780 [OLD]

We're driving down a land of corn fields. We've been driving for two days now. I don't want to go into the details, but I'll go into one big moment.

I needed to fuel up my car, so I stop by a 7-Eleven and magic-grab the pump. Neon gets out of the car as I start pouring the gas in.

"So, what brought you here?" asks Neon.

"To Bang Sistahs?" I confirm.

"Yeah."

"I wanted to test out that finger-contraption."

"What?"

"You weren't there watching, weren't you?"

"Nope, I was outside with my bro's, smoking a joint."

...

"What?"

"Just kidding, I was hijacking your car."

...

"I don't know which one's worse."

...

"Me neither."

We chuckled at that.

I got up to full, put the pump back, and closed the fuel door. I headed towards the 7-Eleven.

"You want a Coke?" I ask Neon.

"Sure."

He follows me in, I get a Coke and a granola bar, he gets a Coke and a Rice Krispies Treat. We check out and get back in the car.

"This is the first time I had a Coke with a celebrity," he says.

"This is the first time someone said that to me," I continue.

"This is the first time someone said THAT to me."

"This is the... Oh, whatever."

We enjoy the nice crispy Coke and... food item and get back on the road.