Felix read the description out loud to his microphone about the new amnesia map. He definitely read weirder but this was an odd ball. Another brony map!? He shrugged his shoulders and clicked play thinking why the hell not. A a light so powerful like a flashbang-blinded him. Son of a dick that hurt he thought. He went to look at his hands but instead found hooves. He then went into what was commonly known as PPS or pewdie processing mode. After five minutes he screamed. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
Birds flew out of the trees in the dense forest from the sudden noise that he made. He looked at his leg and saw a keyboard imprinted on his ass and a blond messy tail streaked with brown stripes of dirt. "This is worse than the time I had gonorrhea!" he yelled. He attempted to walk to see what the hell was happening but, his legs were hard to control while walking or trotting being used to 2 legs. After about 20 minutes he got the hang of walking.
He trotted down the uneven dirt path muttering curses. Eventually he stumbled across a town filled with ponies. Out of no where...
"OH MY GOSH A NEW PONY I GOT TO BE FRIENDS WITH THEM!" yelled a pink pony with balloons on her ass.
