Lord Despair's Scrapbook

In a small secluded part of Canterlot gardens

''Eddie you awake? I mentally asked the skeletal humanoid statue next to me.

''Hell no Guy let me fucking sleep!!!!'' my little brother mentally rudely screamed.

''Oh good then you don't have to watch the show'' I mentally said smugly watching the two ponies getting lucky at Eddie's feet soft moans coming from the hot pink Alicorn mare filling the air as her white unicorn stallion took her innocence......again.

''What are you..........O come on not *again**!!!''' Eddie's cried in both lamented and jealousy ''Fuck! how many times these ponies are going to fuck on me, I still have stains from the last time!''*

''Ah you just jealous that their are getting some and you're not~'' I said teasingly with a small chuckle while watching the pony couple go at it like rabbits but I notice something off about the mare at the start of the act she bled. I remember every couple that ever took it to the next level on us this couple was one of them, she lost her innocence on me the first time yet she bled once again.

''I recall that your not getting any either, you're a motherfucking statue like me. '' growled Eddie his skeletal jaws grinding their sharp points against each other.

''Ouch that was a low blow brother,'' I said mentally holding my gut ''Eddie is it just me or that pink mare isn't Cadance?''

'' Yeah you're right Guy,'' said Eddie mentally also taking note of the bleeding pony snatch ''that's definitely not little Candy and Shiny's eyes are a different color......wait green eyes?''

''Changelings!'' both me and Eddie said with a scowl on our mental faces. Changelings...... it just had to be fucking Changelings, we remember Discord's bug-like enforcers well after all they were made from our (forcefully taken) blood mixed with pony DNA then warp by the Draconequus's chaos magic, we had thought that the sisters had manage to kick them out of this side of Equus after Discord had turn us to stone 1005 years ago. But with this fake Cadance we knew it was only a matter of time before the whole hive went out on the offense, once again we struggle against the magical bindings we had to warn the girls about the changeling return. Only for the magic like all the other times we attempted to break free strike right back at us with the burning touch of chaos energy once the pain finally resided away I notice was something off with the energy, ''Weak'' I mentally whispered ''Eddie! the magic weakening! if we kept up the pressure the spell will break!''

''I'm fucking sick of Discord's shit time to bring out the big guns!'' Eddie yells mentally with an shit eating grin.

''Metal?'' I asked with a bigger grin .

''I wanna hear some Metal!'' He cries out all pumped up.

'' I got the perfect song in mind'' I yell back as the drums begin to echo in our mind space.

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''Dream evil, '' said Eddie with an approving look ''good choice brother.''

''Thanks Eddie now we wait while the magic of metal dominates the power of chaos.'' I said my grin fading at the sound of the pony couple finishing together and the sound of Eddie bitching about some of their musky liquid hits him in an stony eye ''I only hope we get out of here in time.''

In the outside world

Two ponies held each other in an lover's embrace while leaning up against an ancient moss covered bipedal statue the statue had clearly seen better days but the couple could careless about some hunk of Marble. The Stallion gently run his hoof along his mare's disheveled multi colored mane before glancing at the purple tinted dome protecting the city his white fur brisking in the cool night air.

''Shiny oooh shiny,'' purred Cadance her muzzle nuzzling into her husband to be's chest '' that....that was something else.''

Shiny looked down on the love of his life, a soft loving smile grace his lips '' I take it that her highness had found her loyal bodyguard had severed her well on this night.''

''Yes she has'' giggled Cadance in sing song voice ''But tell me why again we mated in front of these statues I find their faces very unnerving it almost seems like they were watching us.''

Shiny looks at the faces of the statutes despite the years of seeing them he did to found them to be unnerving the statue they were leaning up against was skeletal in nature with wild mane dual wielding Minotaur war axes and the other was hooded yet the hood did nothing to hid the wide toothy smile in its clawed hands small cannon like weapons but what truly unnerving about them are their eyes if almost like they really were alive.

''Well they were,'' coughed Shiny nervously '' didn't you knew the legend after all you took us here on our fourth date, you said that every couple in Canterlot heard at some point in their lives.''

''Shiny,'' said Cadance unamused ''What legend are you talking about I lived in Canterlot my whole life and I never heard of this legend''

''You know what I talking about the legend of the spirits of earth and fire,'' said Shiny shaking head at the pink mare his eyebrow raised ''you said that any couple that pays homage to them by mating before them will gain their blessing and be forever chained to one another if that union proves to be false then statues will become flesh once more and that false couple will not see the light of day, you said that by mating to them is an test to prove how much one loved another.''

''Statues coming to life,'' said Cadance sceptically before bursting out laughing at the sheer stupidity at the very idea of stone statues coming to life ''Shiny honey I think you been hanging out with your geeky friends for too long.''

''Cadance!'' said Shiny with an pout ''they're not geeks they....they....they just mare challenge.''

''So what you saying Shiny is...their geeks.'' said Cadance with a knowing grin before leaving her wet but warm bed that was Shiny.

''Cadance where are you going? asked Shiny leaving his spot beside the statue of the earth spirit following after his mate.

The pink Alicorn stops in her tracks looking back at Shiny giving the unicorn an sultrily look ''You know my bed often gets very cold at night I'm sure Celestia won't mind me having some company~''

''What about the legend of the spirits of earth and fire'' Shiny gulp an blush forming on his white cheeks while trilled of the idea of round 2 ''Shouldn't we I don't know thank them or something?''

''Shiny,'' said Cadance giving Shiny a hungry smile ''you have two choices you can stay here with those two moldy old statues to keep you warm or.......she pauses sensibly tuning her hoof down her chest brushing her teats presenting them to her stallion.....come with me to my nice warm bed where I'll show you how much I love you~''

''Who cares about some dumb old statues anyways.'' said Shiny eagerly trying and failing to keep little shiny down.

''My point exactly.'' singed Cadance giving Shiny a little prance flagging her tail teasing her stallion with flashes of pink.

As the couple disappeared in the darkness of the night leaning up against to other they fail to notice the slight cracking sound in the air coming from the glowing twin statues.