Lord Despair's Scrapbook

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It's the year 7014 X  Terra my home-world is fucked...that's the nice way of saying it I for one don't really give a crap, I only fight to fight. This war is, and has been, going on for about 1000 years...after today that won't matter .The two groups fighting are; The link joker, some high tech set of people who claim to be doing their masters work and then there is the God eaters, my people are a way more advanced set of people with powers from our souls themselves. We don't know why they attacked, the only thing we know is, is that when I was born they sealed one of our ten beasts inside of me, that being the she bitch inside my head Gliger the lioness, Oh and I’m fourteen says my captain.

I'm not a bitch it's just you don't like it when I'm right.

"Oh shut up so I can finish." I yelled choking the life out of one of those Link joker dragon grunts, waiting for him to stop moving...

Maybe it's best we leave it at that knowing that we're still on Terra.

" *sighs* Fine but it's my call on the armor!" I said picking up my standard battle armor with two shoulder covers, a helmet with four side burners and my mother’s scarf. "Shit I forgot my gun...Oh well more for me to tear up with my hands~." I sang putting on the last of the legging armor then I put on my mother’s scarf; that scarf has seen better days from that nice shade of black to a brown ragged cloth.

"Hey Bazz you done yet? cap says we need to move out soon." Oh yea there are nine other beast holders that I know of, all gender balanced and strength tested. The girl that was just calling me was my friend's older sister, Hina short for Hinatos,she has the seventh beast named Cray the turtle...sounds funny now but wai-

PEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEWPEW

"Shit they're here already!" I jump for the door but it won't move... fucking door, so I try kicking it down...that failed, so I use my black wheel saw and the structural energy I get from Gliger; removing anything in my path. I step out to see more of those foot soldiers in their easy-to-find armor sets, all white armor sets…"Ok it's too noisy, so I'm going to say this once...SHUT THE HELL UP!!" getting everyone to stop shooting and look at me "Good now I want- PEW" ok that guy fucked up. I grab the link joker faster then anyone can see bringing my other hand up to rip his tonsils and other stuff out...Thank you Gliger...

What? it's not me, you're the one who likes hand-to-hand combat and killing, I'm here because of the war.

Still, now we got fifteen or so jokers on our asses and only six of us, "Seems fair. Hey Hina, get ready I'm sending everyone out to freedom tower." I yelled over the gun fire, throwing some dark pulses.

"WHAT?! You can't get us there without a burn panel!" I still wonder why she can't figure out that it's only a few blocks from here *sign snap*

"Warn us before you do that Bazz. You know we got the rookies with us." This guy right here is Karu, beast holder number four, Talos the bull, don't get him mad, his armor and weapons resemble a bull, weird how he uses an axe, and nothing else, but what can you do...

click click “I'm out! Bazz give me your case!" Hina orders popping out an empty fifty caliber magic propelled sniper rifle clip. She scared me one time when she nearly blew my head off *shudder*

"...You must have forgotten my NO guns thing." Oh yea before I forget Hina's armor is like mine but without the arm blades and scarf.

"Here let me." Pushing my hand forward, I shot a black void ball; and took out what seemed to be a team of twenty foot soldiers heading our way.

"There was that so bad why don-." I said before I feel something grab me.

"BAZZ!!" Hino yelled running to me as a shadow forms behind me.

BEHIND US!

"Fuck me..." I said as I lost my vision

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"Ow." Well I got up from worse hangovers.

Oh good you're up. Now don't get mad, but we seem to be off planet

"... Gliger why can't I move..." I don't know what's going on because my vision is still blurry but I can see some dark colored creature laying next to me.

I know what you're thinking, and no we did not hit that.

"Ok, one; Thank god, two; any idea what IT is?" I asked getting a moan and a small yawn.

"I'm not an IT, I'm a mare, and a royal one at that, and I hoped you would have some manners." Ok now I'm confused, where the fuck am I?

Hey she's leaving, think you can move now?

"Don't know until I try but-" I stopped myself when I see the...pegasus...unicorn, umm well...I have no idea what I’m looking at, it seems to be a pegasus and unicorn hybrid, and she has a almost transparent mane and a moon on her ass.

"Well now that you're up, come along we have much to do.~" she turned and headed towards a door with me floating around her eye level.

"Ok I'm done!" I yelled flaring my hands with energy breaking her hold. I warp away only to find myself in a forest, a huge amount a forest at that.

We need to move, I can feel her tailing us, Head east

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'Shit, ok, east it is, but whats east?’ I thought, getting up and running as fast as mach two tanks, my beast training, but still. 'Hey, Gliger any idea where we are? because aren't all the trees on terra either dead or taken by the king for safety?'

No, but it's nice to see them, Hey look ahead I think I see something.

'Let's hope it's a friendly!' After about ten minutes I came across an open plane. Nothing but grass and some weeds.

"I was wondering when you would get here, foal." the dark mare from earlier said, "Now what is your name?" that face is going to leave me with a nightmare.

"Fuck you!" I said running back into the forest  'Gliger is she tailing us?'

You might want to run faster...

'Why?' I looked back to see her flying through the thick tree tops. "Leave me alone!" I flare my energy and send some saws her way, only to find that she set up a form of barrier, however, their still leaving some cuts in the barrier.

"We can play hide and seek all you want, you still won't escape!" *eye twitch* I stopped and looked at her before I let Gliger change my armor, this time I have a lion head helmet with black and gold coloring, my arm bracers change; showing off a set of two claws, my feet look more beast than before with a full set of claws and armor, the only thing odd is I now have a tail.  'Gliger, why is there a tail?'

You will see later but now, LETS GET THAT BITCH!

I love it when Gliger thinks like I do, I jump up, grabbing the mare and her barrier,  and I start pounding on the shield trying to get in.

"That won't work fo- *shatter* Her face goes from confidence, to scared in less than five seconds. After hitting the ground I grab her horn and neck and pulled her closer so that her ear was inches away from my mouth. I love the look she had on, it was priceless, so very scared, I thought she was going to cry, But I digress, we needed info so I did what I do best...Interrogations

"I told you to leave me alone, but since you won't, you're going to give me some answers, got it?" I growled through the mouth guard, getting a nod in response. "Good; now where the hell am I?"

"Y-y-you're in Equestria, but near the everfree forest." Ok now I think I heard sniffling. "W-w-what a-are you?"

"..."  'Shit, even I don't know, any idea Gliger?'

How about God Eater, since our people are god eaters.

"I'm a God Eater from Terra, Now, who, and what, are you?"

"I am Nightmare Moon, princess of the night, and I’m a alicorn." she said with a little kick and pride. I tighten my grip on her neck and moved her so we are at eye level with each other.

"Why am I here?" I said in the darkest way possibly

"....." she tries to look away but can't, so she closes her eyes and cries.

"TELL ME; OR I'LL RIP YOUR HORN OFF AND SHOVE IT THROUGH YOUR NECK!!" As my grip tightened her crying got worse. Why is she crying like that, it's not like I did anything. Fuck it. she looks like my-I'm not going there again. She's gone and it's too late to do anything about it. 'Gliger what do you think I should do with her?'

If it was me, I would put her down, but something tells me we might need her.

'Ok, but if shit hits the fan its on your head got it?' I dropped Nightmare, and started to walk away until I hear her say something that I couldn't hear quite right but it sounded like she said-

"I'm lonely." She said through her tears, I look at Nightmare, before walking back this time shes trying to move away from me, a look of terror across her face, crying and yelling for me to stay back. I stop reverting my armor back and give her a hand getting her up. After a few moments of hitting me she calmed down and wiped a tear from her beautiful blue- *eye twitch* did I just think that...fuck I’m going to hurt myself for that later. About fifteen minutes pass before we said anything,So I broke the silence

"Who or what brought me here, and is there a way for me to get back?"

"I'm the one who summoned you and I'm not sure if there is a way for you to go home."

*Eye twitch* “Ok, I'm going need to know everything about this equestria before I do anything for anyone...Please don't make me regret keeping you alive." I say bluntly as possible.

'Man those eye look like dragons. Gliger do you think it would be a drag to just find out some other way?'

Well I don't really know...This one is your call.

'You're messing with me again aren't you?' with a sigh, I follow Nightmare back to her place.

Yes I am. *giggle*

A few hours pass with me and Nightmare Moon talking and getting information from each other. We both know that no one wasn't holding anything back, but still I can't shake this feeling...

"So what does the spell do exactly, and is there a village or town I can go to?" I asked looking up at the stars. Man in all my life I never got to see them mainly because every time I tried something pops up and starts attacking.

"The spell calsl forth a beast of unlimited potential and makes it serve the caster, but it seems that part didn't work." She looked at me and the stars going from one to the other then she got the happiest smile I ever saw. "So it seems you like the night sky."

"Yea I guess it makes me feel better, the cool breeze, the quiet sounds and the moon, man if the war was over, I would just stay still looking at the stars and moon forever." D-did I just say that oh god I need to get home. "Hey Nighty what about towns, anything here besides us?"

"Yes there’s a small village near here, but I don't think you should go."She look worried so I put her mind at ease with a little phrase.

"Don't be afraid, Nothing you could do could stop me, what's the worse that could happen!" I said with a smile and warped in the direction she said. Seriously what could go wrong?

"SSSSHHHHIIIIITTTTT!!!!"I yelled flying into a few houses because of a purple pony, ( I think is Twilight Sparkle if what Nightmare told me is right,) who hit me with some technicolor rainbow, lucky for me when I was hit I was only sent flying, and not turned to stone or banished like Nightmare said, or that would have really messed me up.

"OW! That fucking hurt, you bitch!" That got the blue colored one with the rainbow mane,(that one is no doubt rainbow dash,) to rush at me while I was still getting up. "Really that’s it? nothing else?" I raised my hand; sending some energy at them hitting them on mark, sending them all into a pile.

"What are you?" asked Twilight , frightened.

With the most badass smile I could muster, I said "The name is Bazz and I'm a God eater!" They looked up and then back to me and smiled. "What is i-BAM*THUD*"

Bazz...Bazz wake up...BAZZ!

'What is it...Gliger? why can't move? I can’t see anything.' I thought, squirming around only to have my restraints tighten.

"Ok, we want to know who, and what, you are." A voice demanded. Must be some kind of ruler. best make this fast, I flare my energy and break their hold, removing the blindfold they put on me.

"You first, then if I'm in a good mood I'll tell you." I love to mess with people.

"I am Princess Celestia and I am a co-ruler of-" I raise my hand looking at her, mainly because I wanted a good look. She's an alicorn like Nighty but white with a pink, blue, and green mane, and sun cutie mark.

"Ok, nevermind, what is it you wanted to know?" Sitting there I notice that we are in some kind of Interrogation room, with some guards and six ponies, If I remember right then the two earth ponies are pinkie pie and Applejack, The next two pegasi are Fluttershy and Rainbow dash Then a Single unicorn that I think is Rarity...Odd nightmare told me there was two well the last one is an alicorn as well.Fuck.