[Note: I wrote this over a year ago, way before I did any of my other writing works. As such, it is very unrefined. >implying I'm any better now. It's been sitting unpublished for over a year, so I thought I might as well just get it out there since I put just under 10,000 words into it.]

After a humiliating experience in which Applejack is "caught" by Granny Smith, she vows to live the rest of her life in complete and utter celibacy. When her friends mockingly dismiss her, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Twilight and Pinkie Pie challenge themselves to a contest of endurance and self-restraint to see who can remain "mistress of her domain" in this ponified retelling of the award-winning Seinfeld episode "The Contest".