780 [OLD]

===MEANWHILE, IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE...===

A mare is sitting at his computer wondering what the heck he's doing.

He looks at the self-post he is typing. Is he even supposed to do this? Is this a good way to convey to the audience of this fanfiction that he doesn't have a clue where this story is supposed to go?

He looks up. 47 unique visitors. 143 total. 2 comments, about nothing, really. 4 likes. 2 dislikes. The same figures as the 3rd of December, more or less. Is this going anywhere? Did he miss the opportunity for more people to come? Does anyone care anymore?

All these questions plague this pale-green young mare and more.

He then sets his grass-green gradient hooves onto the keyboard, and clicks on the color wheel.

And then he starts typing again.

Dear FIMFiction. I am sorry for the delay of content for my fanfiction, 780. I haven't been motivated to work on this project anymore. Nobody really seems to care. I am releasing a new chapter today, just for you. Then, I'll work on the next chapters of the story to be delivered by Hearths Warming Eve. Thanks. -Lonk Chase

He clicks save, and then publish.

===AND NOW WE RETURN TO OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAMMING===