my rainbow dash relationship

by rainbowdashman

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Human, Anthro, Comedy, Romance
Length: 1531

I have been with dash for a whole year now but when after i arrive in equestria dash tells me that she has a surprise for me but i have a feeling that it isn't a gift like Christmas...i think she wants something more.

this story contains (out of me getting urges to do my first clopfic) extreme clopping

i have been in equestria for over 3 years now things have been going very well since the divorce of me and vinyl but when things started up between me and dash things have been getting…..tense.when i arrived in equestria dash told lindsey to tell me that she had a surprise for me.what do you think dash has for me……well if you don't know look at the tags it should be obvious.

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-12-11 19:50:01 UTC

you are giving me what?

The day started out normally got back from school 7:00 go to bed (yes early but works for me) and head out for 'dream equestria' as i call it.

Of course i wasn't expecting what dash had for me that night.

I had just went to sleep and met with Lindsey in the confines of my mind to get sent to equestria

"Hey Joe how was today?"

"Well if you consider being tortured by Tirek most of the day fine because i have extreme magic that he wants.......than just dandy!"

She turned to the panel to send me to my body in equestria "oh yeah dash wanted to talk to you.Something about a surprise gift."

I nodded and was teleported to my body in Equestria.

I got up from the bed and looked around the room to see no sign of dash but there was a note.

"Dear Joe

I hope you got the message from Lindsey i am waiting in the middle of the field next to the Everfree forest please meet me there and i will 'show you' the gift i have."

your beautiful wife Rainbow Dash :rainbowkiss:

OK now i was really curious about what she had for me.....or in another case what she did to herself for me.Mostly because last month she almost killed herself trying to make a picture of me using clouds.

I had arrived at the spot to see dash in the sky doing some tricks.More than likely waiting for me to arrive.But it looks like she had something around her neck.

"HEY DASH!" i yelled as she looked over to see me

"Oh hey Joe finally got out of bed?"

I groaned as i told her about the kids on the bus and how one of them almost got in a fist fight with the other about her friend getting called a slut.

"Jeez kids these days tend to get wild huh?"

"yeah but that's not entirely the only problem........Tirek has been bugging me again about trying to take my 'super magic' that i have in my body since i am the only human in Equestria asides from trav."

"Well don't worry we beat him tons of times before we can so do it again we are the best team on Brink or any other game you have."

"yeah well he's not always going to be asking us to battle him on a game for my magic."

"oh don't worry Joe he won't try and battle you not while we have the elements of harmony........Plus one more :rainbowdetermined2: "

I nodded and almost forgot about the gift

"OK so why did you call me here and what is the big surprise?"

Rainbow Dash shook her head as she almost forgot too.

"Oh right first close your eyes."

i didn't like the idea but I closed my eyes regardless but when i did i heard something like a changing sound like a transformation spell.Then i felt something, more than likely dash tugging at my pants.

"OH WHOAWHOAWHOA hang on dash not out-" i opened my eyes to put them on a whole 'nother anthro dash

"Holy...how in the...i mean what in-" she quieted me in a jiffy

"We can go back to the castle if you want."

I said nothing and nodded

"So you got an amulet from twilight that turns you into an anthro form anytime?"

She nodded to me "Yep and i thought you would be the first test subject."

"well don't you have to be a unicorn/alicorn to use a magic amulet like that or.....Just how?"

"well twilight made this one specially for me and you because...........dramatic pause..........it only uses sex magic available to all ponies."

i looked at her silently for a few seconds and slowly tilted my head down and said "What has twilight created?"

"It's not that bad Joe and besides it's just like the Alicorn Amulet except a little less powerful because it's all sex magic."

"Well.....I.......It's just......" i was at a loss for words I looked at her nervously "Wow i mean, well this is just awkward to me, not that i don't like it.It's just that......this would be my first time with a human form thing."

She unbuckled my pants "Well looks like somebody would like to be a test subject." She said as she pulled my pants down never having seen me yet.

"Who said I didn't want to be a subject?" I said as i took my shirt off Dash then got up and started kissing me as she activated the amulet and she turned into the beauty that i saw in the field.

"Wow i have to say dash them melons are bigger than i ever seen in real life,and i only seen 2 or 3 pairs in my life aside from the ones in videos."

She blushed as i said that

"So are you gonna stand there or you gonna feel them up?"

I immediately went over to kiss her as i felt up her tits "Oh my g-gosh Joe that feels better that flying through the air into a rainboom." I went down to start sucking one of them as i fondled the other tit

"OH HOLY CELESTIA JOE AAH OOHHH!" I heard her yell as i heard something down below i stopped sucking to see that she just came enough to maybe fill my hand

"Wow somepony is horny today isn't she?"

"Hey it's this body it's so sensitive to these....NEW feelings." I chuckled as i pulled down my boxers to reveal a good sized dick for a teen.

"HOLY CELESTIA JOE did you use a spell or were you lucky? I don't even know if i can suck it all."

"Only one way to find out." i said as she started to suck me hard.This was better than when i was with vinyl,TEN-fold.

"Oh holy lord dash keep that up and i might give you my own present."

She stopped for a minute and got up "Well we wouldn't want that would we?" She got back down but instead of sucking she mashed my dick between her giant breasts as she licked it "I'd rather have it all over these 'big melons' and my face."

I groaned as i neared climax "Well if that's what you want dash then...here i C-CUM." i yelled and groaned and moaned as i shot a heavy load all over her face and tits.

"Oh wow joe i didn't think you had that much to spare since you fap to random ponies each night."

I stared at her "oh quiet that may drain me in real time but in here i have enough for days." She stared at me thinking about the possibilities

"Well then how about we start on the bottom huh?" i was 'nervcited' as pinkie might have put it and got down on the bed.

I got into position and dash got on top of me lining herself up with me "OK dash are you sure you wanna do this?" she looked at me and said

"Would i be in this position if I was about to say no?"

I nodded as she got ready.I thought she was going to go slow but she ended up impaling herself on me and getting hurt

"AAH BUCK THAT HURTS BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD!" I didn't even ask if she was OK before she continued.

Dash started bouncing up and down as I grabbed her hips and started pumping with her "Oh god dash for the first human body i did it with you are SO TIGHT." i said as she stopped bouncing to start gyrating her hips.I groaned at the amazing feeling of this as i got even harder at this movement.

"Ooh it looks like someone likes this." i heard her say as i shot her a look that said 'If you think i am embarrassed go to hell'.

As we continued the rotation of bouncing and gyrating her hips i could feel myself getting closer and closer.

"D-Dash i think....i t-think i f-f-feel it about to-" She interrupted me before i finished

"Switch holes Joe i want you to finish.........in the tightest thing........you ever.......fucked for once in your life." She said in between moans

At first i was oblivious to what she meant but i soon got it.I pulled out and lined myself up with her ass and plunged in

"OH BUCK I FEEL SO FULL RIGHT NOW." Was all i heard before i felt a drain of juices come down onto my lower body and i soon found myself speeding up thrusts

"Oh god dash HERE IT C-CUMS!" and soon with one last plunge i went as far in as i could and came deep in her ass and felt her stomach bloating up slightly.I pulled out and dash put a cup under her ass and when the stream stopped she drank all i released and then looked at me.

"Salty,sloppy,and good.just the way i like it."

"Well we can go again if you like." she immediately jumped on me and put me right back in her cunt.