Princess Celestia Hates Tea (WowGainLBH's Ending)

NOTE: YOU MUST READ:Princess Celestia Hates Tea (Really... a lot)by Skywriter

"It's good to have you back, Princess," said Twilight, looking up at me as the noise washed over us like a wave.

"It's good to be back," I agreed.

Oh, what I would do to fix that purple, airhead, zealots mind. And so, I did. After this stupid overreaction to my distaste for the Leaf-Water beverage. Here is how it went down

"Oh, hello Greymatter, do you know where the time-travel spells are located?" I had asked a, bless it all, actually SMART Unicorn in this blasted castle. He unlike many, was able to "comprehend" my dislike of tea. "Oh, right over there, your highness"

"Thank you" I said.

As I walked to the spell mounted on a stand near a large hourglass, I turned my plan over and over in my head until every last detail was etched in my memory. With my abilities, i would have at least a few days of time to spend in the past, so much more than enough. "Greymatter?" I said "Yes?" he responded "Could you please leave the room," I said, "And lock the door behind you?" "I suppose so, your majesty" He said as he left the room, magically locking the door shut. Now I could go back without being disturbed, thank all things heavenly, I can exact my revenge upon the airheads that disbelieved my hatred of the leaf-juice.

And like that, I was back to the day after the public tea drinking. And I was dead set on revenge. I was knocking on a door in a hospital the smell of rubbing alcohol and cotton swabs in the air. Dr. Caduceus' home. "Ugnnh? Oh, Hello Princess, felling better?" He said. "Yes" I said with contempt, "Much" I smacked him over the head with a vase, he was out like a light. After a visit to a safe room at the palace, i was ready to pick up Twilight.

I knocked on the door. "Oh, hello Celestia how are you tonight." She said, happy as could be. "Fine, I came to pick you up for a little, visit, to the palace" I said, perfectly hiding the contempt in my thoughts. "Ok" she said. She had too much trust. Once we were at the palace I showed her a particularly new statue built to commemorate the Tea Incident. "This statue is wonderful" she said in awe. I had picked up a rock, and then i clocked it over her oblivious head. "Thats for being a dumbass, whats coming is for making me relieve every. single. memory of tea I have ever had, bitchwad" I said to her unconscious body.

Once at the safe room, I woke them up. "Whats going on!" They yelled in unison "I came from 2 weeks in the future, just. for. this." I said with the pure pleasure evident in my voice, "You two both acted as SUPREME DUMBASSES in the events for the 2 days prior to today" "What are you talking about" Twilight said. "WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT!!! YOU TWO AIRHEADS COULD NOT EVEN TRY TO FIT IN YOUR HEADS THAT I WAS LYING TO KEEP LUNA FROM BEING DEPRESSED!" I bellowed. Twilight and Caduceus shuddered at my fierceness. "I am here to teach you a lesson, why not have a cup of tea, and see if you could enjoy it as much as I do" I said. For the next few days i gave them one thing and one thing only. Tea. No food, no water. Only tea. By the 6th day they were about to break. I asked them one thing. "What do you realize now?" They said in unison "Princess Celestia Hates Tea" "And no one will ever hear of this, or we will be relieving this for the next year" I said, "GOT IT!!" They could only said one thing, and one thing only. "Princess Celestia Hates Tea" And, from what I heard, it stayed that way until the the time i returned to. But curse the world I live in, they still deny i hate tea. Because, god forbid, no one can listen to me.

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