I'm sorry too, Pinkie. I made this story because I just couldn't get it out of my head (no, I did not have any wet dreams about it). The idea just made too much sense in my head to not be written down. So please, don't be angry. Try to understand that I had no choice. Besides, you might actually like this story.

Pinkie Pie's birthday has rolled around once again, and this time without any emotional breakdowns or one-sided conversations with flour sacks. But, even with all of the streamers, candy, presents, and the like, Pinkie has only one thing on her mind: a certain surprise she made for herself waiting back at the Sugarcube Corner.

Many thanks to Joey-Darkmeat for the picture that inspired this story (hint: it's the cover image!). This guy is really good at drawing ponies, so check out his stuff here =======> http://joey-darkmeat.deviantart.com/

Enjoy the story!