What happend to me

I wake up with the sun glaring in my eyes. I try to go back to sleep turning over to sink my head into my pillow,that when i feel that my pillow is not there under my head but rather grass. I get up in a panic and try to figure out where i am but all i see are trees around a small clearing that i'm in .Okay so I have no idea on how to survive so im fucked no matter what way i go. Sooooo that way. I start heading in a direction that looked like it had the least amount of trees in the way. I dont get too far before i start hearing noises and start to look around my surroundings to find the source.

"CRACK!!!"

I keep walking.

"CRACK!!!!!"

I turn around and am immediately regret not just running. Before me i see a Tiger like animal that had wing.

"Well shit."

I turn around and i start running towards the direction i was heading before. After a while i wanted to stop running but i still heard that thing running after me so i keep going, my legs  feel like they are on fire i see another clearing  that i'm close to i turn my head to see if it was still there and my foot caught a root or something and I fell hitting my head and i start to black out, my last thing i see is a another person step in front of the thing.

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I wake up in a bed that was a lot more comfortable than the last time woke up

"Twilight its awake!!!!"

"Be there in a second Spike make sure it stays in the bed."

I jolt up after hearing the voices and find myself staring a little lizard like animal.  Refusing to believe that it was one of the voices let alone if he was real i just put my head back on the pillow.

"Fuck me this all better be in my head."

"Alright Spike you can go help Rarity with what she needed."

"are you sure Twi?"

"yes spike I don't think it will hurt me in its state"

"I'm right here you know"

I say still looking at the roof instead of the voices.

"It speaks equestrian,good that will make this much easier."

The voice sounded like when a child finds a new toy and finds out that it sound like a t.v show character.

"What do you mean "it" were both............."

I stop mid-sentence and look at the source of the voice and notice that while the thing I'll refer to as twilight looked like and odd combination of a horse and a human. It had two legs that ended in a hoof that led to a n upper body that was all too similar to that of a humans, and that led to human like arms that ended in a hand with three fingers.

" Please excuse me for what im about to yell at you."

"What are you going to.................

"What the hell are you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!????????"

I cut her off before she can finish. After im done she begins to talk again although with some frustration in her voice for obvious reasons.

"I'm a pony, a unicorn to be exact. anything else to ask before i leave since its late and i'm tired?"

" What time is it ?"

" around 11 pm."

"oh alright then i guess im done then."

Before she leaves she tells me where the bathroom is and to come downstairs when i wake up.  After she leaves i begin to grow more tired and fall asleep with one thought. "Well that went better than i thought it woulds."