To do that which I was asked.

Faust's Caverns, Omnus' POV

"Remember to be polite. And no touching random things." I say as we're walking down the caves, me holding a ball of fire for her to see... And totally not because it makes me even more awesome

"Or what?" Jane giggles, shoving me... while I have a BALL OF RAW FIRE IN MY HANDS.

"Or I will bring you to her in a hot pink dress after I doll you up a lot." I deadpan.

"Fine." She replies. "So what does she look like? Is she as old as you? Are you dating her?" She asks, repeatedly.

"I- I'm sorry?" I stutter out "What was that last one?"

"Oh My god you are aren't you!" She squeals.

"No! no we aren't dating. Just friends." I say.

"Uh huh. sure." she says, rolling her eyes "And the other two questions? how old is she and whats she look like?"

"Well we're here so I'm not answering them!" I exclaim. THANK THE LORD VOIDY PANTS MCMUFFGEE!

I knock on her door and wait a minute, before knocking again.

This isn't like her, normally she opens it before I even knock. Badass alicorn bullshit it is but still.

I knock again after another minute passes before opening the door myself (She gave me a key ages ago).

The place was trashed, Furniture thrown around the room... Blast marks on the wall. Oh fuck is that a blood splatter!

"Sis, Im going to put you in a safe place for a minute. stay there and don't move." I say.

"O-okay" she manages to say, wide eyed.

I use some bending to make sure that she goes under ground, into a chamber that I just created.

I look around, following the blast marks and blood stains to the bedroom.

God, if the living room was bad, this was worse. Piles of ash, telling me that there was probably more than one assailants.

A grey top-hat with His mark is laying there, on top of one of the piles. As I see this I abandon all caution and sprint to the bedroom door.

I bash it down and with a resounding BANG it hits the floor.

There are so many pile of ash in this room... One of them is bigger than most...

"No-no-no-no-no-no." I say, rushing over the room, sweeping ash out of the way. I reach the big pile and sweep that away to.

'Oh thank Raptor Jesus!" I exclaim, relieved to find a badly broken alicorn at the bottom of it.

"Faust, Faust are you alright?" I say,  poking her after checking her pulse and breathing.

She doesn't respond.

"Hmmm, She has to stay here if we want to keep Him contained, but he'll probably just send more goons after her and it won't matter. Oh fuck it you're coming with me." I say to myself, lifting her up and carrying her towards the exit.

I may have almost forgotten Jane... Oops.

I'm not telling her that though.

As we were running through the tunnels I noticed a small yellow glowing orb... and another. and another. lots. of. orbs.

HOW THE FUCK DID I NOT REALISE! They must be security cameras for Him or Faust. I'm guessing Him.

They started chasing us and I lost form, shifting into a slime basically, solidifying my outer surface so I didn't eat Faust and Jane.

I grabbed jane and went as fast as I could, going through tunnel after tunnel. We made it to the surface in record time, but I didn't slow down.

If they could do that to Fausty what could they do to me when I had to defend both of them?

"Why are we only doing this now!?" Screamed Jane, as I teleported to the cabin. Quickly making a simple wooden couch with magic (Cushions included) and put Faust on the bed.

"Magic-proof rocks. Nothing can pass through them." I say as I levitate the medical kit over to the bed. Luckily Faust taught me about Pony anatomy so I could just cast an examination spell and set the bones based off of that.

Holy Fuck how is she even alive!? She has fifteen broken ribs, both of her clavicles are shattered and Her kneecaps have been broken... Both. Kneecaps. They would have had to hold her still since thats the only part of the leg that was broken... oh fuck Jane needs to leave.

"Jane? I need you to go and just wait outside. Don't wander." I say, I don't know if it was the tone of my voice or the fact that Faust was really bad but she did it without a word.

I started to use magic to fix the ribs back in place, putting magic splints to they wouldn't move much (I made it so they wouldn't interfere with any organs either)

I will only ever say this once. Do. Not. Try. To. Fix. A. Shattered. Bone. I ended up having to actually remove them, piece by piece, replacing them with iron ones (after fixing the cartilage obviously).

The kneecaps were the easiest. teleport the halves out and replace with iron.

I gave her some painkillers I had in the Med-kit (Needle form, duh) and just let her rest. I would check on her every fifteen minutes or when she inevitably woke up and pani- "AAAAAAIIIIHIHH!" Oh hello Murphy! Good of you to finally show up!

Sadly I was sitting next to her and she still has the royal Canterlot voice... And she screamed... OW!

"Hey, hey, calm down Faust, It's only me. Only me." I said, with the softest voice I could manage when my ears didn't exist.

"The painkillers should set in in about another minute so just hang on and squeeze my hand eh?" I say... Oh wait alicorn strength.

I quickly turn my hand gelatinous yet solid before she starts squeezing.

It still hurts but its more like a strong handshake now... from the a gorilla

"I'm going to cast a pain transfer spell." I say.

I cast the spell and immediately start to writhe on the floor, pure agony coursing through my shoulders, legs and ribs. I don't think I screamed... Or else.

After a minute of torture it calmed down. I should have given her a sleeping drug.

I get up and start talking to her. After calling Jane in of course.

"Well that was fun wasn't it?" I say.

She asked Sis to slap me for that... and she did it.

"Et Tu Jane?" I say. "Oh by the way this is my little sis, Jane."

"Well I'm glad you finally found her. But where am I... Wait did you take me out of... oh dear." She says, finally realising where we are.

"Yes I took you out of the seal. He already got goons down there and you were unconscious. It was either let you die or save you so..."

"There was a seal down there? Why didn't we see it it woulda been adorable. Can we go back and see it?" Says Jane... I forgot she's clueless about magic...

"No, no, this isn't an animal seal it's a seal as in 'I'm sealing the door' or 'oh dear he just sealed us in Auschwitz'."

"Oh... damn." Huh, thought she would've ben a bit more disappointed over that.

"Back to the point," said Faust, unamused (Are you not entertained?!) "We should figure out what we're going to do next. Once I heal up I may go and see my daughters." I don't even realise that I growled at that last part until she asked me "Wait, why are you growling, did I do something?"

"No, no. It's just..." I sigh "I know for a fact that Luna was starving Jane, and i'm pretty sure she was going to torture her based off of what she screamed as I broke into and out of prison for her. Celestia..." I look to jane to see her shaking her head. "Celestia didn't, apparantly, and knowing those two Tia didn't even know about Luna's... methods."

Faust was wide-eyed. Shocked (I'm guessing) at Luna's actions and words. Now that I think about it it's a bit odd having a diarchy, I mean, really, Night and day, black ops and field ops, and the world hasn't been burnt to the ground yet? Waaaaiiit... they returned to the exact same system as before Nightmare Moon...

"we... well.... I will certainly be having... words... with Luna when I get there... Hmmmmm. maybe eating only sugar for a year will do... get her sick of sweets forever..." she said, thinking out loud (That just evil... I hope she does it!) "Anyway, that has to wait until after i've healed. Thank you Omnus. I really don't know what would have happened if you hadn't..."

"Hey don't worry about it, what are friends for?" Her eyes flicker down a bit as i say that "Oh by the way, some of your bones are now and Iron - Aluminium Alloy so don't try lightning spells... and try to avoid getting them cast at you.

"I will Omny, and thank you, once again." She says, as she falls back asleep.

"You two are totally dating aren't you?" asks Jane.