The Tales of a Extra-Dimensional Border Jumper

by SCP Pinkamena

First published

So, lets see. My name is Zephaniah, I'm 24 year of age, I like the color green, and I happen to be the only Variable in existence. Being a Variable, I can go jump, I suppose, to different places in different universes. Because of my ability, my handlers have been… itchy to say the least. They believe me to be a Messiah of some kind, one that can bring humanity to a new Eden. Well news flash: Humanity's been fucked from day one. They want to move in a mass exodus, I just wanted be left the hell alone. However, fate seemed to be not in my favor… because now, my power doesn't work and I'm stuck in this place. Some things never change, out of one cage and into another.