Daredevil: Invasion of the Multiverse

"Past few minutes? Darlin' yer only just openin' yer eyes."

"I can explain that later."

"How much later is later?"

"Later."

"Gee. Thanks. Oh, by the way, we're not horses. We're ponies. Ya know. The smaller horse."

"Yeah, well my hearing's not so great when I'm just waking up."

"Hearing?"

"We'll  get back to that. I just have a lot of questions to ask."

"I bet ya do. After I've answered them, how's about ya answer mine."

"Sure. 1st question, where am I and how did I get here?"

"Why, yer at Sweet Apple Acres!  The main source of apples fer Ponyville! Oh, and we're not too knowledgable on how ya got here. All I know is that I found ya layin' unconcious out in the orchard. You were in some kinda suit-thing that didn't fit ya. I brought ya back to the barn. I could barely feel a pulse. Didn't think ya'd make it, but sure enough, ya did."

"Um . . . okay. Next question then. Who are you?"

"My name's Applejack. That little filly over there is Applebloom. There's Big Mac, and over there snoozin' is Granny Smith." Wow. So there's cereal, fruit flower, McDonald's, and sour green.

"Alright. Last. Why can't I feel my fingers, toes, hands, or feet? I feel nothing but wierd little stubs."

"What in the hay are those?"

"The appendages on the bottom of my arms and legs."

"Darlin', ya musta hit yer head. All we got here are hooves."

"AH. Great. So I'm a pony."

"Damn right you are!"

"Well that would explain the wierd feelings I have on the top my head and rear. I assume ears and a tail."

"Uh. Yeah. Listen sugarcube, I think you should just go back to sleep."

"I thought you needed questions answered."

"Yeah, but I think it'd be better fer you to just get some rest."

"Well, thank you for your hospitality. I'll just be on my w-"

"If yer just gonna leave, I want questions answered!"

"Too late, I'm already off."

"No, wait! Celestia dammit get yer flank back here!" Matt was gone. A heavy, anger-filled sigh escaped Applejack's mouth as she began to dart after him.

Oh, she's following me. Probably after answers. There's no time though. I only have four days to leave this place. If I can't, I dont know if Malcolm can get in the clear. Oh Lord, why the hell am I a pony in a world of ponies? I thought maybe I could relax a little better now that Fisk is behind bars, but no! I just have to be sucked into a world of sentient, tiny horses! Ugh. I bet foggy has it handled though. He can do it. He went to law school. Yeah. It'll be fine.

MEANWHILE IN ANOTHER DIMENSION

"God dammit Matt! Where the hell are you?!!"