What a wonderfully fucked up life

by JJcrafter50

Malice

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(POV Malice)

“Now then what are your names.”

“I’m Princess Twilight Sparkle.”

“Ma name”s AppleJack.”

“Hello darling I’m Rarity.”

“My name’s Rainbow Dash the fastest flier in Equestria.” Prideful much.

“Hiya my names Pinkie Pie and if you come with us we can have a party with cake and balloons and streamers and all of the party things.”

“Interesting now it is clear you are all the same species but what about sub-species.”

“Well I’m an alicorn, Pinkie and AppleJack are earth ponies, Rainbow and Fluttershy are pegasi, and Rarity is a unicorn.”

“This is different from what I’m used to but what advantages do each of you have for your different types.”

“Well alicorns posses all three traits of the sub-species. Unicorns can manipulate magic, pegasi can manipulate clouds, and earth ponies are ten times stronger than normal ponies and have a magical tether to the earth.”

“Thats a good explanation. Ah here we are my campsite.”

(POV Twilight)

What I saw before me didn’t look at all like a campsite just a large ten by ten by ten metal box with a door on the front. Still Malice quickly spoke up.

“Home sweet home.”

“Where is your home.”

“Well straight through that door of course.”

“Oh.”

“Here I’ll show you.”

Malice quickly crawled into the small door. Shouting back at us he said.

“Come on in everything is fine.” So I crawled into his small home with my friends right behind me.

“Wow.”

Inside was totally different than outside. A soft light came from a small structure in the corner, There was a bed that appeared to be around four feet wide six feet long with blankets that looked like they had seen better days on it. There was a door leading into a six by three room which I could only assume to be a bathroom of sorts. A hearth and a couch in front of the hearth.

“How did you do this.”

“Through the power of nanites.”

“What?”

“Microscopic self replicating robots capable of transforming into anything smaller than fifteen feet.”

“Oh my goodness. You must tell me how to make them.”

“With your tech level i’d be surprised if you could build a computer.”

“I have built a computer and it has quite a lot of storage on it.”

“How much?”

“One megabyte.”

“Hahahahahaha. Oh God tell me your joking.”

“Why would I joke about something so complicated.”

“Computers where I come from can store multiple terabytes.”

“What is a terabyte?’

“One thousand megabytes equals a gigabyte. One thousand gigabytes equals a terabyte.”

“You are lying AppleJack come here help me tell if he is lying.”

“Sugarcube he ain’t lying he’s tellin the truth.”

“What…How…Why…Ughh.”

“Hahahaha. Oh well Twilight eventually your kind will reach it’s level of this tech.”

This is so frustrating. Wait why did the princesses send us here again.
“Malice have you seen any white dodos.”

“Yes I saw a manticore eating one also I saw a hunter by the name of Spot On hunting them.”

“A hunter but it’s illegal to hunt them.”

“He said something about the princesses having no power here. Then he shot at me for scaring his prey.”

“Wow. Spot On was here.” Rainbow said.

“Yes do you know him.”

“He is the biggest hunter on terra.”

“Terra is the name of this planet correct.”

“Yeah but if he died my entire world would come crashing down and i’d have to go back to Daring Do.”

“Ok hey you should go checkout that lava lamp over there with Pinkie.”

“Oh ok that sounds awesome.” As rainbow left Malice leaned over and whispered to me.

“I may have accidentally killed Spot On.”

“You what!”

“Quiet down it was his own fault he attacked me first.”

“Why?”

“Because I scared off his prey a white dodo.”

“So you fought back after he shot at you.”

“Yes.”

“How?”

“I can create and launch missiles.”

“Missiles?”

“Large flying explosive tubes.”

“So he is gone.”

“Yep.”

“Forever.”

“Yep.”

“Well we probably shouldn’t tell her.”

“Shouldn’t tell me what.”

“Alright you got me I have to tell you.”

“Malice what are you doing.”

“I was just talking to Twilight about how magic works in a thumatic dynamo. It’s a very interesting conversation if you want to join us.”

“No way that’s nerd stuff.”

“Good job you got her to take the bait and she didn’t figure out you killed Spot On.”

“WHAT!” Rainbow quickly flew over and tackled Malice.

“Rainbow stop.”

“Don’t you see Twilight he just brought us here to kill us.”

“No Rainbow he didn’t. Spot On shot at him first for scaring away a white dodo he was trying to kill.”

“Still he is a killer. We have to take him to Celestia to be punished.”

“Twi that is the law. Even though ah don wana do it we have ta.”

“Wait what. I’m being punished for defending myself.”

“Did you try to talk it out.”

“Yes but he tried to kill me.”

“Still darling allow Twilight to put some magic handcuffs on you.”

“No way. Never.”

(POV Malice)

What the hell is this place I almost died then I get punished for surviving.

“I am not going with you. Now get out of my house!”

I was furious that they would threaten me in my own home.

“Ahm might sorry bout this but it has ta be done.”

I was wondering what she was talking about till I was hit in the head and everything went black. My only thoughts were of what the hell was happening.

(POV Twilight)

“So girls what are we going to do with him once Celestia punishes him?”

“We can find a way to purify him without the elements.”

“Yes we could. Before finding the elements Celestia and Luna used to banish all sorts of evil spirits.”

“That sounds like a swell idea darling.”

“Fluttershy what do you think.”

“Well…um…I think he shouldn’t be punished. I mean he was just defending himself.”

“What do you me Flutters the guy is a killer he needs to be locked up forever.”

“Rainbow let’s not get ahead of ourselves darling. I mean he could have been mind controlled.”

“Yeah but still if the Princess doesn’t put him away I will.”

“That sounds really dark Rainbow. Are you ok.”

“Sorry I guess some of the pressure at the weather factory is getting to me we have a lot of storms and clear days lined up."

“We understand it can be hard working so long.”

“Yeah.”

“Twilight I think you should see this.”

“See what Pinkie?”

“It looks like he’s waking up from his nap.”

“What that shouldn't be possible. He should have been asleep till we got him to the dungeons.”

“Well he’s awake now. Maybe you should go check on him.”

“Ok I will.”

(POV Malice)

Every thing was dark not it’s night time dark I mean dark as in void dark.

“Well you already fucked up.”

“What who's there.”

“Well you haven't met me yet but I’m your benefactor as my messages called me.”

“Oh thats neat I guess.”

“You guess?”

“Well I can’t really see you so I don’t know who you are.”

“Well lets just say that I'm someone who's seen just about everything in the multiverse so I wanted to see something new.”

“So what should I call you.”

“We are in the void so you can call me that.”

“So your name is Void.”

“For the time being yes it is.”

“Well then Void what happened.”

“Those equines thought you were a threat so the knocked you out and tied you to a rail inside of a empty train car.”

“Wow and they did that after I saved their friend.”

“Yeah their species is against any and all kinds of violence. So if you punched some one you could be looking at five to six years in prison.”

“Wow really.”

“Yeah.”

“So now for killing I’m basically on death row.”

“Well they banned the put to death punishments at most you'll get four to five life times in there.”

“But I’ll die in one.”

“Trust me they have ways that’s why you have to escape.”

“Ok I will escape.”

“Oh one more thing. I gave your nannies some new abilities that would have taken you years to figure out.”

“Thanks I guess.”

“Oh don’t worry you’ll like them. Well this is where I say goodbye If you ever need any advice or help just call my name when your in a dream.”

“Ok bye.” And just like that I began to wake up. I was in a train just like Void had said I was.

“Well shit. How am I going to get out now.”

My left arm was tied to a small rail.

“Idiots this thing is only about half an inch thick and not only that but it’s rusted over.”

I began to pull and bang on it trying to at least get it to bend. It bent easily just like I thought. Once I’m out we’ll see what those ponies have to say.

(POV Twilight)

I was at the porthole that allowed us to see into the next car and there he was just like Pinkie said. He was most definitely awake and had already bent the bar he was attached to that bar was made on hardened titanium how could he do this.

“Oh my Celestia.” Seconds after my words he was able to crack it in half and pull the rope from it. Once free he immediately locked eyes with me raising his right arm and forming what he called a missile.

“Oh buck.”

“Twilight is everything alright down there.” Rainbow dash said as she walked towards me.

I quickly looked back only to see that he had launched his weapon straight at us.
“Rainbow! Get down now.”

“Huh?”

“KABOOM!”

(POV Malice)

Wow that was much bigger than I thought it would be. Looking at the aftermath I first heard screaming awful screaming, second I saw a writhing form on the ground, and third I noticed it was Rainbow Dash and she was on fire.

“Holy shit.”

“Ahhhhhhhhh” She screamed once again.

“RAINBOW!” I heard twilight yell as she ran over to try and help her friend. In my mind I couldn’t decide if she deserved this or not but as they slowly moved away and I slowly stopped moving. I had decided that the stupid bitch had it coming for breaking my arms. Well look out Terra Malice is here and he's ready.


Author's Note

I love constructive criticism

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