It's not all my fault

by Madness Phantom

Rating: teen
Tags: Human
Length: 1193

A human is telling what happened, and why Equestria is in chaos

A human in a cell, sharing it with a vine, tells why he's in a cell in the first place

This is my first book. So, feedback and what to change are appreciated

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-11-22 02:10:02 UTC

Ch 1 Great, just great

Great, just great, I’m stuck in a messed up place, I’m in a cell for something I didn’t do, and worse than that, I was a freakin test subject for a crazy purple unicorn with wings. I might be getting ahead of myself, and get some things straight. My name is Taylor, and I’m in a cell for an accident, two things I tried to prevent, 29 in the hospital, a burned up tree, millions of spiky vines all over, one is even in my cell right now, and millions living creatures can’t sleep due to it being day all the time. Let’s get to the story.

I was walking home from work, and decided to take a shortcut through this old building,  since it was late and all. As I was walking in, it was somehow getting dark. I pulled out a lighter, no I don’t smoke, and flicked it on. I saw a long tunnel, which is weird, since it was a building that abandoned before it was finished, so it should have holes. As I was walking, I looked at the walls, they were rocky, like they were mined or a natural cave. I checked my phone, no signal, no wifi. When I looked up, I saw something weird, I saw the moon above the trees and rocky, taller than me, underneath the trees. I said, “What the hell. how am I in a small crevasse, I was just in a building.”

Then I notice a glow coming from behind. I turned around to see a weird looking tree. It had weird looking glass pieces in it. three of them looked like butterflies, three looked like some sort of gems, three looked like balloons, three looked like apples, one looked like a storm cloud, and one looked like a star. I walked closer, and held the lighter close to the center of the tree. Then I heard someone scream, more like a yelp. I quickly turned to see the weirdest thing, a yellow pegasus with a pink mane and tail was standing there. The pegasus said, “Oh, sorry, I didn’t know you were going to be the reason why the map called me here.” I was so surprised, by the fact that a pegasus was talking, that I dropped my lighter. Then the pegasus got this worried face, I think it was a worried, then the pegasus ran. I was confused, that I didn’t noticed a glow behind me.

When I noticed the glow, I turned around and said, as I mentally kicked my but for forgeting, “Shit.” The tree was on fire. I picked up my lighter and ran the way the pegasus ran, that’s when I noticed the stairs.

I ran through a forest until I found a strange looking town. unicorns, pegasi, and horses were walking around. All of them were talking to each other. Then they all stopped and looked at me, then one of them yelled, “FIRE.” I turned around and saw that there was smoke

I turned around to see a lavender unicorn with purple mane and tail with a pink streak. Then I noticed the wings. the winged unicorn said, “Who and what are you? How did you get here?”

I stammered, “I-I-I don’t know how I got here. And what the hell are you?” Then I was standing in the bathroom, not knowing how I got there. I quickly ran to the toilet and puked up my guts. Then I heard hooves hitting the ground. I walked out of the bathroom, still holding my stomach, standing at the doorway was the lavender unicorn with wings. I said, as I wiped my mouth, “What the hell did you do to me.”

The unicorn said, “I just teleported you into my castle. I’m the ponies call an alicorn. My name is  Twilight Sparkle. Now, answer my questions, who and what are you?”

I said, “My name is Taylor, and I’m a human” I gripped my mouth and ran back into the bathroom, and puked up my guts again.

Twilight came up behind me placed a hoof on my shoulder, and said, “It’s normal for the first time teleporting. After you are done vomiting, I will let  you ask the questions on your mind.”

I nodded and, after I was done, followed her to a library. When we sat down I said, “Where am I?”

Twilight said, “You’re in Equestria. Did you have anything to do with the fire, at the tree of Harmony.”

I said, while reaching into my coat and pulling out my lighter and fidgeting with it, “If it’s that white tree with the glass on it, then yeah. What is so important about the tree.”

Twilight levitated my lighter out of my hands and looked at it, then said, “It holds the power to keep chaos at bay. Don’t worry, The pegasi will be able to put it out.”

I said, as I grabbed my lighter back, “Give me back my lighter. How are pegasi supposed to be able to put out a fire, they don’t have hands, and I haven’t seen any buckets.”

Twilight said, “Pegasi are able to move clouds and control weather. I think the other princesses.”

I threw my hand up in the air and said, as I stood up, “Pegasi able to move cloud and control weather. Wait, did you say other princesses, you’re a princess?

Twilight looked at me, and said, “I forgot to mention that. Yes, I’m a princess.”

I sighed and said, “That’s it, I’m out of here. Now there is a unicorn with wings that is Princess. Tell me you know a spell that will be able to send me back home, since you’re a princess after all.”

Twilight said, “I wish I knew, but I don’t think even the other princesses know. I’m sorry, but you are stuck here.”

I said, as I stormed out, “Screw you, I’m going to find a way home, even if I have to walk into that burned tree, and good luck putting out a gas fire with water.” I walked around the castle. Then I saw a dragon walk out of a room, I was mad at the moment, that I pushed the dragon back into the room, and said, “Move it, I don’t have time for another mythical, or non-existent animal.” When I found the door and stormed out. The smoke grew more since the last time I saw it. I didn’t care. I wanted to get out of this messed up world. I was hoping the tree held my way back.

As I was walking, I heard pegasi yelling, more water, it’s not working, and what are we going to do. I saw some of these Spiky vines growing out of the ground. When I got to the tree, I realized that I couldn’t get any closer to the tree. the fire was about a few feet in radius. I decided to find a cave to hide out in, to wait for the fire to die out and to stay away from Twilight and that weird town.