General Knoxx's end

by Senou Natsuru

First published November 25th, 2015 20:20

After being soundly defeated by Roland for the third time as he tried to stop him from resetting the INAC, General Knoxx is ONCE AGAIN denied the sweet release of death. Sent to equestria, he grows tired of fighting and simply asks to die.

Chapters

Chapter 1: Meeting the Locals.
Chapter 2: Celestia can't, but somepony else can.
Prologue: I'm Dead. Wait, no I'm not. DAMMIT!

Chapter 1: Meeting the Locals.
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Chapter 1: Meeting the Locals.

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Chapter 2: Celestia can't, but somepony else can.
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Chapter 2: Celestia can't, but somepony else can.

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Prologue: I'm Dead. Wait, no I'm not. DAMMIT!
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General Knoxx's end

Prologue: I'm Dead. Wait, no I'm not. DAMMIT!

Several bullets clanged against the exterior of my custom Devastator, one finally punching through as Roland pulled out a Jakobs weapon.

"They say your entire life flashes before your eyes as you die. Ah, its a load of shit. No, wait. There it goes." Roland said nothing, instead electing to throw a slightly mocking, yet mostly serious salute my way. He used to be in the Crimson Lance, long ago. I guess despite hating me, he still respected me. A few minutes later, as I heard him running along a bridge shooting at something, I finally bled out, setting me free from this shit-hole of a planet.

I'd expected that to be the end, I knew Roland would stop whatever kept bringing me back, as I was a serious threat.

Guess the universe hates me.

My eyes snapped open, unexpectedly, considering my heart should have been gone. Looking up, the sky was a much more cheerful blue than the dry, dreary excuse of a sky on Pandora. It was almost enough to make me forget that I wanted to just stay dead. Not really wanting to believe I'd been cheated of the death I so longed for, I pinched myself. Sure enough, it hurt. "DAMMIT! What does a guy have to do to stay dead any more?!" Sighing, I sat up, noting the absence of my devastator, which really wasn't bad, I mean the thing was meant to make it so I wouldn't die. Looking around, I most CERTAINLY was not on Pandora any more. Pandora doesn't have cartoonishly bright forests, or wolves made of wood. Doing a double take at that, I pulled out my sidearm and put a round through the wooden wolf's head.

As it collapsed, I realized that this place was possibly as dangerous as Pandora. I also realized I just killed something that could have given me what I wanted. God damn soldier reflexes. I guess it's for the best though. If I could catch it before it killed me, it probably wouldn't get the job done. Standing up and turning around. I saw a little cottage at the edge of the forest. Who ever lives there must be brave. Stretching my back, I walked to the door of the house and knocked.