everything

At this point Twilight was having a very rough day. She had spent most of her time either flying somewhere to watch her friends be violated, or stumbling upon her friends being violated, or even just being violated herself that she was quite ready for this day to just be over. And in that regard she hoped she would have Fluttershy's help. And although she had been in high hopes as she initially set off for the shy pony's cottage, she found her optimism being slowly replaced with a less hopeful realism. She went through all her stories about Fluttershy and none of them were pleasant. Fluttershy was a shy and submissive pony in most cases. And yet Twilight figured she would be the exact opposite in bed for whatever reason. Luckily Twilight had never written any stories about Fluttershy and herself so she knew she was safe, but if anypony who was featured in one of her tales showed up, they would be in for a very rough time. Still, out of all her friends Fluttershy was without a doubt the most secluded, so the chances of her being effected were very low. So low in fact that Twilight was absolutely positive there was no way in any capacity that Fluttershy could be in any sort of trouble. Absolutely. Positive. And yet, as Twilight got closer to the cottage she was greeted with an eyeful of Bulk Biceps. The muscular pony was currently writhing on the ground, bound in tight leather strips and fitted with a blindfold and ball gag, all while a maniacally laughing Fluttershy stood over him, a painful looking whip at the ready. Twilight sighed aloud and whispered to herself.
"The Book of Extreme Shipping, Chapter 92: Fluttershy Brings the Pain"
She wasn't even surprised at this point. it seemed that everything that could go wrong today would. Dear Celestia how much longer would this continue to happen? Wait. Celestia. Princess Celestia of course! She was the one person who could fix this mess! Twilight knew that for sure because she kept all her juicy Celestia fics in a separate special journal! There was no way she could be caught up in all this! So for the final time, Twilight changed course and headed to some place she hoped would have the solution to all of her problems.

Twilight burst through the doors to the throne room of Canterlot Castle. And there, sitting in her throne, was Princess Celestia. Prim and perfect in every way, just like Twilight had hoped. Celestia turned to look at Twilight and smiled.
"Ah, Twilight. I was just thinking about you. What brings you here today?"
The Princesses usual overflowing kindness and warmth almost brought Twilight to tears considering what she had done. Taking a deep breath Twilight explained the entire situation to Celestia, from the beginning to where she stood now. Twilight prepared herself for the wrath of the Princess, surely she was furious at what Twilight had done. Yet, to Twilight's amazement all Celestia did was nod in understanding.
"Well Twilight, that would certainly explain some things."
"It would?"
"Yes of course, I thought everyone was acting unusual today."
Princess Celestia gestured to a corner of the room that Twilight hadn't paid any attention to until now. And now that she was, it was difficult to pull her attention away. Because of course anypony who happened to be looking at Princess Luna personally getting to know twelve of her closest guards at the same time would find it hard to look away. After watching Luna get drilled harder than a coal mine for a good twenty minutes, Twilight managed to focus enough to ask if Celestia knew any way to help stop this. Celestia thought for a moment before coming to a solution.
"Actually, I remember Starswirl the Bearded had a peculiar spell that might be perfect for correcting this situation. All we need to do is-"
Once again the Palace doors burst open, and an odd creature casually trotted into the room. Celestia was taken aback at the sudden intrusion.
"Who...and what, is that?"
The new arrival stood dramatically in the centre of the room for a moment before speaking.
"My name, dear Princess...is Ohsee. Ohsee Dewnaught-Steel. And I...am a very Sexual Deer."
Twilight was horrified. Not because an extremely awesome character of her creation had just appeared in reality, or because of the casual and smooth way Ohsee was seducing Celestia, or because of the way Celestia practically threw herself from her throne to attach her face to Ohsee's genitals, but because of what this particular story was. "The Book of Celestia Shipping, Chapter 45: Ohsee Claims the Throne." This wasn't a story Twilight had written in the book she hit with the spell. The book this story was in wasn't even in the same room as the spell at any point. Somehow, the spell was reaching out to all of Twilight's ship fics. This was the worst possible outcome. Twilight's mind was exploding with the consequences of this and how it would impact everyone she knew. Her life was over.

Meanwhile, Celestia was busy figuring out how many licks it took to get the the centre of a deer penis. It looked like it would be taking a while however, as the more she went at it, the larger it seemed to get. Not that Celestia was complaining, however. Really it was quite the opposite. She was enjoying every second of this. If Celestia had know there were sexy deer out in the world and that they were this well equipped, she would have sought them out a log time ago. The super cool way Ohsee was reclined back with his front hooves crossed behind his head was driving Celestia insane. Truly this was the epitome of the coolest character in all of Equestria. And Celestia felt privileged to service his tender venison for as long as necessary. However, it seemed Ohsee was growing bored of having Celestia's face in his crotch, and instead moved her so her face was in the floor, and her rear end in the, well you get the idea. Positioning himself at Celestia's posterior he gripped her sun endowed hips and thrust his ham rod deep into her flesh purse with a mighty cry. Celestia's eyes rolled up in her head as her face went completely red. Pumping mightily Ohsee showed no signs of slowing let alone stopping. Truly his awe inspiring endurance knew no bounds. Over the next couple of hours Ohsee took Celestia in every way imaginable. Sometimes she was on the bottom, sometimes she was on top, other times she was sideways or upside-down, occasionally they were on the throne, and once they were even hanging off a chandelier. It was crazy.

Back with Twilight, she had finally managed to get her self loathing under control enough for her to try and take action. She needed to get the information about that spell from Celestia, so she ran to where Celestia was currently on her back being taken in a way much like Big Mac had taken Twilight.
"Princess Celestia! I know you can't stop until the story finishes but I need you to tell me that spell so I can stop all of this and help you!"
"Ahhbuuuullaappffff"
"Princess I really need you to concentrate right now!"
"Wheeeeeeahahahahah"
As Twilight was trying to reason with Celestia, Ohsee finally reached his end. With a hearty laugh he pulled out of Celestia and coated the Princess and Twilight like a creamy fire hose. Twilight blinked. She needed to stop this from happening to her. However, while Twilight was trying to wipe her face with a curtain, she heard the Princess mumble something.
"heheh...heh...Starswirl..."
It hit Twilight harder than Ohsee's bodily fluids had, and she sprinted towards the palace library.

Twilight knew exactly what she was looking for, and as she ran through the hallways she happened to pass Celestia's room and glance inside. She stopped dead in her tracks, as she found something even better than what she was looking for. Propped up on a large stand was an even larger book. The biggest Twilight had ever seen. It must have had hundreds of thousands of pages to it. The book Twilight was running to the library to get was "A Brief History of Starswirl the Bearded". And yet, the massive book in front of Twilight was "The Complete History of Starswirl the Bearded, and Everything Related." This was far better than anything Twilight could have hoped. Twilight readied herself and began her spell. If it was this spell that got her into this, it was this spell that was going to get her out. If she used it on this book, she would without a doubt summon Starswirl into existence, and he would be able to tell her what Celestia was trying to. Her horn glowed brightly. This was her last chance.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
The spell shot off and hit the book so hard it knocked the cover loose. Twilight was ecstatic as she waited with anticipation. And yet, minutes passed with nothing happening. Twilight had lost all faith when Celestia walked into the room and looked at Twilight curiously. Twilight turned to face her.
"Why? Why didn't it work? I did everything right! The book should be coming true right now! Why isn't it working!?"
Celestia stood silent for a moment, watching Twilight. Eventually, she spoke.
"Dear Twilight, whatever are you doing in my room? It's almost as if you want me to punish you! Oh well, I suppose it can't be helped. You know what to do."
Twilight was flabbergasted. She had no idea what was going on, she hadn't written this! Suddenly there was a loud thump behind her as the cover of the large book fell to the ground. Twilight turned to see a new cover. Hidden behind the last one. "Princess Celestia's Book of Extreme Sexy Shipping, Vol. 1 of 200". Twilight's eyes widened as she realized what she had done. She looked back towards Princess Celestia only to see her glorious sun butt slowly closing in on her face. Twilight screamed in terror.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-MMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

The End.