A Velvet Silver Lining V2

Spike stared at the bowl of gems in front of him and still felt lousy.

'Hi baby!' Celestia telepathically greeted.

'Hey mom.'

'Look, it seems I have made a teeny tiny mistake and it seems Twilight Velvet's ticket to the grand galloping gala is heading your way, could you give it to her please?'

'Why can't I use my fire to send it back to you?'

'I'm busy at the moment!'

'Fine.' he relented. Spike then got up, burped the ticket, put it in his pocket and walked to the train station. As he waited for the train...

"Hey there Spike." Heavy Heart greeted.

"Oh hey. You're that wandering stallion.

"You forgot my name already? It's Heavy Heart! I'm on a journey to..."

"Yak, Blah and Yadda! I remember your journey!"

"Yet you forgot my name."

"I'm sorry, but I just wasn't feeling it the day we met!"

"Still down?"

"Yeah, and now I gotta give my best friend's mom this ticket because it was sent to me by accident!"

"Doesn't sound troubling."

"Yeah, but I was forced to do this."

"Ha, hey who knows, maybe you'll win this lady's heart." Heavy Heart joked.

Meanwhile in Canterlot...

"Woo, I just felt a chill." muttered Velvet.

Twilight Velvet was about to close the window until..."Heads up!"

"Eek!"

A book flew out of the window and then hit a cyclist who then hit a clown juggling flaming chainsaws! The chainsaws then landed in the oil causing an explosion that blew away the crowd! One of the dead audience members then hit a changeling who was disguised as a guard's girlfriend whom be then arrested!

"What did you just throw out?"

"Oh sorry, I saw a bee, I panicked, and then grabbed the closest thing to kill it with!"

"Well watch it next time." she frowned. "Also Nighty Night, what did you just throw?"

"Just some weird photo album."

"Did you just say photo album?!"

"Yeah, it has us in weird looking positions."

"Night Light! That album had my best years in it!"

"Uh oh."

"Night Light, how could you?"

"Well...guess you could use this time to make new memories?"

Twilight Velvet looked away from her husband in sheer hate! 'Keep yourself calm. The knives in the kitchen are meant for food, not to stab into your husband's back.' she kept chanting in her head.

"Well...my boss said I had to go to a business trip...loveyoubye!" Then he ran out of the house, hitting Spike with the door!

"Ow." groaned Spike rubbing his forehead.

"Night Light, you get back here and take a beating like a man!" Velvet shouted as she exited the house in her bathrobe and no clothes.

"Sorryhoneygottago!" Night Light got out before jumping up and running from her.

"Dammit! He'll get his when he comes back!"

"H-hi Velvet!"

"Spike?"

"Uh, did I come at a bad time?" he asked while rubbing his forehead.

"Don't worry Spike, we're just having a little problem, come in, we can talk about it.

Spike followed her and sat at the couch while she took a chair. "So Velvet? What seems to be the problem?"

"My hubby has been a jerk!"

"Really? When?"

"For the past year, he's been too dense, uncaring, and overall a different stallion than the one I married."

"That is harsh! How did he become such a bastard?"

"I know, after Twilight and Shining moved, he's been such a tumor!"

While Velvet fumed, Spike took notice of her current attire. "Uh...Velvet?"

"Yes?"

"Would you mind...you know?" Spike then pointed.

"Oh!" She then covered her body with her robe. 'Wait, is he getting a boner?'

"I'll stay here while you get dressed." Spike tried covering his arousal with his legs while turning away.

Twilight Velvet then got into something non lewd. A simple yellow shirt with blue jeans and walked back out to Spike.

"Okay, I'm back! So, where were we?"

"Well, you just told me how bad your love life's been...at least you have a love life unlike me."

"What do you mean? Did something happen?" she asked with care.

"My crush said no me." He said in a flat tone.

"Oh, I'm so sorry." she reached over and patted his shoulder.

"Thanks Velvet...I just wish I had another chance at a love life, but I never fell for anyone else!"

"You and me both."

"Well you have a better chance than me. You still look good. Me? Not many girls are jumping for a dragon."

"Why? You guys have a natural 6 pack!"

"Well what about you? You could make any guy drop for you without trying. Heck, you ever thought about modeling?"

"No-one would want an old body like mine!"

"Don't be ridiculous! You're so sexy and look so young, no one would believe you're in your mid 30's!"

"Oh stop. You're making me blush." Velvet smiled.

"No really! Before me and Twi moved, back when I lived in her Canterlot home I would jack off to you whenever I thought about you!"

"Excuse me?"

Spike then realized what he had said. "Uh...Anyways! Here's your ticket to the Gala! It got mixed up in the mail! See you later!" Spike handed her the ticket before rushing out the door.

Velvet watched as Spike ran with his tail between his legs, meanwhile Celestia was watching Velvet.

"Looks like your 2nd chances are coming sooner than you 2 think."