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The story of 4-Chan goes far.. Very far.. No matter who you are, whoever you may be, you will always be sucked into the depths of 4-Chan, whether you like it or not. 4-Chan owns the internet. They are the internet gods. Some pray to them every morning, every night. They, are, the gods.
And with them being god's, they are able to create anything, anytime. They are the creators, of the internet itself. Their many creations consisting of random things, no one would ever think of..
And that was when ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) was born.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is merely everything. It is what you expect it to be, and what you don't expect it to be. It controls you, and it controls the universe.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Decided to go onto a journey. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Decided to go into the far-outer dimensions of time and space, to explore the deep ends. And that was how he discovered, a world, called Equis. Specifically, the location, was Equestria. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Knew exactly what he needed to do. He needed to show them the internet. He needed to show them his glory. He was going to make them discover the world of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Arrived into the world. His face showing his over-all glory-ness. The many ponies stared into his face.. His eyes.. And his nose. They couldn't believe it. What was it? Who was it? What is it here for?
The essential emotion from the ponies was fear.
But ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) was going to show them there's nothing to fear. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Slowly glided towards them. They screamed.
"SOMEPONY HELP US! HELP!" A pony in the distance cried. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Automatically appeared in-front of the pony, and stared deep into his eyes.
The pony became in a trance, and started to see the world of what ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) truly was. The pony wasn't able to handle it. The pony was being filled with too much internet. Too much knowledge! His last thought was of the illuminati, before he tipped over, dead.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Realized that they couldn't handle it. They couldn't handle the internet. They couldn't handle ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Knew what he had to do now. He was going to destroy them. To split their puny world in half. For if you are not worthy of the internet, you are not worthy at all.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Started wreaking havoc on everyone there, as they tipped over dead, and in a trance.
"ILLUMINATI CONFIRMMEEEDD!" A Pony yelled before he tipped over. All of ponyville was being struck down.
Twilight started hearing their screams, and came outside, as the rest of the mane 6 had done.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Saw them, and when they saw ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), they realized what had been going on.
Twilight ran up to ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and used one of her deadliest spells, trying to kill him.
But all Twilight saw was a hitmarker.. That's all she was going to get were hitmarkers.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Stared into her eyes.
"NO-NOOOO!" She screamed before being thrown into the air, and sucked into what seemed like a blackhole.
It was the internet. The internet took her, and were going to do things to her unimaginable. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Could feel the many memes of Twilight being put onto the internet quickly.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Did the same with the other mane 6 quickly, before they were able to escape. The only one who had survived was Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie was the strongest. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Tried and tried to destroy her, but her 4th wall magic was powerful.
Pinkie Pie started to chug mountain dew, and throw dorito's at ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Realized something.
She wasn't the internet.
She was MLG.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Called in backup. And no, he didn't called in 4-Chan..
No, he called in something worse.
A Chan no one know's about.
A Chan not even found on the deepweb.
0-Chan.
0-Chan is the true creator of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). And if anyone hurts ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), they will destroy them.
0-Chan came through the wormhole, grabbing Pinkie Pie by a giant hand made out of latex gloves, and sucked her into the Internet. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) was safe. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Was more powerful than ever now, having Pinkie Pie's MLG power. All around were Illuminati's and MLG Nukes hitting down.
Celestia knew she had to stop ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) knew she could not stop it. Celestia appeared instantly in front of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and fired a beam at him. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Was hurt, but not too hurt. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Summoned Jackie-Chan to take care of her. She was done for.
Luna was too angry, as for her sister was dead now. Luna charged at ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) when she teleported to ponyville, and used her inner-demons to try to destroy him.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Knew what the demon was. It was the 5th dimensional being. A Dimension ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) was from. The demon stared at ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
Luna slow realized something.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and the demon weren't fighting.
They were going to team.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and the demon sucked Luna into the never-forgiving dimension of 8-4-0-Chan's, and the rest of the internet.
Now that the rest of the rulers of equestria were done for, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and the demon were able to finally swallow this world whole.
To put it deep into the depths of the internet. To swallow it whole!
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And the demon both were millions of years in space away of the planet, as they watched from afar.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Summoned the true illuminati. The illuminati quickly made weird noises, then swallowed the whole planet whole.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) looked at the now destroyed and swallowed area were the planet used to be.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Went back. Centillions of years back to his home.
The internet.
Are we so sure that this is the true story of how Bronies came along?
We will never know.
But all we can do,
Is thank ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).
