SONATA UR WIFI

by Sailor_Pluto

Rating: teen
Tags: Comedy, Adagio Dazzle, Random, Slice of Life, Sonata Dusk, Equestria Girls, Aria Blaze
Length: 1031

Adagio and Aria name their wifi SONATA UR WIFI and Sonata reacts strangely.

Adagio and Aria keep locking Sonata out of their wifi system because she won't stop looking up annoying videos of tacos and people eating them. And, somehow, she keeps cracking all the passwords.

So they decide to name their latest network with a Sonata pun. And the consequences are...unexpected.

Published 2015-12-02 16:00:03 UTC
Last updated 2015-12-02 16:00:03 UTC

NO MORE DANG TACO VIDEOS!!!

"ARGH!" Aria slammed down the internet bill on the table. "HOW THE HELL DOES SHE KEEP BREAKING OUR PASSWORDS?!"

"How much do we have to pay this month?" Adagio asked, sliding the bill towards herself and picking it up. "Wow. Would you look at all those zeros..."

"I THOUGHT I MADE A GOOD PASSWORD THIS TIME!" Aria screamed. "HOW...JUST HOW?!"

Adagio stared at the bill for a few more seconds, then placed it back on the table and took a sip of coffee.

"AND HOW THE HELL ARE YOU SO CALM ABOUT THIS?!" Aria yelled in her sister's face. "THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!"

"I'm aware it's ridiculous," Adagio replied calmly. "But you're the one who pays all the bills, so it's not really my problem."

"I USE YOUR PRIVATE BANK ACCOUNT TO PAY THE BILLS!" Aria informed her loudly. "SO, YEAH, IT KIND OF IS YOUR PROBLEM!"

"You use my money?! The money I made from prostitu-" Adagio stopped mid-sentence. "You used my money?!"

"How else am I supposed to pay these?" Aria rolled her eyes. "I mean, I don't have a job!"

Adagio stared at her for a minute, then shook her head. "As long as you don't clear out the account, I guess I don't really care. How much money is left?"

"Um..." Aria glanced at the bill. "After this latest payment, I'd say...about twelve dollars?"

Adagio's eyes bugged out.

"Hey, the account isn't totally empty. I'm respecting your wishes." Aria stomped grumpily over to the desk and plopped down in the big, fluffy, taco shaped computer chair that Sonata had pestered her into buying. Aria froze, grimaced, then stood back up and pulled large pieces of hard taco shell out of the chair. Huffing, she dropped the shell bits onto the floor and sat back down.

"I'm changing it again."

"There's no point," Adagio called from the kitchen, setting her cup in the sink. "No matter what you change it to, she's going to find out what it is."

"Okay..." Aria thought for a minute. "How about I change the wifi network's name this time?"

"What's that going to do?" Adagio padded over to the computer and sat on the edge of the taco chair with Aria. "It's not like changing the name from GET UR OWN to something else will magically make her stop."

"Well...how about this?" Aria went to the website that managed their internet, signed in, and typed something new as their wifi's title.

"Hm..." Adagio studied the name for a moment as if it were a strange creature she had never seen before, then shrugged. "She's gets REALLY pissed whenever people say things like that."

"My point exactly," Aria folded her arms. "Maybe if we call it this, she'll get so annoyed that she won't ever use the it again."

"You can try it, just don't expect it to work." Adagio crossed her legs. "She'll be annoyed, then get over it, crack the password, and forget about it in a few minutes after watching taco videos."

"Yeah, yeah, whatever," Aria replied absentmindedly as she entered the wifi's new name in and hit save. "There. This should work."

Adagio shook her head and sighed. "You've been warned."

"I'm BAAAAAAAAACK!" Sonata trilled, the door opening and slamming shut.

"Not a moment too soon," Aria muttered, signing back out of the internet company's website and closing the browser.

Sonata set the large bag of...whatever that was on the counter and started pulling things out. "Okay, the fish tacos with extra chili, sour cream, cheese, lettuce, taco sauce, enchilada sauce, and salsa are for me. The regular fish, beef, and chicken tacos are for you guys." Sonata slapped her eight heart-attack-in-a-tortillas on a plate and sat down at the computer. "Let's see here..." Sonata opened her account on the computer.

"Hm...that's weird, it's saying I'm not connected to the internet..." She clicked on the settings and waited for the networks to pop up. When they did, finally, her eyes shrank to pinpricks.

Aria, who was watching from around the corner in the kitchen, snickered at Sonata's reaction.

"Sonata...Ur...Wifi?" Sonata asked in a tone of disbelief. "Why...is our wifi...using a pun on my name?" Sonata's eyes brimmed with tears. Her bottom lip quivered, and she started sniffling.

"Oh, this is too great!" Aria whispered to herself.

And then, all of a sudden, Sonata's face twisted up in rage.

"WHAT THE HELL?!" Sonata screamed. "WHO THE HELL RENAMED OUR WIFI WITH A PUN OF MY NAAAAAME?!"

"WHOA, WHAT?!" Aria yelled in surprise, taking a step back further into the kitchen.

"WHO THE HELL DID THIIIIIIIIIIS?!" Sonata repeated, her eyes filled with fire and a promise of death to whoever had changed the name.

"Aria," Adagio said casually as she walked past and up the stairs.

Sonata's eyes locked on Aria. "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO DID THIS?!" She shrieked.

"I, um...well..."

"ARE YOU?!"

Aria gulped, then looked at the ceiling. And then the floor. And then back at the ceiling.

Sonata took a step closer. "ARE YOU?!"

"Um..."

"ANSWER MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!" Sonata screamed, her voice sounding like a demon was talking for her.

"YES!" Aria squeaked.

Sonata paused for a minute, then the most evil smile Aria had ever seen on anyone crossed her face. "You know what I do to people who make puns of my name...RIGHT?!"

Aria whined and shook her head.

Sonata took a deep breath, opened her mouth, and...

"I ignore them!" Sonata, back to her normal self, plopped back down in the chair. "Let's see here...password is...Orphan Dark Gray!"

"What the hell just happened?!" Aria asked, her voice shaky.

"I told you it was terrifying, didn't I?" Adagio said from the top of the stairs. She came back down and, as she was passing by her into the kitchen, poked Aria as hard as she could in the forehead. "When are you ever going to learn?"

Author's Note

This was, overall, a pretty strange idea. I made Aria a bit too stupid in this story...but I had fun with it, so who cares?

Also, feel free to leave any comments! I love reading what people write, good or bad.