what next...holy crap ponies

The next thing i knew i woke up in a hospital bed dazed and confused,and also scared SHITLESS I put a hand on my face felling a lot more hair than i remembered. "Fuck how long was I out."  I said quietly to myself I looked around the room the walls where a sickening green with a white tile floor I tried to sit up that's when i felt the restraints holding me down.  Why was i restrained was I arrested...and if so why, I'm the victim Troy should have been arrested. my head was burning but everything had stopped spinning,kinda

"It's in here. But we have no idea what it is or if it's dangerous."

I heard i faint voice say outside the door to the hospital room i was locked up in. Did he call me an "it" WTF is going on here.

a few seconds later the door to my room opened and in stepped...a horse...WTFWTFWTF they must have me on some hella strong Paine killers

because I'm seeing things...or I'm nuts.

From what i could tell from first glance it was female. Damn it whats the term for a female horse a mare I think and boy did she look pissed also she had a horn...and wings okay are they using  L.S.D. as a pain killer cuz this shit is trippy.