What a wonderfully fucked up life
A new life filled with excitement
Load Full StoryNext ChapterAh well where do I start with this story. I guess at the beginning the very first step into my story. Well prepare to be amazed or not it’s up to you.
It was a bright summer day a day of beauty a day of life. This was the last day of school and the day before my eighteenth birthday. All except for me I had just finished school when something incredible unpredictable happened as I was rushing to my car. I found a penny with the head side up and then I got hit by a school bus. That my friends is the end of my story…not. After I had been hit it was like everything froze in a split second as I was sent flying away from the bus. Then something popped in front of me with words reading.
“You have been chosen for the power lottery due to your untimely demise.”
In my mind i was thinking well how do i start this thing when it responded.
“You will tap these three white screens.” As the letters popped up three screens also did.
“They will then randomly select three powers for you to use on you journey. Within this journey you may do what you wish weather it be peaceful or full of action. Kindness or cruelty.”
I tapped the three screens and three types of powers emerged from the white ness. They were listed “Missile generation, gas manipulation, and technological constructs.”
“Well these are quite interesting powers.”
“As a gift your benefactor has allowed you to decide between there regions of where you are going to spawn. Desert, forest, or ocean shore.”
“I choose ocean shore.”
“Prepare for transport and may the odds be ever in your favor.”
After those words I blacked out. Only to awaken seconds later to find myself upon a deserted beach.
"Well this is going to be a new change."
Suddenly from behind me I heard a gunshot ring out. "BANG!"
The ground in front of me exploded into a shower of sand.
"Oh shit!"
I quickly ran behind the closest rock and shouted.
"Hey whoever you are I am an alive and sentient being and I would very much not like to be killed."
"Oi da name's Spot On and I'm the best shot in all of these here islands."
Ok so I'm on an island.
"Well why are you trying to kill me?"
"Cause you scared away ma prey. The rare white dodo bird one of the last of it's kind they say."
"BANG!"
More exploding sand. What was one of my powers I could use on this guy? Damn it brain why are you so slow.
"If it's rare isn't it illegal to hunt it?"
"Yea but da princesses don't have no power here just me, my prey, and you. Except now it's just me and my prey which is now you."
Come on brain. Ah ha! Missile generation.
"Hey just a question what type of gun you got there?"
"Your gonna die soon any way so might as well tell ya. It's the best musket on the market only takes two minutes to reload and better accuracy."
"Wow! Lot of fire power you got there."
So lets see a small explosion missile about five foot in diameter explosion. Now after his next shot he gets a missile to the face.
"I also got my trusty flintlock pistol this things saved my life more than once."
Shit he has two guns.
"BANG!"
Well it's now or never. I quickly jumped out of my hiding place stretching my arm out and imagining a large missile above it just the way I planned it. To my surprise it actually worked. The creature shooting at me appeared to be a large black and red bipedal bird lion creature dressed in camouflage jacket and pants. We both then said almost the exact same thing.
"What the fuck."
"What the buck."
The creature pulled out it's pistol and I shot my missile just as I felt the pain of a bullet go through my right leg. Lucky for me I didn't black out or else I wouldn't be able to see the light show. As the missile drew closer to the hybrid even from my distance I could see it's fear.A few milliseconds later.
"KABOOM!"
The hybrid exploded not even leaving any blood it was completely disintegrated. After the amazing light show I was left with just one thing the pain of a hole in my leg. Now what was that one other power to do with nanites repairing body parts oh ye technological constructs. Well let's get to it then. It had been about thirty minutes of me bleeding out when I figured out how to make a few replicating nanites to repair my leg. Unfortunately I didn't know how long it would take but was surprised when it only took about ten painless minutes.
"Wow that was fast. So now that i have control over these few nanites let's see how I can do with a few more."
I quickly made a cloud of about three thousand nanites. This is easier than I thought it would be. Now what can I do with them. Oh I know. I slowly inserted them into my body telling them to strengthen my muscles and bones. So far that I would be super human able to lift anything around the weight of three tons. With my body repaired and ready to go I decided that it would be a good idea to find or build shelter. I doubted the nanites could build a house and I didn't want to build a suit of armor until I mastered the control of nanites. So I walked along the shore until I found a large clearing with a tent and a fire.
"This must have been Spot On's camp site."
Luckily it seemed that he was alone. The site consisted of a tent, a burnt out campfire, a large log that it seemed he had sat upon, an extra musket, ammunition for the musket, and a packet of crackers.
"This musket will definitely come in handy until I figure out how to work my nanites and do small explosions rather than larger ones. As I looked into the sky I saw that it was getting close to night time so while there was still some light left I went and got some fire wood.
"Crap I don't have any thing to light it with."
Wait another one of my abilities is gas manipulation. If I create some flammable gas and use the sparker on the musket to light is on fire I can continuously fuel it and light my fire. That is exactly what I proceeded to do.
"I have made fire!"
Having made my fire I sat there until I felt tired looking at my watch I could see it was around nine thirty I decided to turn in for the night. To me it seemed that since the fire was already running low I would leave it going to scare off any predators. Taking the musket some ammunition and a knife I found under the log into the tent I slipped under the blankets within to get a somewhat good nights rest.
Author's Note
Constructive criticism would be awesome since this is my very first fanfic.
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