Swag Quest

by Lighterlight1887

Rating: mature
Tags: Random, Adventure, Human, Dark, Thriller, Comedy
Length: 1257

Swaggity Swunker arrives in Equestria when an overload of $waggs befalls before the horny as fuck male and teleports him to the magical land of ponies. There he overflows the innocent ponies in the awesomeness that is his super swag.

Swaggity Swunker arrives in Equestria when an overload of $waggs befalls before the horny as fuck male and teleports him to the magical land of ponies. There he overflows the innocent ponies in the awesomeness that is his super swag, blowing the minds of all the fresh ponies that have never seen such swaggs in their entire life.

Contains clop with ponies

Published 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
Last updated 2015-11-26 21:35:02 UTC

In which power is heard

There the swagger lay on his bed, his penis in his violently pumping hand as he jerked it to sexy anthro ponies on his laptop computer. He had just started slapping his schlong only a couple minutes ago to the sexy ponies, when he heard his dad yell from the other room of the house.

"CARL DO THE DISHES!!!"

Swaggity quickly became enraged in only mere seconds. He had just started fapping. "FUCK YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU CAN GO SHOVE YOUR DISHES UP YOUR DISGUSTING WIFE'S CUNT!!"

His dad burst into his son's room in anger and frustration, causing the young teenager to pull the covers over his erect and swaggy cock. "WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU PUNK!?!?"

"FUCK YOU NIGGER, I DON'T NEED TO DEAL WITH YOUR BULLSHIT ANYMORE I HAVE SWAG! DO THE DISHES YOURSELF YOU OLD FUCK, YOU JUST HAD TO WAIT UNTIL NOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT. NO THAT'S NO COINCIDENCE-- FUCK YOU BASTARD! GO FUCK YOURSELF!!" The teenager's swag amount had multiplied several times from the intensity of his angst-filled outburst.

His dad went to slap the teenager in his face, but he quickly moved his head to dodge the attack.

"CAN'T HIT THIS SWAG! THIS SWAG IS TOO GREAT FOR YOU-- YOU'LL NEVER HAVE MY SWAG AND YOU DON'T DESERVE IT YOU OLD FUCK!" The teenager's head swaggishly moved from side to side as he stood up, erect cock in full view as he held out his arms and pointed them downwards to show his overwhelming amount of swag. The amount of swag the teenager had now was approaching critical levels; no human being was ever supposed to have this much swag. His shirt-less and pantless body moved from side to side in his display. "SWAG ON THIS DICK!!"

His dad tried to push him back down on his bed, but the teenager grabbed the dad's hands, flinging him to the side and causing him to crash into a nearby dresser.

"CAN'T TOUCH THIS SWAG! REEKT!" It had become too much. The rapidly building swag quickly surpassed normal human levels, and a bright white light began to shine from the teenager's bare chest. The light grew brighter and brighter, before it came forth from his skinny chest, the light forming a small and bright ball. The swagginess of the ball began to distort the time and space around it, gravity bending inwards toward the single point.

"Whooooa what's that?" The teenager stated in bleak curiosity. In mere seconds, however, the ball of white light multiplied in size drastically. The light quickly engulfed the half-naked teenager, consuming the beast from within the household.

Swaggity woke up to find himself inside a familiar town. He was in the middle of Ponyville, his swaggy and skinny as fuck naked body in view to all the ponies staring at him. He couldn't believe it. He had arrived in his fap paradise.

"SWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!!!" The rebellious teenager swiggishly pimp walked to the nearest mare, grabbing her side and pulling her over to him, causing the mare to scream. "FEEL MY $WAWGERGRAIE!" The mare bucked the human in the face with her sexy hind-legs, knocking him out.

When Swaggity woke up once more, he found himself inside of a library; Twilight's library to be specific. Upon coming to his senses, the skinny abomination quickly stood up as fast as he could.

"CAN'T TOUCH MY SWAG! SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG SWAG--" His mouth was suddenly held closed by a magical force. Looking to the source, the wigger saw Twilight looking at him, her horn glowing.

"Jesh, he sure is a rowdy creature." Twilight stated, before turning to look at the purple dragon Spike to her side. "Did Fluttershy said when she was going to come ov--" Twilight was interrupted when she felt an unknown force hold her mouth closed. Looking back at the human creature, she saw that the teenager's swag was controlling her as if he was using magic.

"CAN'T BEAT MY SWAG! I HAVE MORE SWAG THAN FUCKING GOD!!!!!" Using his newfound $$$$$$$$cash swag powers, he flung the mare to the side, causing her to crash into a nearby wooden wall.

"Whoa Twilight! That thing is da--" Swiggity made Spike's head explode, blood and brain matter flying everywhere. Twilight shrieked at the sight that just unfolded upon her, before Swiggity flew out of the house like a God.

Outside of the library, the Swagger was met with several ponies that were already standing outside. They stared at the floating heap of swag with wide eyes, and the fear that they held could be seen through them as they stared. It was then that Rainbow Dash flew in-front of Swiggity Swunker.

"Hey, you aren't going anywhere!" She exclaimed loudly. The teenager laughed swaggishly in response, as if he couldn't believe what he was witnessing.

"LMAO! YOU THINK YOU CAN HIT THIS SWAG????" The naked beast grabbed Rainbow Dash's pussy and squeezed, ripping it off and throwing it on the ground. "HAHAHA REKT! SWAGSWAGSWAAAAAG!!!"

The universe-breaking amount of swag the faggot teenager had caused his naked body to glow a bright white. Flying higher and higher, he summoned the sexiest and most attractive mare in Equestria in his arms. He grinned hornily as he looked at the unbearably sexy pony pussy, and he rapidly began to rape her before she could even comprehend what was happening.

"SWAGSAWGWSWAGSAWGSGSAWGSGWAGSAGS" The swag the fucking mancunt teenager had was too much! The universe cracked and exploded into millions and millions of tiny tiny pieces! All of reality seemed to shatter and fade away, as if it was all just a dream. The world seemed to end as he cummed into the sexy pony pussy.

Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.

The swigger slowly opened his eyes, and found himself to be in a hospital bed. He looked around in confusion, and noticed a nurse looking at him in shock.

"O-oh my gosh, he's actually awake!" The nurse exclaimed, swallowing before continuing. "You've been in in a coma for eight years, Carl! We didn't think you'd ever wake up!"

A coma for eight years? What the fuck was that bullshit? "Eight whole years? What the fuck is that shit?"

"I'm sorry, but it happens... Oh, and you have to pay several million dollars for medical care now. It wasn't free keeping you alive for that long, you know!"

The not-a-teenager-anymore frowned. "Yeah, WELL AT LEAST I HAVE SWAG!!!" The swiggity swagger burst forth with mighty power, and put the nurse in a choke-hold. "SWAG SWAG SWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGSWAGASGWASGWASWAGSWAGSWGSWAGSWGSA" The shouting caused more nurses and doctors to run into the room, and they quickly tried to pull him away from the nurse he was choking.

"Stop!" A high-paid doctor shouted with authority, his doctor coat swooshing through the air. The swagger did not listen though! And proceeded to grab a nearby group of needles.

"LOL, YOU DUMBFUCKS CAN'T HANDEL MY SWAG! GET REKT YOU GOONS!!" He stabbed as many high-paid fuckers as he could, before thrusting the last needle into his throat, killing his big important veins. There was no saving him now, not even in the hospital room itself.

"SWAG SWAG SWAG SWag swag swag swag swag.." The over-grown teenager continued to mutter the word swag until he passed out from blood loss, and died on the very spot. He would forever be known as the most swaggiest man alive... to go down in history books, as the man who had unrivaled swag!