Fluttershy Swears!

by Dustin Lange

Rating: mature
Tags: Equestria Girls, Comedy, Horror, Slice of Life, Drama
Length: 1212

The Sirens, wanting revenge on the girls responsible for their defeat at the battle of the bands, devise a plan to get it.

The Sirens, wanting revenge on the girls responsible for their defeat at the battle of the bands, devise a plan to get it.

Written for a comision!

Rated mature for foul language and descriptions of people soiling themselves!

Contains: Scat! Don't like it, don't complain and move on!

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2016-02-07 05:31:56 UTC

The only chapter

     Ever since the friendship Games ended seven-and-a-half months ago, Sunset Shimmer, the real human Twilight Sparkle and the rest of the gang have been extra stressed; crazy mood swings and a sore body only added to the stress.

     At first they all thought that they had came across a particularly stubborn stomach flu, but as time wore on, they came to realise that all seven of them were pregnant! And to top it all off, they were all pregnant with triplets!

     How they came to be pregnant with triplets all at the same time was a complete mistery to them as well as to all of the doctors they saw... until they found out how far along they were; seven-and-a-half months.

     Somehow, the magical disturbance Twilight unleashed during the Friendship Games had caused them to be impregnated.

     To add to all the stress they had, today was the first day of the new school year. Not only for them, but for the Sirens as well.

     The Sirens, still bitter over their defeat at the hands of those pregnant pests, wanted revenge. Not something as simple as beating them at another Battle of the Bands. No, they wanted them to be absolutely humiliated publicly, in front of the entire student body!

     After a few downright silly ideas from Sonata, and one absolutely over-the-top crazy idea from Aria, Adagio thought of a brilliant plan. A dirty, stinky, awful plan.

     She was going to add a little something extra to their lunches.

     Thankfully Sunset and her friends all decided to bring their own lunches to school in order to get the proper nutritional requirements for their babies.

     During the class period just before lunch, the three Sirens all made one excuse or another to leave class. But of course, they weren't going to the bathroom, getting a drink, or whatever Sonata came up with to leave to room; they were really going around to the seven lunch box targets in the girl's lockers to add some fast acting laxatives to their food.

     Now all that's left for them to do is get a table close enough to hear what they are saying, but far enough away to stay out of the danger zone.

     "Thank God it's lunchtime; I'm starving!" Rainbow Dash said as she instantly started inhaling her food.

     Rarity looked at Rainbow with absolute disgust. "Rainbow, darling. Just because you are as hungry as an animal does not mean you need to eat like one."

     Rainbow stopped eating immediately, accidentally snorting like a pig in the processes. "I have three babies eating everything I eat inside of me. I'm going to eat however I want." she continued to eat—albeit at a much slower pace—while glaring at Rarity.

     Rarity started to eat her food as she always had since she became pregnant; speedily but without making a mess. Rainbows' glare only intensified.

     "Okay girls, that's enough. We are all hungry and pregnant, no need to add angry to that list." Sunset added, eating at a rather quick pace as well.

     "Besides..." Twilight started before taking a bite of her food, "Being angry or stressed isn't good for the babies. Stay happy and positive..." Then in a wisper she said. "At least that's what the dumb book said..." all motion at the table stopped, all eyes on Twilight.

     "Uhh... Twilight? Did you just call a book dumb?" Applejack asked.

     "Oh no..." Fluttershy whispered, but considering no one at the table was making a sound, they all heard her.

     "You alright there, Fluttershy?" Pinkie asked.

     "I... I have to go to the bathroom..." she said, holding her extremely large belly.

     "Well then, go. Or do you need some help?" Sunset asked, worrying about her shy friend.

     Fluttershy cringed a little as a sharp bolt of pain rocked her abdomen. "I don't think I can move without... um..." she trailed off at the end, her face turning a shade of pink just lighter than her hair.

     "Without what, Fluttershy?" Twilight prodded.

     "Without an... accident..." she squeaked out.

     "Oh shoot, honey. Let me help..." as Applejack sat up to help Fluttershy, something happened. Something stinky, and wet. She slowly sat back down, not wanting to feel what just happened in her now brown underwear.

     The rest of the girls were too stunned to do anything but sit there. The group of student's sitting behind Applejack were all to eager to move, though, not wanting to smell any longer. The Sirens were sitting behind the students that moved, looking at the seven girls with evil smirks on their faces.

     "I... uh..." Applejack was speechless, unable to process how something like that even happened.

     "Applejack, do you want me to go get principal Celestia? Or vice principal Luna?" Twilight asked.

     "Ugh... sure..." she answered, covering her face in shame.

     Twilight went to stand up, but stopped once she let lose one of the biggest, wettest, most diarrhea filled fart she had ever let lose. She stopped moving instantly, not wanting to increase the size of the puddle of diarrhea on the seat below her.

     By this time all of the other students, as well as the lunch ladies, had scrambled for the exit... all except for three people named Sonata, Aria, and Adagio.

     "So," Adagio began. "you seven seem to be in a bit of a pickle; you have to move at some point, but you cant move without having an... 'accident...'"

     All seven pairs of eyes shrank to the size of pin pricks, the seven girls all catching the extra emphasis on the last word.

     "Are you sayin' what I think your sayin'?" asked Applejack, a hint of anger in her voice.

     "Well, I'm not saying we didn't do it." she said with a small smile tugging at her lips.

     Applejack gave one look to the students standing by the lunch room door, and they were shut and locked in less than a second. When the echo ot the lock died off, all but Fluttershy stood, not caring what came out. Or how much, for that matter!

     They all let it rip! Not holding back a single drop of diarrhea or urin, it all leaked out, soaking their entire lower half.

     "Wha... what are you doing?" Aria asked, getting ready to run at a moments notice.

     "Well..." Sunset began.

     "We figured..." Twilight continued.

     "If you were the ones who caused this..." Applejack said as she turned to face the ones who caused this very, very big mess.

     "It would only be nice if we..." Rarity generously added.

     "Smeared our shit all over you!" Rainbow screamed as she threw her soiled thong right at Adagio's head. It smacked her right on her nose, slowly sliding off to reveal the most horrified look anyone has ever seen.

     "Oh God! Some of it got in my mouth!" she screamed, tears forming in her eyes from the unbearable stench.

     Fluttershy giggled, but instantly regretted doing so as she soiled herself as well. "Shit!"