The Human Shenanigans In Equestria

by Niksuilija

Rating: mature
Tags: Comedy, Human, Anthro, Alternate Universe
Length: 873

It all happened so quickly... The storm, the crash, and the awakening... When I first opened my eyes, I no longer saw home. I saw aliens, gazing at me like I was a monster. I knew one thing. Home was behind, and the world, ahead.

It all happened so quickly… The storm, the crash, and the awakening… When I first opened my eyes, I no longer saw home. I saw aliens, gazing at me like I was a monster. I knew one thing. Home was behind, and the world, ahead. This is the story of Niko Jokela, the first human ever to set across Equestria. Pretty sweet, huh? Though I probably could have made a better first impression.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-11-22 17:36:05 UTC

A Jeep Trough The Snow

It was a cold day in Finland. Winter had just arrived, and snow had filled every hole it could find. The trees were lifeless, the forest quiet. Animals, that usually were bouncing all around, were now sleeping, huddled together in their nests. But the silence was broken soon, a sound of a motor screaming from agony. On a nearby road, a jeep was driving at a speed of 120 kilometers per hour. The driver of this certain Jeep was the main character of our story, Niko Jokela. He was basically an average Finnish man, standing at 190 centimeters, he was pretty tall. He was also strong, but he was no Arnold Schwarzenegger. No sixpacks, no ridiculous abs, just a belly, not so flat but not giant. He had packed a lot of things, because he was going for a cabin holiday. Now, let us start the real story.

'That's one hell of a storm' Niko mused to himself, looking at a cluster of black clouds 'Let's hope I'll see something when it starts pouring down snow'

He then checked his stuff on the back seat 'Nothing seems to be loose, I think I packed everything.' Soon, his Honor 7 started ringing. He picked up the phone and answered it .

"Hello? This is Niko Jokela on the phone." He said, he hadn't bothered to check who was calling.

"Niko? Where are you? We've been waiting for at least an hour now!" Came a voice Niko recognized all too well, bringing smirk coming to his face.

"Sis', I gotta make a stop now and then, besides, I was hungry, would you want your brother starving to death?" He asked with mock-hurt.

"Very funny Niko. But seriously, you'd better come here quick."

"Okay, what's got you all serious?" Niko asked semi-chuckling.

"We went to the doctor with grandma a few days ago... " That killed the smirk. "And they said that she wouldn't make it past this year. And she is really looking forward to seeing you, after all you two haven't been in contact for a few years now.

"I... understand. I'll try to get there as fast as I can. See ya there. Bye." He stopped the call and sighed to himself. He knew that his grandma was in bad condition, but he didn't think she was that bad. He was sad about his grandmother's passing, mainly because of how close they were. When he and his sister were young, they used to visit her all the time. But when they got older, they just didn't have the time to see her. But this time, as it was his last change to set all the things right with them, he had to get there. He sped up the Jeep, somehow, and started driving.I'm gonna make it. I AM gonna make it. He kept repeating himself. But he didn't know it was his speed that was going to cause something that hasn't ever been witnessed by man. Something greater that he could ever have dreamed.

~~~~~Twenty minutes later~~~~~~

The Jeep was now moving at 200 kilometers per hour, a speed that Niko had never drove at . The storm had grown, and was, somehow, shooting down lightning and snow. Niko didn't notice it, but little sparks of energy, to be more precise, magic had started to appear on the car. The magic picked up pace, and soon the Jeep looked like the DeLorean from Back To The Future. Niko saw everything go blue, with white. He tried to stop the car, but the brakes didn't respond. Come on. Come ooooon. He thought to himself, before his vision went white. He closed his eyes, and when he opened them, he was moving slowly. Everything outside was grey, there was no sight of land or sea, nothing. There was no gravity, and he soon noticed his earphones floating next to him. By miracle, his car wasn't damaged, neither any of his items. 'Okay, either I was drugged, or I died, or i'm in some sorta fucked up version of Inception. ' He thought to himself. He tried asking God 'What the actual fuck', but no sound came out. He soon noticed himself picking up speed, and braced himself before anything happened.

Soon, the reality ripped apart, a huge hole appearing in front of him. He found himself looking at a void of cloud-like material, with lightning striking all around. He secured as much as he could, and braced himself for impact. As soon as he entered the void, sounds filled his head.

'I guess this is better than dead silence' He thought to himself. The lightning struck his Jeep many times, but no damage was done. Hell, even he got some lightning strikes, but he only felt them boosting him. In everything. His muscles grew, he became taller, somehow, and he felt himself having a new power. Something entirely new. Almost like magic. 'Kiiiiiinda getting freaky...' Were his last thoughts before the Jeep went trough the void, and landed in somewhere. As he slipped to unconsciousness, he could only wonder what awaited him... Well actually he didn't have time to do that, but it would be cool if he had.