A fanfic that I don't know what to name but is about the wonderbolts!

by Mystic Shadow

Rating: everyone
Tags: Comedy, Random
Length: 1690

Without their captain, Dash, how would squad Foxtrot (and Storm Front) handle the mane 6's kids? Set in Calm Wind's Wonderverse.

… Yeah title :pinkiesmile: This is set in Calm Wind's Wonderverse.

Squad foxtrot and Storm Front (apart from Rainbow Dash) belong to Calm Wind!

This is also after Piercing The Heavens (I haven't actually read the others apart from the prequels and a little of Weight of Responsibility). For the mane 6, I'm going to use my ships, although I do like the Applejack X Thunderlane. I'm only doing that so I can use my OC'S from deviant art.

I'm not actually going to upload it to his Wonderverse just cause I think I'm a rubbish writer! We'll see.

After Rainbow Dash left with duties in Ponyville with her friends, she leaves her kids and her friend's kids up to squad Foxtrot and Storm Front from squad 7, whilst their colt friend's have a week out.

Whilst Rainbow's gone, Foxtrot <and Storm Front> take care of the fillies and colts, MUCH harder than expected…

This is a small little fanfic and I just want to get it out of my mind…

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-12-09 03:40:01 UTC

Chapter 1

Rainbow stared blankly at her bed, thinking about what she was going to do whilst she was out with the girls for a week, when Storm Front walked in with the rest of her squad.

Over the years, they moved up to be an elite squad, but Spitfire decided to keep the name for recruit squads,  for reasons that she wouldn't share to even Wave Chill.

"Hey Dash, what's up?" asked Storm Front, Twister waving a hoof rapidly in her face.

Rainbow rolled her eyes at Twister and swatted it away, looking up. "Need foal sitter for the kids, I'm going out with my friends for some things princess Celestia wants us to do, and the colts have already planned a HOLIDAY."

"Pffffff... YEAH FOR COMMANDER SOARIN!" shouted Twister snickering.

"Ugh, shut up..." growled Rainbow.

Twister raised an eye brow and shrugged saluting and jumping onto his bed.

"Uhh WE could always do that, y'now... your own squad..." pointed out Star, Squall grunting in annoyance.

"WHAT?! I uhh... I mean... you know how they can be..."

"Well yeah, but that was when they were 3." mumbled Star.

"... Well uhh Spectra's 4...?" asked Rainbow raising an eye brow.

"We could always do it! I mean Matteo has kids!" pleaded Star quickly.

"Wait wha-"

"SHHH Use this to our advantage." whispered Star harshly whizzing up to his face.

"Hmf." grunted Matteo

"We can totally NOT do i-" Squall started before being cut off by Twister, stuffing a hoof in his mouth and glaring at him.

"PLEASE?!"

"Ughrr... fine, only if it's alright for you guys..." mumbled Rainbow.

"I could always help!" smiled Storm, perking up.

"YEAH! We do, don't we?!" asked Star excitedly.

Twister nodded rapidly, grinning, not really know WHY, Squall averted his eyes, not wanting to say anything about that in front of her and Matteo grunted, considering it.

"Ok... fine you got me..." grumbled Matteo.

"Hmmf... fine."

"OKAY!"

"Ok if you insist, but you seriously want my FRIEND'S kids as well?" asked Rainbow.

"YES!" shouted Star and Twister.

"Okay... I'll let my friends know, thanks alot." smiled Rainbow.

"No problem!" smiled Storm.

"I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE STORMY AGAIN!" squealed Star in Rainbow's face.

Rainbow giggled and rolled her eyes.

"Ok yeah, I'll bring them to the compound tomorrow with probably Pinkie Pie, knowing her, ... some how... anyway, they can stay in Soarin's room or my office or something, I dunno, they're gonna bring their sleeping bags, we're gonna come back next week hopefully, kay?" asked Rainbow.

"Yep! Sure! Got it!" grinned Star.

"Cool, see you guys tomorrow!" smiled Rainbow.

"YEP! BYE!"  shouted Twister pushing her on the window sill, opening her wings and pushing her off.

"AHH! WHAT THE HECK?!" shouted Rainbow, somehow soaring to the ground, but then taking control.

"Twister! Was that necessary?!" shouted Storm in alarm, as they all rushed to the window, even Squall.

"Eh!" grinned Twister.

"I'LL GET YOU BACK YOU IDIOT!" shouted Rainbow.

Rainbow glared at Twister before waving to them and zooming away to Ponyville, leaving a stream of rainbow running behind her.

"I'll KILL you now if you want! I mean captain isn't here..." smirked Squall.

"HA! NEVER IN A MILLION YEARS SQUALLY!" shouted Twister.

Squall blinked as soon as Twister was completely gone, and he groaned.

"TWISTER!~"

Chapter 2

"HEY DASHIE! How you going to get the kids to the compound?" smirked Pinkie.

Rainbow rolled her eyes and strapped on her saddle bag, sighing in defeat. She walked up to Pinkie and tapped her head.

"YOU'LL find a crazy way to get them there, oh and I KNOW it..." grumbled Dash.

"Oh right! The fourth wall!" Pinkie giggled gleefully, Rainbow rolling her eyes and raising an eye brow.

"What in Equestria is the fourth wall?" asked Rainbow flatly.

"Hmm... Do YOU guys think I should tell them yet?! Yeah you fanfic readers! Thinking that you see Pinkie Pie, THE ONE AND ONLY, break the fourth wall with the author writing it! YEAH! Well unless your new which might mean like... I dunno, anyway back to chickens. The-"

"WHAT THE HECK?!" shouted Rainbow, her eye twitching.

"Jeez, jeez, I'll somehow get us in the compound!" sighed Pinkie, climbing out of the letters.

-Pinkie's view-

Ok! Hey! I'm sure you've seen ME before! -grins- If you haven't, HOW DARE YOU!

Anyway! MYSTIC!

Pinkie what the HECK are you doing here?! -growls-

DUHH! Teleport me to be back in the fanfic, and get me, Dashie and the kids to the compound! -grins-

-writes: Mystic kicks Pinkie back into the fanfic.

-when Dash, Pinkie and the kids are at the compound--

(Ahm... Back to the fanfic...)

"AHH! OOF!"

"Grr... wait what?! I was 10-1 in beating Mischief in a hoofball match!" shouted Shadow throwing his hooves up.

"Uhh... YOU WERE NOT!" shouted Mischief

"Uhm it was 10-1 actually..." smirked Canon

"Quit your whining Mischief..."

"NOPE!"

"What's so good about hoofball anyway?" huffed Confetti.

"Mhmm I prefer flying ANY day." agreed Spectra

"How can you even play that good? You guys are 6..." mumbled Pinkie.

"Ahm... five..." noted Flaming.

"FOUR AUNTIE PINKIE!" grinned Spectra.

"Ohh yeah! I love forgetting things!" giggled Pinkie.

"What?! That doesn't even make sense!" shouted Rainbow throwing out her hooves.

"Doesn't it?! Oh right... uhh..."

"HEY!" shouted Twister in front of them, the kids all staring at him in horror.

"YOU!" growled Pinkie.

"HA! YOU!" shouted Twister.

"You say you saw him before?" asked Radiance flatly to Icy.

"Uhm... well err..."

"She hid in her father's arm all the time when he was around." smirked Rainbow, Icy glaring at her.

"You what?" giggled Winter.

"S-shut up I was 3..." mumbled Icy.

"HA! You boys owe us 10!" shouted Confetti, pointing at Mischief, Canon and Shadow, Spectra rolling her eyes.

"They'll just steal it back y'now..." noted Spectra.

"Yeah well... I'm 30 seconds older than him!" shouted Confetti pointing at Canon.

"Psh, and I'm 3 years older than you." smirked Winter.

"I'ma month older than YOU! HA!" shouted Storm pointing to Winter.

"Blah blah, I'm older than all of you, now why don't you follow Pinkie and I'll go lock up Twister and speak to my captain." sighed Rainbow.

"Wait what?" asked Pinkie perking up at the sound of 'Twister' and 'lock up' in the same sentence.

"Nothing, take them befo- uhm... never mind!" mumbled Rainbow.

Rainbow grabbed Twister's tail with her wing, dragging him inside, Pinkie looking back at the kids.

"Cupcake?" grinned Pinkie.

"Uhm..."

"PINKIE!" shouted Surprise, bouncing outside.

"OHHEYSURPRISEHOWYADOING?!"

"Well if haven't been here in ages... this place changed since I was 5." smirked Icy.

"Ptuh! Duh it has!" exclaimed Stream.

"Hmm next week if I kill Cheesy for planning that holiday, the girls will probably do the same... including Fluttershy ESPECIALLY, then if their dead... we can go on holiday whilst they look after the kids! PERFECT!" shouted Pinkie.

Pinkie shot confetti out of no where, Rainbow face hoofing and groaning, awaiting Pinkie's next plan.

"I wonder what our dads are doing..."

Harmony stomped her hoof as they all came to a stop, a vision in their mind.

"Hmm my Cheesy sense is tingling that Pinkie just shouted out that the mares are gonna kill us when we get home..." mumbled Cheese

"WAIT WHAT?!" they all shouted.

"I told you we should've told them." murmured Soarin.

"What because your Dashie always takes it out on you?" asked Flash smirking.

"Ha... Twilight's no better." smirked Soarin, Flash freezing.

"H-HOW THE HECK DO YOU KNOW??!"

"You never knew if I was joking or not..."

"FORGET THEM! Do you know what FLUTTERSHY will do with ME?!" shouted Discord.

"Can't you just travel back in time?" asked Thunderlane.

"Well... YES! But... I don't want to leave..." mused Discord.

"I agree, as much as I like having 'fun' with AJ, this holiday is kinda better..."

"Nope. Nothing is better than Dashie... but... Dashie is 1% better than this holiday, pie is 1% lower than this holiday..."

"Soarin Skies, the pie stuffer, saying this holiday and his wife is better than pie, WHAT AN ACHIEVEMENT!" smirked Flash sarcastically.

"Well his wife is OBVIOUS, I bet they 'do it' every day they sleep together." grumbled Discord, Soarin averting his eyes.

"Uhh yeah that would be way~ too much." mumbled Soarin.

Cheese suddenly bounced up in the air and he stared at Soarin with wide eyes.

"How did I just enter your mind and find out what you do?" squeaked Cheese.

"Well I don't know~" smirked Discord innocently.

"Answer your question?" asked Harmony flatly.

"They're not getting killed." sighed Pinkie dreamily, seeing the vision.

"I'm killing Discord." whispered Rainbow, a small blush on her face.

Rainbow opened her and her squads room, Twister with duck tape on his muzzle, hanging from the ceiling.

"Um... mum can he breathe?" asked Icy.

"Yes." said Rainbow flatly.

Matteo eyed the kids before grunting at the sight of Pinkie.

"OH HEY BIG GRIFFON THAT WIFEFSZ WAS A BIG MEANIE TO PONIES IN PONYVILLE!" shouted Pinkie.

"Where's Star and Storm?" asked Rainbow.

"... Star went to the mares bathroom and Storm Front was called for a squad leader meeting that includes squad 9 and und-"

"Rainbow Dash! Squad meeting!" shouted Silver.

"Ooh... I need to speak with Spitfire quickly Silver!" shouted Rainbow, as she completely forgot to tell Spitfire that she had to go to Ponyville.

Rainbow ran off whilst Pinkie raised an eye brow and shrugged.

"Um... anyway BYE KIDS! CYA LATER! THANKS FOR LOOKING AFTER THEM!~" sang Pinkie running after Rainbow.

"... kids these days..." muttered Silver not taking in the fact Pinkie was 29 as he walked off.

"How the heck are we standing on clouds?" asked Sweet.

"Some weird magic." muttered Icy.

"So um are we gonna stand here all day? The pony with the scars closed the door..." said Radiance pointing to the door whilst shouting was going inside.

"SQUALL OPEN THE DOOR!"

"NO!"

"Jeez! This is going to be so exciting!" giggled Winter whilst the girls groaned.

Btw

WIFEFSZ

ain't a typo, it's how I think Pinkie would pronounce it.

BYE!